Sprockets (television)

''Sprockets'' was a recurring comedy sketch from the NBC television series ''Saturday Night Live'', created by and starring comedian Mike Myers as the host of a fictional West German television talk show. The sketch parodied German art culture in the 1980s.

Development

The sketch parodied German stereotypes, especially those pertaining to German seriousness, efficiency, and precision. Originally created for the Toronto company of the Second City comedy troupe, Myers later imported the character to television for the Canadian sketch comedy show '' It's Only Rock & Roll'' and the American sketch comedy show ''Saturday Night Live''.

Myers played "Dieter", a bored, disaffected West German expressionist and minimalist who interviewed celebrities in whom he was demonstrably barely interested. He invariably sought to bring the discussion around to his "limited" monkey, Klaus, seated on a platform atop a miniature column. Myers has stated he based the character on a waiter he encountered, working at The Cameron House in Toronto, as well as German musician Klaus Nomi (after whom said monkey was named). Appearing effeminate (in his 1997 return as host Myers introduced his lover Helmut, played by Will Ferrell), Myers' "Dieter" costume consisted of black tights with a matching turtleneck sweater, round wire-rimmed glasses, and slicked-back hair.

On several occasions, the sketch featured a section titled ''Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos''. This showcased such scenes as an old man's head spinning around; a fat man, clad only in a diaper, cavorting in a lawn sprinkler; a man throwing up after being kicked in the genitals; the seemingly-lifeless body of a tramp whose face is covered with ants; and a man's trousers falling down in public, while he and his girlfriend are viewing an art gallery (the man is wearing a thong). The sketch typically ended with Myers declaring, "Now's the time on ''Sprockets'' when we dance!" and performing a jerky, robotic dance with several male stagehands who were similarly dressed in black tights and turtlenecks.

The theme song for the sketch was Kraftwerk's 1986 song " Electric Café" from a 33 RPM LP record which was sped up by playing it back at 45 RPM.

Some later sketches featured Dieter outside of his talk show environment starring in parodies of game shows, TV dance parties, and art films.

Quotations from Dieter

* "Your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?"
* "That film/poem looks at me while I'm naked, and calls its friends."
* "I feel emotionally obliterated."
* "That poem/film pulls down my pants and makes fun of me. But not in a malicious way."
* "You have disturbed me almost to the point of insanity...There. I am insane now."
* "I am filled with anticipation/remorse, and it is most delicious."
* "Touch my monkey."
* "I'm as happy as a little girl."

List of ''SNL'' episodes featuring Dieter

All appearances were in the form of ''Sprockets'' shows, except where indicated.
* April 15, 1989 host: Dolly Parton (featuring Ben Stiller as Butch Patrick)
* May 20, 1989 host: Steve Martin
* September 30, 1989 host: Bruce Willis (featuring Dana Carvey as James Stewart)
* November 18, 1989 host: Woody Harrelson (featuring Harrelson as filmmaker Gregor Voss...whose work includes ''The Dead Coat'', ''Irritant #4'', and ''Here, Child, Finish Your Nothing'')
* December 16, 1989 (in "Dieter In Space") host: Andie MacDowell
* March 17, 1990 (in "Dieter's Dance Party", a parody of ''American Bandstand'') host: Rob Lowe
* September 29, 1990 (in "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos") (featuring Kyle MacLachlan as Karl-Heinz Shalke, the wacky neighbor in Munich TV's hit sit-com ''Who Are You to Accuse Me?'')
* December 15, 1990 host: Dennis Quaid
* April 13, 1991 host: Catherine O'Hara
* February 15, 1992 (in "Love Werks") host: Jason Priestley
* May 16, 1992 host: Woody Harrelson (featuring Harrelson as filmmaker Graus Grek, giving his plans for his new "EuroTrash" theme park)
* March 20, 1993 (in "Dieter's Dream") host: Miranda Richardson
* November 20, 1993 (in "Das Ist Jeopardy!") host: Nicole Kidman
* March 22, 1997 (in "The Insane Academy Awards") host: Mike Myers

Cancelled film adaptation

The sketch was to be used as the basis for a feature-length film titled ''Dieter's Day'', which was to be directed by production designer Bo Welch (of both ''Beetlejuice'' and ''Edward Scissorhands'' fame) in his directorial debut and to star Myers alongside Will Ferrell, David Hasselhoff and Jack Black, but the project was cancelled in June 2000 after Myers became dissatisfied with his own script. Less than a week after Myers informed Universal Pictures of his decision, the studio sued Myers for their $3.8 million spent in pre-production costs. One month later, Myers was hit with a second lawsuit, this time from Imagine Entertainment, which claimed that "He yersclaimed he had not approved the screenplay. Who wrote the screenplay--Myers," Imagine claims Myers backed out after it and Universal agreed to his demands for more pay and millions of dollars were spent in pre-production. "This was not the first time Myers engaged in such conduct," the suit contended. "He has followed a pattern and practice of breaking his promises, betraying the trust of others and causing serious damage to those with whom he deals through selfish, egomaniacal and irresponsible conduct." The Imagine lawsuit sought more than $30 million in actual damages plus punitive damages. Myers subsequently countersued both parties and both lawsuits were later settled out of court, whereupon Myers and Welch agreed to make another film with both Universal and Imagine as replacement for the ''Dieter'' film; that film became ''The Cat in the Hat'', which was directed by Welch, starred Myers as the titular character, and was released three years later in 2003.

See also

* Recurring ''Saturday Night Live'' characters and sketches

References

External links

* Sean Nye
"Sprockets + Autobahn: Kraftwerk Parodies, German Electronic Music, and Retro Dreams in Amerika,"
in ''Dreams of Germany: Musical Imaginaries from the Concert Hall to the Dance Floor,'' edited by Neil Gregor and Thomas Irvine (New York: Berghahn, 2019): 271-29.
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, ''Los Angeles Times'' (1999-10-01)
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Spielberg to mediate in Dieter dispute
, ''The Guardian'' (2000-06-16)
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Chris Tucker: $25M for 'Rush Hour 3'
, ''Fox News'' (2006-05-11)

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