''Fair and Worm-er'' is a 1946

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'' cartoon directed by

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. The short was released on September 28, 1946. The title is a pun on '' Fair and Warmer''. The premise greatly resembles and builds upon that of the 1942

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cartoon, '' The Early Bird Dood It!'', which is about a worm chased by a bird chased by a cat, and has a much darker ending.

Plot

After a brief introduction from a narrator, a

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, wielding a knife and fork, rushes to dine on a large

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that has fallen to the ground when he is immediately chased by a hungry black

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. The crow pursues the worm until he is confronted by an equally hungry

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. The cat runs after the crow, only to find himself in the sights of a vicious, equally hungry

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. The dog harasses the cat until he is suddenly set upon by the local dog catcher. He is stopped in his tracks by his wife (armed with a rolling pin), who professes that she is not "scared of man nor beast." A nearby mouse informs her that he is a beast and snarls, setting her off running and screaming as the mouse heads off in pursuit of her. Her husband, in a

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voice, watches the woman tearing away, chased by the mouse, and says, "Everybody wants to get into the act." From there, the five protagonists continue their pursuit of each other—all stemming from the worm still attempting to get the apple. The crow makes an intellectual decision that, within this busy group, he must help the dog. He reasons, "Dogs chase cats...Cats chase birds...I'm a bird...Therefore: I gotta help the dog." A series of scenarios plays out during which each character goes after their prey while being harried by their own nemesis. An encounter with a

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, (who may or may not be Pepé Le Pew),''That's All Folks! The Art of Warner Bros. Animation'' by Steve Schneider, Copyright 1988, Henry Holt & Company New York unites them all in self-preservation and escape. Throughout, the dog catcher's wife continues to run away from the mouse. At the conclusion of the cartoon, after all of the protagonists hide in a hole to get away from the skunk, the worm dispatches all of them by jabbing them with a tack, scaring them all away. Now free and clear, the narrator asks the worm if he must go through this routine every day just to get something to eat. The worm says, "Eat it, nothing. This is the last furnished apartment in town." He then opens a door in the apple, upon which hangs a "Vacancy" sign. As the short fades out, the worm exits his new home wearing a robe and carrying a towel, heading for a nearby second apple with a door, presumably containing shower facilities.

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* 1946 films Merrie Melodies short films Short films directed by Chuck Jones Animated films about birds Animated films about cats Animated films about dogs Pepé Le Pew films American chase films Films scored by Carl Stalling 1940s Warner Bros. animated short films Films with screenplays by Michael Maltese Films about worms 1946 animated short films {{MerrieMelodies-stub