''www.tism.wanker.com'' is the fourth studio album by Australian alternative rock group
TISM
TISM ( ; an acronym of This Is Serious Mum) are a seven-piece anonymous alternative rock band, formed in Melbourne, Australia on 30 December 1982 by vocalist/drummer Humphrey B. Flaubert, bassist/vocalist Jock Cheese and keyboardist/vocalist ...
(This Is Serious Mum), released in June 1998. The album peaked at number 26 on the ARIA charts.
At the
ARIA Music Awards of 1998
The 12th Australian Recording Industry Association Music Awards (generally known as the ARIA Music Awards or simply The ARIAs) was held on 20 October 1998 at the Sydney Convention & Exhibition Centre. Presenters, including Democrats deputy l ...
, the album was nominated for the
ARIA Award for Best Independent Release
The ARIA Music Award for Best Independent Release, is an award presented at the annual ARIA Music Awards, which recognises "the many achievements of Aussie artists across all music genres", since 1987. It is handed out by the Australian Recordin ...
.
The title references an internet
URL
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which, at the time of release, was a subdomain (of wanker.com) provided by a friendly person overseas who had registered wanker.com, as TISM were not able to obtain their preferred domain, wanker.com.au, due to Australian domain regulations. However, the web hosting fees were not paid, subsequently it was taken down by the hosting ISP several months after launch and has not been available since.
Early editions of the CD featured a CD-ROM component. The program asks the user whether they want to continue – repeatedly. Eventually, it responds "OK then. Downloading virus." No
virus
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is actually downloaded.
In October 2009, the album was released to
iTunes
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for digital download, with nine bonus tracks from the band's 1996 gospel demo session ''No Penis, No God'' as bonus tracks. On 16 April 2024, ''No Penis, No God'' was released on limited-edition bootleg-style LP, with five unreleased bonus tracks from the sessions.
On 12 October 2022, the album was announced for a November reissue on CD and blue vinyl, with the CD containing five of the six actual songs from the original 1998 bonus CD, ''Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture'' (the rest of the tracks were poems and recordings of the band talking amongst each other), plus "Drop the Tude", a B-side to the "I Might Be a Cunt, but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt" single.
In May 2023, the band released a seven-disc box set called the Wanker Box, celebrating the album's 25th anniversary. This features the original 12-track album, the six bonus songs included on the 2022 CD reissue, plus 12 songs from the rare ''Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture'' compilation (originally included as a bonus disc with the 1998 CD release), mixes and B-sides and more than a dozen previously unreleased tracks. The riff to "Choose Lose", one of the unreleased tracks from the boxset, would later be used for the band's 2024 single "Death to Art", while the lyrics were later rewritten and used as the basis for the unreleased song "Sickie", which was only performed live in 1998 and 1999.
Singles
* "Yob" was released in November 1997 as the album's lead single. This song details the "ingredients" which go into making up a "
yobbo
Yob is slang in the United Kingdom for a loutish, uncultured person. In Australian slang, the word yobbo is more frequently used, with a similar although slightly less negative meaning.
Etymology
The word itself is a product of back slang, a proce ...
".
*"I Might Be a Cunt, but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt" was released in April 1998 as the album's second single. The song peaked at number 90 on the ARIA charts.
The song and its accompanying music video of a couple having sex was banned by the
SBS,
ABC
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ABC or abc may also refer to:
Arts, entertainment and media Broadcasting
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* American Broadcasting Company, a commercial American ...
's
rage
Rage may refer to:
* Rage (emotion), an intense form of anger
Games
* Rage (collectible card game), a collectible card game
* Rage (trick-taking card game), a commercial variant of the card game Oh Hell
* ''Rage'' (video game), a 2011 first- ...
, and
Triple J
Triple J is an Australian government-funded national radio station founded in 1975 as a division of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC). It aims to appeal to young listeners of alternative music, and plays far more Australian conten ...
due to its content; however, it was played quite frequently by Melbourne independent broadcaster
3RRR
3RRR (pronounced "Three Triple R", or simply "Triple R") is an Australian community radio station, based in Melbourne.
