''Small Time Crooks'' is a 2000 American
crime
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comedy film
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written and directed by
Woody Allen
Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans more than six decades. Allen has received many List of awards and nominations received by Woody Allen, accolade ...
. It stars Allen,
Hugh Grant
Hugh John Mungo Grant (born 9 September 1960) is an English actor. He established himself early in his career as a charming and vulnerable romantic leading man, and has since transitioned into a character actor. He has received List of awards ...
,
Elaine May
Elaine Iva May (née Berlin; born April 21, 1932) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and director. She first gained fame in the 1950s for her improvisational comedy routines with Mike Nichols before transitioning her career, regularly b ...
and
Tracey Ullman
Tracey Ullman (born Trace Ullman; 30 December 1959) is a British-American actress, singer, dancer, screenwriter, producer, and director. Despite being frequently referred to as a comedian, Ullman considers herself a character actress. Critics h ...
. The picture's plot has some similarities to that of the 1942 comedy ''
Larceny, Inc.''
Robert Osborne
Robert Jolin Osborne (; May 3, 1932 – March 6, 2017) was an American film historian, author, actor and the primary television host for the premium cable channel Turner Classic Movies (TCM) for over twenty years. Prior to hosting at TCM, Os ...
of Turner Classic Movies
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on June 15, 2006
''Small Time Crooks'' was the highest-grossing film directed by Allen at the North American box office between 1989's ''
Crimes and Misdemeanors
''Crimes and Misdemeanors'' is a 1989 American existential comedy drama film written and directed by Woody Allen, who stars alongside Martin Landau, Mia Farrow, Anjelica Huston, Jerry Orbach, Alan Alda, Sam Waterston, and Joanna Gleason.
...
'' and 2005's ''
Match Point''. The film also received positive reviews from critics.
Allen has never said whether the film's similarity to ''
Larceny, Inc.'' was deliberate or if his film was in any way inspired by it. The plot also parallels episodes of at least two American TV series: ''
Gomer Pyle
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A naive and gentle auto mechanic, he became a recurring character with the January 1963 episode "Man i ...
'' ("Dynamite Diner") and ''
Car 54, Where Are You?
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'' ("The White Elephant").
Plot
Career criminal Ray and his cronies want to lease a closed pizzeria so they can dig a tunnel from the basement of the restaurant to a nearby bank. Ray's wife Frenchy
covers what they are doing by selling cookies in the restaurant. The robbery scheme soon proves to be a miserable failure, but the cookie business is a hit. After they franchise the business, selling cookies makes them millionaires.
One day Frenchy throws a big party and overhears people making fun of their poor decorating taste and lack of culture. She asks an art dealer named David to train her and Ray so they can fit in with the
American upper class. Ray hates every minute of it, but Frenchy likes their new culture.
What Frenchy does not know is that David is really just using her to finance his art projects. Ray finally gets fed up and leaves Frenchy. David and Frenchy go to Europe for more cultural enlightenment and while there, she gets a call and finds out she has been defrauded by her accountants. She has lost everything, including her cookie company, home, and possessions. David immediately drops her.
Meanwhile, Ray has gone back to being a crook and tries to steal a valuable necklace at a party. He has had a duplicate made and through a series of circumstances gets the duplicate and real one mixed up. At the party, he finds out that Frenchy is broke, so he leaves and goes to see her. He consoles her by saying he stole the valuable necklace and shows it to her. Her new-found cultural enlightenment enables her to tell the necklace is a fake; Ray has gotten the wrong one. But she produces a very expensive cigarette case that she once had given to David as a gift but stole back after he dumped her. It once belonged to the
Duke of Windsor
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. They reconcile, sell the cigarette case, and retire to
Florida
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.
