Benjamin Richard "Yahtzee" Croshaw (born 24 May 1983) is a British journalist, video game critic and developer, author, and humourist. He is best known for his video game review series ''
Zero Punctuation'', which he produced for ''
The Escapist'' from 2007 to 2023, and its
spiritual successor
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''Fully Ramblomatic'', which he releases through ''
Second Wind''.
Croshaw has developed and released over two dozen
indie game
An indie video game or indie game (short for independent video game) is a video game created by individuals or smaller development teams without the financial and technical support of a large game publisher, in contrast to most "AAA" (triple-A ...
s, including both
freeware
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and
commercial
Commercial may refer to:
* (adjective for) commerce, a system of voluntary exchange of products and services
** (adjective for) trade, the trading of something of economic value such as goods, services, information or money
* a dose of advertising ...
titles. He has also published six novels through
Dark Horse Books. Outside of creative works, Croshaw was one of four founders of the
Mana Bar, an Australian cocktail bar and video gaming lounge which opened in 2010, and had closed by 2015.
Game journalism
''Zero Punctuation''
''Zero Punctuation'' is a video-review series Croshaw released every Wednesday on ''The Escapist''
between 2007 and 2023.
The series began with his review of the
demo of ''
The Darkness'', which quickly grew in popularity.
After one more review covering ''
Fable: The Lost Chapters'', Croshaw was hired to continue the series on ''The Escapist''.
Reviews were typically posted initially on ''The Escapist''s site, then uploaded to ''The Escapist''s YouTube channel a week later.
The addition of the series to ''The Escapist'' led to a large growth in
site traffic,
and the series became the most popular feature on ''The Escapist'',
with each episode consistently receiving hundreds of thousands of views, and the most popular episodes surpassing a million views.
Throughout the series's lifetime, Croshaw became known for his rapid-fire delivery
(from which the series's title is derived),
along with his harsh critique of both the games he reviewed
and the broader
video game industry
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,
as well as the
crude humour and illustrations contained in his reviews.
Additionally, Croshaw coined the term "
PC Master Race" in one review, which then became
common parlance among
PC game
A personal computer game, or abbreviated PC game, also known as a computer game, is a video game played on a personal computer (PC). The term ''PC game'' has been popularly used since the 1990s referring specifically to games on "Wintel" (Micr ...
rs.
Reviews are roughly five minutes in length,
and contained no
numerical rating or score,
as Croshaw called them "fucking nonsense when you're criticizing from a
subjective artistic standpoint."
''Fully Ramblomatic''
On 6 November 2023, Croshaw announced his resignation from ''The Escapist'' alongside other colleagues following the abrupt firing of editor-in-chief Nick Calandra that same day, effectively ending Zero Punctuation as a series.
Two days later, Calandra and Croshaw announced the creation of ''Second Wind'',
a new outlet on which Croshaw would continue weekly video-reviews under the title ''Fully Ramblomatic''.
Game development

Croshaw's first publicly released game was the ''Arthur Yahtzee'' trilogy created in
Visual Basic 3 and released in 1998. He also wrote a selection of
interactive fiction
Interactive fiction (IF) is software simulating environments in which players use text Command (computing), commands to control Player character, characters and influence the environment. Works in this form can be understood as literary narrati ...
games through
Z-Code, including ''Offensive Probing'', ''Arthur Yahtzee: The Curse of Hell's Cheesecake'', ''The Sorceror's Appraisal'', and the ''Countdown'' trilogy tied to his ''Chzo Mythos''.
Croshaw then developed many freeware games
in
Adventure Game Studio
Adventure Game Studio (AGS) is an open source development tool primarily used to create graphic adventure games. It is aimed at intermediate-level game designers, and combines an integrated development environment (IDE) with a scripting language ...
from 2000 to 2007, including the ''Rob Blanc'' trilogy,
''Lunchtime of the Damned'' (the inaugural episode of ''Reality-On-The-Norm''), ''The Trials of Odysseus Kent'',
the four part ''Chzo Mythos'',
''Adventures In The Galaxy Of Fantabulous Wonderment'', the ''1213'' series,
and ''Trilby: The Art of Theft''.