3RRR first commenced broadcasting in 1976 from the studios of 3ST, the student radio station of the Royal Melbourne Instit ...
on the Breakfasters show.
Bruce Ruxton, the head of the Victorian Branch of the
Australian RSL, wrote a letter of complaint to
Shock Records
Shock Records was an Australian independent record label, branded with the logo Shock or Shock Australia. Founded in 1988, it traded as Shock Records Pty. Ltd, and its publishing arm as Shock Music Publishing Pty. Ltd. Its most prominent sublab ...
asking for TISM to be fired from the label, and describing the song as "...Dropping
ustralia's standardsthrough the floor into the proverbial sewer". Ron Hitler Barassi of TISM responded to criticism in an interview saying "I actually like the song, the thing that disappoints me about some of the reaction to the song is people's reaction was confined to 'oh how naughty, oh those naughty boys TISM have said a naughty word, fuck, and another naughty word, cunt, and oh that's so naughty' and I must admit, I was sort of, and I shouldn't have, I was disappointed with that reaction ... We were attempting to use the common dialect of people in the street, to sum up a term, have a good pisstake. It's more than just naughtiness. That's very profound isn't it?"
*"
Whatareya?" was released in July 1998 as the album's third single. The song peaked at number 66 on the ARIA charts.
*"Thunderbirds Are Coming Out" was released in October 1998 as the fourth and final single from the album.
Reception
Jonathan Lewis from ''
AllMusic
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'' said "''www.tism.wanker.com'' was a misbegotten attempt to recreate the success of its predecessor, but it fails on most counts. ''Machiavelli'' was a funny album: tasteless, yet tongue-in-cheek enough to charm listeners. ''www.tism.wanker.com'', however, was simply offensive. The humour was forced, the lyrics less clever than on previous outings and the music was becoming stale." Lewis said "Highlights were few and far between, although 'Thunderbirds Are Coming Out' was a standout."
In July 1998 issue of ''
Beat Magazine
Beat is a free monthly tabloid-sized music, arts and culture magazine ( street press), website and social media network published and distributed in Melbourne, Australia. It's Melbourne's longest running street press, and one of the earliest ...
'', Bronius Zumerius in is 7/10 review of the album, said the dance element explored in their previous album ''
Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
''Machiavelli and the Four Seasons'' is the third studio album by the Australian rock group TISM (This Is Serious Mum). It was released on 4 May 1995.
Background and release
TISM worked on what would become their next album at Metropolis Audi ...
'' continues as the band "grasp at current dance trends with some precision", along with the social commentary of tracks like ''Whatareya?'', ''Denial Works for Me'' and ''There's Gonna Be Sex Tonite'', mingling with the tongue in cheek tracks like ''Been Caught Wankin, ''Yob'' and ''I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt'', "with fist in the air, lunatic dancing, screaming, lung bursting effect." He concludes the review of the album saying it's "not their most exemplary material, but enough chortles are to be had to validate its existence."
Track listings
''Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture''
Initial pressings of the album were shipped with a bonus disc. The CD in question looks like a blank CDR, with
texta writing that reads "Att: SHOCK RECORDS FAULTY PRESSING DO NOT MANUFACTURE"; thinking it was serious, some retail chains actually returned boxes of the "fake" CDs unopened. In reality, it featured six outtakes from the ''wanker.com'' sessions and several poems, bookended by low-quality audio recordings of Hitler-Barassi and Flaubert discussing various topics whilst watching a pornographic film.
The "conversation" tracks have never been given an official title. For the iTunes re-release, these tracks were appended to the start/end of the titled tracks. The titles were available on TISM's website at the time.
"The Last Australian Guitar Hero", "Kate - Fischer of Men" and "I'd Be Happier if I Wasn't More Depressed" were released as B-sides to singles.
On 29 April 2023, the conversation tracks were released for free on the group's Bandcamp page.
Charts
Release history
References
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1997 albums
TISM albums