Swiss Toni is a British television comedy character played by
Charlie Higson. He is a 50-something
car dealer, usually depicted wearing a grey suit and with his hair styled in a
platinum blond bouffant quiff; his accent is reported to be based on Higson's own poor impersonation of
Sean Connery
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.
The character was created by Charlie Higson and
Bob Mortimer, and first appeared in 1995 in a sketch in the second series of ''
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer'', attempting to sell a car to the Bra Men. He became best known as a recurring character in another BBC comedy series, ''
The Fast Show
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'', debuting in the show's third series in 1997. He featured in sketches alongside
Rhys Thomas as Paul, a junior employee, in which Swiss would typically compare some activity to "making love to a beautiful woman", with the use of comically exaggerated
sexual innuendo.
Swiss later reappeared in a
sitcom
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, also titled ''Swiss Toni'', which developed both the character and his situation beyond the confines of the ''Fast Show'' sketches. The two series ran on
BBC Three
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in 2003 and 2004, the first three episodes of the first series also being repeated on
BBC One
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. As well as playing the title character, Higson was the show's main writer and one of its producers.
Swiss is again portrayed as the owner of a car dealership, now going through a
midlife crisis
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, including the apparent break-up of his marriage.
Besides Higson as Swiss, other regular cast members included:
*Rhys Thomas as Paul (as in the original ''Fast Show'' sketches), a junior salesman at the dealership
*
Simon Day (another ''Fast Show'' regular) as Geoff Fowler, a salesman who is more successful than Swiss, despite problems with
alcoholism
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(many of whose lines Day improvised)
*
Matilda Ziegler
Matilda Ziegler (born 23 July 1964) is an English actress, best known for her roles as Donna Ludlow in ''EastEnders'', Irma Gobb in ''Mr. Bean'', and Pearl Pratt in ''Lark Rise to Candleford''.
Television and film career
Ziegler's first screen r ...
as Swiss's wife, Ruth, who breaks up with Swiss and begins a clandestine affair with Geoff
*
Emma Rydal as Miranda, the dealership's young receptionist
*
Elizabeth Spriggs
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* Elizabeth (biblical figure), mother of John the Baptist
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* HMS ''Elizabeth'', several ships
* ''Elisabeth'' (sch ...
as Swiss's overbearing and unsympathetic mother
Sitcom episodes
Series 1 (February–March 2003)
# "Cars Don't Make You Fat", featuring
Tom Baker
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as Derek Asquith, an ageing film director hired to make a commercial for the dealership, and snooker player
Steve Davis
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# "Taxed and Tested"
# "Power Assisted Steering"
# "Part Exchange"
# "Left Hand Drive", with
Mark Benton
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as Swiss's rival and bike dealer Crazy Alan
# "One Previous Owner"
Series 2 (July–September 2004)
# "Troubleshooter", featuring
Olivia Colman
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as a consultant hired to turn the business around
# "Speed Date"
# "Depression"
# "Gellward"
# "Cable", featuring
Stacey Roca
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Background
Born in South ...
as a cable television producer, and
Phill Jupitus
Phillip Christopher Jupitus (, '' né'' Swan; born 25 June 1962) is an English stand-up and improv comedian, actor, performance poet, cartoonist and podcaster. Jupitus was a team captain on all but one BBC Two-broadcast episode of music quiz ...
# "Pangolin"
# "Mumble Jackets"
# "Fothergill 2000", featuring ''Fast Show'' star
Paul Whitehouse as a robot operator, and
Mark Heap
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as a hostage-taker
# "Listening"
# "On Top of Old Smokey"
References
External links
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BBC Swiss Toni websiteBBC Comedy Guide article about the Swiss Toni series(including some character history and cast credits)
{{The Fast Show
2003 British television series debuts
2004 British television series endings
2000s British sitcoms
BBC television sitcoms
The Fast Show characters
Television series by Endemol
English-language television shows