Cast
Reception
Box office
''Small Time Crooks'' opened up on the same day as ''
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'' and ''
Road Trip
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History
First road trips by automobile
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'' and was the highest-grossing film directed by Allen at the North American box office between 1989's ''
Crimes and Misdemeanors
''Crimes and Misdemeanors'' is a 1989 American existential comedy drama film written and directed by Woody Allen, who stars alongside Martin Landau, Mia Farrow, Anjelica Huston, Jerry Orbach, Alan Alda, Sam Waterston, and Joanna Gleason.
...
'' and 2005's ''
Match Point'', with a gross of $17.2 million; the film became profitable for North American distributor
DreamWorks Pictures
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. However, the film was also one of the few later Allen films which did less well outside the U.S. and Canada, and its global gross was $29.9 million.
Critical response
On
Rotten Tomatoes
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the film has an approval rating of 66% based on reviews from 100 critics, with an average rating of 6.3/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "Woody Allen rises from his recent slump with ''Small Time Crooks''. A simple, funny movie, ''Crooks'' proves Allen still has the touch that made his name synonymous with off-beat comedy." On
Metacritic
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the film has an average score of 69 out of 100, based on reviews from 32 critics, indicating "generally positive reviews". Audiences surveyed by
CinemaScore
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Background
Ed Mintz, who ...
gave the film a grade "B" on scale of A to F.
Stephen Holden of
''The New York Times'' wrote: "In this sweet, funny wisp of a movie, Mr. Allen shucks off his fabled angst and returns in spirit to those wide-eyed days of yesteryear, before Chekhov, Kafka and Ingmar Bergman invaded his creative imagination."
Todd McCarthy of
''Variety'' magazine called it a "Breezy, enjoyable romp gratifyingly zigzags in directions that aren't apparent at the outset and features some intriguingly personal subtext for longtime Woody watchers."
Roger Ebert
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of the
''Chicago Sun-Times'' gave it 3 out of 4, and wrote: "Dumb as they (allegedly) are, the characters in ''Small Time Crooks'' are smarter, edgier and more original than the dreary crowd in so many new comedies."
Accolades
Ullman was nominated for a
for her performance, and Elaine May won Best Supporting Actress at the
National Society of Film Critics Awards
The National Society of Film Critics (NSFC) is an American film critic organization. The organization is known for its highbrow tastes, and its annual awards are one of the most prestigious film critics awards in the United States. In January 2024, ...
for her performance.
Soundtrack
* With Plenty of Money and You – Music by
Harry Warren
Harry Warren (born Salvatore Antonio Guaragna; December 24, 1893 – September 22, 1981) was an American composer and the first major American songwriter to write primarily for film. He was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Song ...
– Performed by
Hal Kemp
James Hal Kemp (March 27, 1904 – December 21, 1940) was an American jazz alto saxophonist, clarinetist, bandleader, composer, and arranger.
Biography
Hal Kemp was born in Marion, Alabama. He formed his first band in high school, and by the ...
* Could It Be – Written by
Stephen Lang
Stephen Lang (born July 11, 1952) is an American stage and screen actor. He gained fame for his role as main antagonist Miles Quaritch, Colonel Miles Quaritch in James Cameron's ''Avatar (2009 film), Avatar'' (2009), for which he won the Saturn ...
– Performed by
Stephen Lang
Stephen Lang (born July 11, 1952) is an American stage and screen actor. He gained fame for his role as main antagonist Miles Quaritch, Colonel Miles Quaritch in James Cameron's ''Avatar (2009 film), Avatar'' (2009), for which he won the Saturn ...
* Stompin' at the
Savoy
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– Written by Edgar M. Sampson,
Benny Goodman
Benjamin David Goodman (May 30, 1909 – June 13, 1986) was an American clarinetist and bandleader, known as the "King of Swing". His orchestra did well commercially.
From 1936 until the mid-1940s, Goodman led one of the most popular swing bi ...
&
Chick Webb
William Henry "Chick" Webb (February 10, 1905 – June 16, 1939) was an American jazz and swing music drummer and band leader.
