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The Reverend Thomas Bastard (1565/1566 – April 19, 1618) was an
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clergyman famed for his published English language
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s.


Life

Born in Blandford Forum, Dorset, England, Bastard is best known for seven books of 285 epigrams entitled ''Chrestoleros'' published in 1598. He initially attended
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. Subsequently he began studying at
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, on 27 August 1586. By 1588, he was assigned as a perpetual Fellow of New College. Though later expelled from his Fellowship, Bastard still received a BA in 1590, and an MA 16 years later in 1606. Bastard became notorious for libeling the sexual doings of various
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clergy and academics via a published tract entitled ''An Admonition to the city of Oxford, &c''. Despite disavowing authorship, he was nonetheless expelled from his Oxford fellowship in 1591. He still maintained a few supporters and admirers, primarily, Sir Charles Blount, Lord Mountjoy who appointed him as a
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, and
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who appointed him
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of
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and later, in 1606, Rector of Almer in Dorset. Bastard was married three times. He died impoverished in the
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at Allhallows parish, Dorchester, and was buried in parish churchyard.


Death

Prior to Bastard's death, admirer Sir John Harrington said in a poem: :"To Master Bastard, a minister, that made a pleasant Book of English Epigrams: ::You must in pulpit treat of matters serious; ::As it beseems the person and the place; ::There preach of faith, repentance, hope, and grace; ::Of sacraments, and such high things mysterious: ::But they are too severe, and too imperious, ::That unto honest sports will grant no space. ::For these our minds refresh, those weary us, ::And spur out doubled spirit to swifter pace."


Sources

*"Bastard, Thomas" in S. Austin Allibone. ''A Critical Dictionary of English Literature and British and American Authors Living and Deceased from the Earliest Accounts to the Latter Half of the Nineteenth Century''. J.B. Lippincott Company, Philadelphia, London, c1886, vol. 1, p. 139. (OCLC )
Full-text at Internet Archive
*"Bastard, Thomas" in ''
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, Oxford (England), New York, c2004, p. 281 (), (OCLC ) {{DEFAULTSORT:Bastard, Thomas 1560s births 1618 deaths People from Blandford Forum People educated at Winchester College Alumni of New College, Oxford Fellows of New College, Oxford 16th-century English clergy 17th-century English Anglican priests Epigrammatists