Joel Veitch (born 28 March 1974) is a British web animator, singer-songwriter, and member of the humour website

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. Veitch is owner of the web site RatherGood where he showcases many of his animations. Joel has also created the Mr. Stabby animations in collaboration with

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, and his early work includes several installments of Tales of the Blode. Joel's working pseudonyms include "Crab Bloke" (which is the name of his user account on

), "The Crab of Ineffable Wisdom" (used on his website), and "Stallion Explosion" (as lead singer of the band

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which he promotes heavily on his site by making music videos for them). Veitch was once threatened with legal action by

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Inc. for uploading a Flash cartoon which parodied

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. As a result, Veitch removed the animation from the site. Although the link is still present, it now points to an explanation of why the animation was removed. In December 2006, Veitch and his band 7 Seconds of Love produced their own version of the "12 Days of Christmas" song, in support of the charity Tommy's. In January 2007, Veitch reached a settlement with

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after they used music and video very similar to

's song 'Ninja' on one of their adverts in Argentina without permission.

Albums

Veitch has released 3 albums of music as rathergood.com and an album with his band 7 Seconds Of Love. The rathergood.com albums are only available as digital downloads, while the 7 Seconds of Love is also available physically. Veitch sings and writes on all of these albums. * rathergood.com – Rathergood Songs (2007) * 7 Seconds Of Love – Danger Is Dangerous (2008) * rathergood.com – Spongs in the Key Of Life (2009) * rathergood.com – The Ham Machine (2011)

Movies

Several of Veitch's movies, including one featuring a remake of

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's Independent Woman by

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, are played and sung by kittens, similar to the

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adverts which Veitch also created. Some of Veitch's other movies feature actual songs by artists such as Madonna, with either slightly edited lyrics, and/or with modified subtitles, and always with fitting, and sometimes funny animations.

Commercial work

Veitch is responsible for many adverts and other spots on both British and US TV. * Half hour animated Christmas special Uncle Wormsley's Christmas, starring Steve Coogan, Julian Barratt, Julia Davis, John Thomson and Ben Baker aired on Sky Atlantic *

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adverts featuring singing penguins. *

adverts featuring singing kittens. *

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Subs advertised by the Spongmonkeys (through the song "We love the subs", based upon "We like the Moon"). *

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viral online ads at www.littlerbritain.co.uk, featuring only-barely

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s about large things wreaking havoc on a "Smaller Britain" *

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promo spots featuring singing kittens with songs such as "

Welcome to the Jungle "Welcome to the Jungle" is a song by American rock band Guns N' Roses, featured on their debut album, '' Appetite for Destruction'' (1987). It was released as the album's second single initially in the UK in September 1987 then again in Octob ...

" by

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and "

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" by

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. * The television programme Rathergood Videos featuring his own and others music videos, which aired early in the morning on Channel 4. * Various animations of his were featured on the Channel 4 music programme

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. * Written and composed songs for the

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series '' Jim Jam & Sunny''. * Joel appeared as the "Internet go-to guy" for

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, and appears on Sky News and BBC News as an Internet-savvy guest.

Awards

Veitch has received 3

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, a Webbys People's Choice Award and a further Webby nomination for rathergood.com. His film, Uncle Wormsley's Christmas, was awarded Best Original Score at the Sapporo International Short Film Festival. Uncle Wormsley's Christmas was also nominated for Best Animated Film in the

International Film Awards Berlin International Film Awards Berlin, often shortened to ifab, is an annual film festival held in the city of Berlin, Germany. The festival was established in 2012. Ifab was founded to promote and support the creation and distribution of quality ind ...

References

External links

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

B3ta interview and making animations with Joel
– prior to his worldwide kitten success.
RatherGood.com

"12 Days of Christmas" fundraising song and animation for Tommy's the Baby Charity
{{DEFAULTSORT:Veitch, Joel British animators British animated film directors Flash artists 1974 births Living people Webby Award winners