Perry Groves (born 19 April 1965) is an English former professional

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, best known for his time at

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. A fast-paced player who usually played as a

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and occasionally a striker, Groves also played professionally for

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and

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, also briefly playing for both Dagenham & Redbridge and

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towards the end of his career. He currently works as a media pundit.

Playing career

Colchester United

Groves was born in

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, but as a boy he played for Cornard Dynamos in the village of Great Cornard on the

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–

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border. Groves then had a trial with

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as a schoolboy before signing as an apprentice for

in 1981. He turned professional a year later and over the next four seasons he played 142 league games for the U's, scoring 26 goals.

Arsenal

In September 1986, he signed for

for £50,000, becoming the first signing by new manager George Graham. His debut came in a goalless draw against

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that same month. In his first season at the club he helped set up Charlie Nicholas for the winner in the 1987 League Cup final, dribbling past three

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players before laying the ball off. Noted for his enthusiasm, pace and hard work, he started most of Arsenal's games in the 1987–88 season, ousting Charlie Nicholas as strike partner to Alan Smith, and helping the Gunners reach a second League Cup final the following season by scoring the only goal of the away leg of the semi-final against Everton; Arsenal however lost the final to Luton Town. Although Groves made 46 appearances in all competitions that season, the arrival of Brian Marwood reduced his opportunities to play, and he was mainly used as a substitute in Arsenal's title-winning 1988–89 season, coming off the bench 15 times during the league campaign, on top of six starts. He was on the pitch as a substitute in the final game of the season and helped create the space when

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famously scored the title clinching goal at Anfield. Although an injury to Marwood opened the door for him again in 1989–90, Groves returned to the bench after Marwood recovered. This did not however stop him from winning a second league title winners' medal in 1990–91, again with most of his appearances coming as a sub, as Graham usually favoured Kevin Campbell to play alongside Alan Smith. After making only 13 league appearances in 1991–92, Groves was sold to Southampton just at the start of the inaugural Premier League season.

Southampton

He moved to

in August 1992 for £750,000 but only played 15 times in two years before retiring from professional football at the age of 28, following two serious

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injuries.

Dagenham and Redbridge

He then played four games in the

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for Dagenham & Redbridge before ending his playing career with a solitary appearance for

Post-retirement

Groves has appeared for Arsenal in several Masters footballing tournaments. He is now a well established sports pundit and has worked for a wide variety of media firms including

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, Absolute Radio as well as

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. Groves was previously part of

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winning Rock 'N' Roll Football show, fronted by former Arsenal teammate,

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, which airs on a Saturday. In 2010, Groves signed as a non-playing substitute for new club

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after Colin Murray, then of BBC Radio 5 Live, offered the new club £2,000 if they named Groves and

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as unused substitutes at every game in the 2010–11 season.

Legacy

Groves became a cult player among Arsenal fans, who commemorate him with the chant "We all live in a Perry Groves World", which listed Perry in every position from 1 to 12 (except 7, which is instead taken by

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), to the tune of

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' " Yellow Submarine". In October 2006, Groves published his

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, entitled ''We All Live in a Perry Groves World'' (). With it came an Arsenal fans' campaign on the

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to purchase the book, in an attempt to outsell former Arsenal defender Ashley Cole's autobiography, ''My Defence'', which was out at the same time.

Family

His great uncle,

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, having previously featured for

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, played for and captained Arsenal. He played as a forward making 203 appearances and scoring 37 goals.

Career statistics

Honours

Arsenal *

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: 1988–89, 1990–91 *

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: 1986–87 * Football League Centenary Trophy: 1988

References

External links

Perry Groves on arseblog.com's "arsecast"
on 10 November 2006 (

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, 17 MB)
Interview with Perry Groves in ''The Guardian''
* {{DEFAULTSORT:Groves, Perry 1965 births Living people Footballers from the London Borough of Tower Hamlets People from Bow, London English men's footballers Men's association football wingers Colchester United F.C. players Arsenal F.C. players Southampton F.C. players Dagenham & Redbridge F.C. players Premier League players English Football League players Canvey Island F.C. players