Characters
*Lilian Hobson “Hobby” – The one in the trio fed up with her friends. *Gail Saunders – The bossy and sassy within the trio. *Ian Salt “Salty” – The fired soul, doesn't know what he'll do with his life after leaving school. Salty is a laid-back person with an attitude of a classic teenager with a common habit of over-exaggerating. *Mr. Harrison – the drama teacher, socialist and idealistic, called Mr. Nixon in the play, to "Protect the names of the innocent", young and casual. *Mrs. Hudson – the headmistress, called Mrs. Parry in the play, loud and large with a terrible dress sense. *Bobby Moxon – (Oggy Moxon) Bully of the school who scares teachers and students alike. *Ms. Whitham – Hopeless English teacher, eager to leave *Mr. Basford – The deputy head and maths teacher. Hates children, typically nasty. *Miss Jackie Prime – The sports teacher, young and bouncy. *Doug – The caretaker. Grouchy and assertive. *Mr. Dean – A teacher who thinks that all of the kids love him.Sources
*Character descriptions from the script itself.