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''Stan Helsing'' (released in some countries as ''Scary Movie 5'', ''Mega Monster Movie'' or ''Horror Movie'') is a 2009 Canadian-American
horror comedy film Comedy horror, also known as horror comedy, is a literary, television, and film genre that combines elements of comedy and horror fiction. Comedy horror has been described as able to be categorized under three types: "black comedy, parody and spo ...
written and directed by Bo Zenga. It stars Steve Howey,
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Kenan Thompson Kenan Thompson (; born May 10, 1978) is an American actor and comedian. He has been a cast member of the NBC sketch comedy series ''Saturday Night Live'' since 2003, making him the longest-tenured cast member in the show's history. He was also th ...
,
Desi Lydic Lani Desmonet Lydic ( ; born June 30, 1981) is an American comedian and actress who is a correspondent on '' The Daily Show'' with Trevor Noah. From 2011 to 2016, she starred as guidance counselor Valerie Marks on the MTV comedy-drama series ''Aw ...
and
Leslie Nielsen Leslie William Nielsen (11 February 192628 November 2010) was a Canadian actor and comedian. With a career spanning 60 years, he appeared in more than 100 films and 150 television programs, portraying more than 220 characters. Nielsen was bo ...
. Released on October 23, 2009 by
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, the film is similar to the ''Scary Movie'' film series and is a
parody A parody, also known as a spoof, a satire, a send-up, a take-off, a lampoon, a play on (something), or a caricature, is a creative work designed to imitate, comment on, and/or mock its subject by means of satiric or ironic imitation. Often its su ...
of
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s.


Plot

Stan Helsing ( Steve Howey) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "don't get involved" and "don't talk about it". His teen-aged boss Sully orders him to drop off a bag of films to the mother of the store's owner or risk being fired. Despite his arguments, he agrees to the request and convinces his friend Teddy (
Kenan Thompson Kenan Thompson (; born May 10, 1978) is an American actor and comedian. He has been a cast member of the NBC sketch comedy series ''Saturday Night Live'' since 2003, making him the longest-tenured cast member in the show's history. He was also th ...
), his ex-girlfriend Nadine (
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), and ditzy blonde massage therapist Mia (
Desi Lydic Lani Desmonet Lydic ( ; born June 30, 1981) is an American comedian and actress who is a correspondent on '' The Daily Show'' with Trevor Noah. From 2011 to 2016, she starred as guidance counselor Valerie Marks on the MTV comedy-drama series ''Aw ...
) to take him there before they attend a Halloween party, even though it is on the other side of town. En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots a living doll (a parody of Chucky, played by Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a
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next to them. Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut. While trying to find their way, they hit a dog named "Sammy Boy" and ask a passerby for help, unaware that he is the dog's owner. The owner then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. They come across a gas station where the perverted owners tell Stan that he may be related to the legendary
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, the monster hunter. They depart and find Stormy Night Estates, only to discover that the attendants never put gas into the car. They find a local bar and meet the ire of the townsfolk in a bad attempt of
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while singing
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's song "
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". After they leave, they discover that all the citizens, including their waitress, Kay (
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), were actually dead due to a massive fire that consumed the town ten years earlier. They encounter several monsters, including the living doll they encountered earlier and parodies of Pinhead,
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,
Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger () is a fictional character and the primary antagonist in the ''A Nightmare on Elm Street'' film series. He was created by Wes Craven and made his debut in Craven's '' A Nightmare on Elm Street'' (1984) as the malevolent spiri ...
,
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, and Michael Myers. They stumble into a
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and encounter an
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who informs Stan of his destiny, confirms that he is Van Helsing's descendant, and kicks them out of his church after giving them weapons to fight the monsters. The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in karaoke. The monsters sing "
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", with lyrics describing their desire to kill Stan, and the humans respond with "I Don't Wanna Go Home" by
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, modified to express their desire to simply leave. The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. Eschewing his policy of never getting involved, Stan turns each of the monsters' weaknesses against them, soundly defeating them and feeding them to Sammy, who had been brought back to vicious life (''a la'' ''
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''). The group calls a cab and they leave the town as heroes. During the trip home, Nadine realizes how much she cares for Stan and kisses him. Teddy suggests kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. The movie ends with the taxi cab driving away and the sound of moaning.


Cast

* Steve Howey as Stan Helsing *
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as Nadine *
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as Teddy *
Desi Lydic Lani Desmonet Lydic ( ; born June 30, 1981) is an American comedian and actress who is a correspondent on '' The Daily Show'' with Trevor Noah. From 2011 to 2016, she starred as guidance counselor Valerie Marks on the MTV comedy-drama series ''Aw ...
as Mia *
Leslie Nielsen Leslie William Nielsen (11 February 192628 November 2010) was a Canadian actor and comedian. With a career spanning 60 years, he appeared in more than 100 films and 150 television programs, portraying more than 220 characters. Nielsen was bo ...
as Kay * Travis MacDonald as Hitcher * Chad Krowchuk as Sully *
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as Crazy * Jeremy Crittenden as Altar Boy * Jeff Gulka as Lucky (spoof of Chucky from '' Child's Play'') *
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as Mason (spoof of
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from ''
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'') *
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as Fweddy (spoof of
Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger () is a fictional character and the primary antagonist in the ''A Nightmare on Elm Street'' film series. He was created by Wes Craven and made his debut in Craven's '' A Nightmare on Elm Street'' (1984) as the malevolent spiri ...
from ''
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'') * Lee Tichon as Michael Cryers (spoof of Michael Myers from ''
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'') * Twan Holliday as Pleatherface (spoof of
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from ''
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'') * Charles Zuckermann as Needlehead (spoof of Pinhead from ''
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'') * Hilary Strang as Hippie Lady * Ray G. Thunderchild as Husband *
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as
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* Ryan Steele as the Wolfman * Jeremiah Sird as Idiot Indian


Parodies

* ''Jaws'' (1975) * ''Van Helsing'' (2004) * ''
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'' (1984) * ''
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre ''The Texas Chain Saw Massacre'' is a 1974 American horror film produced and directed by Tobe Hooper from a story and screenplay by Hooper and Kim Henkel. It stars Marilyn Burns, Paul A. Partain, Edwin Neal, Jim Siedow and Gunnar Hansen, wh ...
'' (1974) * ''Child's Play'' (1988) *''
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'' (1987) * ''Friday the 13th'' (1980) * ''Halloween'' (1978) * ''
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'' (1999) * ''Pet Sematary'' (1989) * ''The Ring'' (2002) * '' Jeepers Creepers'' (2001)


Music


Soundtrack

Although no soundtrack album was released the film includes songs by
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, The Saturday Knights, Davernoise and covers of songs by
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and
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. The music was composed by
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.


Reception


Box office

The movie had a production budget of $365,000 and grossed a worldwide total of $1,553,556.


Critical response

''Stan Helsing'' was panned by critics. It holds a rating of 14% "rotten" on Rotten Tomatoes based on 21 reviews, with an average rating of 2.63/10. Robert Abele wrote in the ''
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'', "writer-director Bo Zenga's way with jokes is no different than that of a 5-year-old pointing at dog poop, who grows into a teenager tittering at underwear, who becomes a middle-aged, raincoated misogynist. Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, "Stan Helsing" is a surefire repellent to any good time." The ''
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'' panned the film, calling it “so unfunny it's scary” noting that Zenga was “the same hack who thought it would be hilarious to exploit every vulgar racial stereotype in the dismal Soul Plane.”


References


External links

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