The latter two games were noted for pushing the engine beyond what it was designed for. He had previously charged to access the special editions for several of these games, but released everything for free in 2009. Builds of the Chzo Mythos and other games were released in 2010 for
Linux
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on
icculus.org, later updated in 2015 to the now
open source
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AGS runtime.
In April 2012,
Croshaw released the ''
Cave Story'' inspired ''Poacher'',
developed in
GameMaker Studio
GameMaker (originally Animo, Game Maker (until 2011) and GameMaker Studio) is a series of cross-platform game engines created by Mark Overmars in 1999 and developed by YoYo Games since 2007. The latest iteration of ''GameMaker'' was released ...
,
which he would use to make all his subsequent games.
In a 2014 ''
Vice
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'' interview, Croshaw disclosed that he had been asked to
pitch a
script for the then-in-development ''
Duke Nukem Forever'' by a producer. He did so, however the script was rejected due to not fitting the producer's vision of
Duke Nukem as a character.
Croshaw had earlier in 2003 made a horror-themed
total conversion mod for the original ''
Duke Nukem 3D
''Duke Nukem 3D'' is a 1996 first-person shooter, first-person shooter game developed by 3D Realms and published by FormGen for MS-DOS. It is a sequel to the platform games ''Duke Nukem (video game), Duke Nukem'' and ''Duke Nukem II'', published ...
'' called ''Age of Evil''.
In 2015, Croshaw released the
mobile game
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''Hatfall'' in collaboration with
Addicting Games and
Defy Media.
''
PC Magazine
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Overview
''PC Mag ...
''s Will Greenwald scored the game 3.5/5, describing the game as "a funny little take on
casual mobile games that doesn't offer any depth or complexity," while adding that the game "does a good job of
taking the piss out of games (and you as the player) with the
sharp-tongued Britishness of Yahtzee's writing and the
minimalism
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of his animations."
In November 2013, Croshaw released the
beta version
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of the
Lovecraftian horror
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roguelike
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''The Consuming Shadow'',
On 30 July 2015, the full game was released.
''
Destructoid
''Destructoid'' is a website that was founded as a video game-focused blog in March 2006 by Yanier Gonzalez, a Cuban-American cartoonist and author. Enthusiast Gaming acquired the website in 2017 and sold it to Gamurs Group in 2022.
Histor ...
''s Stephen Turner scored the game 4/10, describing the game as "more
Frankenstein's Monster
Frankenstein's monster, commonly referred to as Frankenstein, is a fictional character that first appeared in Mary Shelley's 1818 novel '' Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus'' as its main antagonist. Shelley's title compares the monster's ...
than Eldritch Abomination, shambling along
..with once fresh parts, dug up from here and there."
On 20 November, a new version of the game was released on
Steam
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, which included new features.
In May 2019, Croshaw began a new video series called ''Dev Diary'', wherein he would develop 12 freeware games over the course of a year.
His latest game, ''Starstruck Vagabond'', was announced for a 2024 release, and ultimately came out on Steam on May 24, 2024. It received a positive review from
Screen Rant
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...
, and a mixed review from Hardcore Gamer.
Yahtzee does all the artwork for his games himself in
MS Paint
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, lending his games what Wonder How Two described as "a delightfully old-school
Sierra look, like in
King's Quest 3." The music in a number of his games was composed by Mark Lovegrove.
Writing
In the 2000s Croshaw created a number of webcomics, namely ''Chris and Trilby'', ''Cowboy Comics!'', ''The Adventures of Angular Mike'', and ''Yahtzee Takes On The World!'', which ran from December 20, 2000, to September 22, 2002. He also uploaded two unpublished novels to his website, ''Fog Juice'' and ''Articulate Jim: A Search for Something''.