Early life
Webb was born in Baltimore, Maryland, to William H. and Marie Webb. The year of his birth is disputed. The ...
– Performed by Benny Goodman and His Orchestra
* Music Makers – Written by
Harry James
Harry Haag James (March 15, 1916 – July 5, 1983) was an American musician who is best known as a trumpet-playing band leader who led a big band to great commercial success from 1939 to 1946. He broke up his band for a short period in 1947, but ...
&
Don Raye – Performed by Harry James
* Voices of Spring Waltzes Fruhlingstimmen op.11 – Written by
Johann Strauss – Performed by
Vienna State Opera Orchestra
* Cocktails for Two – Music by Arthur Johnston – Performed by
Carmen Cavallaro
Carmen Cavallaro (May 6, 1913 – October 12, 1989) was an American pianist. He established himself as one of the most accomplished and admired light music pianists of his generation.
Music career
Carmen Cavallaro was born in New York City, Uni ...
* Tequila – Written by
Danny Flores – Performed by
The Champs
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* The Modern Dance – Written by Scott Marshall – Performed by Judith Cohn,
Carol Genetti & Scott Marshall
* Prelude in B minor opus 32, #10 – Written by
Sergei Rachmaninoff
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* Fascination – Music by
Fermo Dante Marchetti – Performed by
Carmen Cavallaro
Carmen Cavallaro (May 6, 1913 – October 12, 1989) was an American pianist. He established himself as one of the most accomplished and admired light music pianists of his generation.
Music career
Carmen Cavallaro was born in New York City, Uni ...
* Mountain Greenery – Music by
Richard Rodgers
Richard Charles Rodgers (June 28, 1902 – December 30, 1979) was an American Musical composition, composer who worked primarily in musical theater. With 43 Broadway theatre, Broadway musicals and over 900 songs to his credit, Rodgers wa ...
– Performed by
Lester Lanin
* Zelda's Theme – Written by
André Previn
André George Previn (; born Andreas Ludwig Priwin; April 6, 1929 – February 28, 2019) was a German-American pianist, composer, and conductor. His career had three major genres: Hollywood films, jazz, and classical music. In each he achieved ...
– Performed by
Dámaso Pérez Prado
* Sarabande From the Suite #2 for Solo violoncello In D Minor – Written by
Johann Sebastian Bach
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* Lester Lanin Cha-Cha – Written by Lester Lanin – Performed by Lester Lanin
* This Could Be the Start of Something Big – Written by
Steve Allen
Stephen Valentine Patrick William Allen (December 26, 1921 – October 30, 2000) was an American television and radio personality, comedian, musician, composer, writer, and actor. In 1954, he achieved national fame as the co-creator and ...
– Performed by Lester Lanin
* Just in Time – Music by
Jule Styne
Jule Styne ( ; born Julius Kerwin Stein; December 31, 1905 – September 20, 1994) was an English-American songwriter and composer widely known for a series of Broadway theatre, Broadway musical theatre, musicals, including several famous frequ ...
– Performed by Lester Lanin
* Old Devil Moon – Music by
Burton Lane
Burton Lane ( Levy; February 2, 1912 – January 5, 1997) was an American composer and lyricist primarily known for his theatre and film scores. His most popular and successful works include '' Finian's Rainbow'' in 1947 and '' On a Clear Day Yo ...
– Performed by Lester Lanin
* The Hukilau Song – Written by Jack Owens – Performed by Lester Lanin
* Steady, Steady – Written by
Ronald Graham
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& Milton Shafer – Performed by Lester Lanin
See also
*
Woody Allen bibliography
*
Woody Allen filmography
References
External links
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2000 films
2000 crime comedy films
2000s heist films
American crime comedy films
American heist films
DreamWorks Pictures films
Films about bank robbery
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Films produced by Jean Doumanian
Films set in New York City
Films shot in New Jersey
Films shot in New York City
Films with screenplays by Woody Allen
2000s English-language films
2000s American films
English-language crime comedy films