Croshaw was previously a staff writer for the
Adventure Gamers
''Adventure Gamers'' is a computer game website created by Marek Bronstring in March 1999 dedicated to the genre of adventure games. It publishes reviews and previews of adventure games, as well as opinion articles and interviews with game de ...
website.
In 2010, Croshaw's first published novel ''Mogworld'', was released by Dark Horse Books.
''
Tor.com
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''s Chris Greenland stated that the book "isn't going to
bowl anyone over," while adding that "Croshaw undoubtedly has a strong, unique voice and I would hate to see that limited to only critiques."
Later that same year, the short story collection ''
Machine of Death'' was published, featuring a story by Croshaw
titled "Exhaustion From Having Sex With a Minor".
The ''
Times Herald-Record''s Jim Higgins described the story as "a talky tale of political intrigue that could be straight out of
Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov ( ; – April 6, 1992) was an Russian-born American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University. During his lifetime, Asimov was considered one of the "Big Three" science fiction writers, along with Robert A. H ...
's
''Foundation'' series, with a snappy twist at the end that
O. Henry might appreciate."
In 2012, an
ebook
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version of ''Mogworld'' was released, which included an excerpt of Croshaw's second novel, ''
Jam''.
The novel was published later that year on October 10.
''
The Quad''s Kelly Baker described the book as "very funny, but
..also surprisingly disturbing to boot."
In 2017, Croshaw's third novel, the sci-fi comedy ''Will Save the Galaxy for Food'' was published. In 2019, its sequel ''Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash'' was published as an
audiobook
An audiobook (or a talking book) is a recording of a book or other work being read out loud. A reading of the complete text is described as "unabridged", while readings of shorter versions are abridgements.
Spoken audio has been available in sch ...
on
Audible
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* Audible finish or ru ...
; a print version followed in 2020.
In April 2024, the final book in the series ''Will Leave the Galaxy for Good'' was published on Audible, with print and ebook versions to follow.
In 2018, Croshaw's fourth novel ''Differently Morphous'' was published as an audiobook,
with a print version following on 10 April 2019.
A sequel followed in 2021, titled ''Existentially Challenged''.
Bibliography
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North, Ryan; Bennardo, Matthew;
Malki, David, eds. (2010
"Exhaustion From Having Sex With a Minor" Illustrated by
Cameron Stewart. ''
Machine of Death''. Bearstache Books. pp. 227–38. .
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Other works
''Game Damage''
''Game Damage'' was a planned video game-centred TV show co-starring Croshaw.
A pilot was released on
YouTube
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in December 2008.
In October 2009, a trailer for the first season was released.
In November 2009,
CNET reported that the show was "looking for international funding".
The show was ultimately never picked up. In a 2014 interview with ''
Vice
A vice is a practice, behaviour, Habit (psychology), habit or item generally considered morally wrong in the associated society. In more minor usage, vice can refer to a fault, a negative character trait, a defect, an infirmity, or a bad or unhe ...
'', Croshaw stated that he believed the show never saw success because "TV networks tend to be antsy about gaming content because video gaming is one of TV's main competitors".
Mana Bar
Croshaw was one of four founders of the Mana Bar,
an Australian cocktail bar and video gaming lounge.
The bar initially opened in
Brisbane
Brisbane ( ; ) is the List of Australian capital cities, capital and largest city of the States and territories of Australia, state of Queensland and the list of cities in Australia by population, third-most populous city in Australia, with a ...
in 2010,
with a second venue opening in
Melbourne
Melbourne ( , ; Boonwurrung language, Boonwurrung/ or ) is the List of Australian capital cities, capital and List of cities in Australia by population, most populous city of the States and territories of Australia, Australian state of Victori ...
in 2011.
By May 2015, both venues had closed.
References
Further reading
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External links
Fully Ramblomatic Yahtzee Croshaw's official website
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Yahtzee Croshawon ''
The Escapist''
* Yahtzee Croshaw on ''
Second Wind'':
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Yahtzee Croshawon
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