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Michael Royko Jr. (September 19, 1932 – April 29, 1997) was an American newspaper columnist from
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, Illinois. Over his 42-year career, he wrote more than 7,500 daily columns for the '' Chicago Daily News'', the ''
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'', and the ''
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''. A humorist who focused on life in Chicago, he was the winner of the 1972
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.


Early life and education

Royko was born and grew up in
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, where he lived in an apartment above a bar. His mother, Helen (née Zak), was Polish, and his father, Michael Royko, was Ukrainian (born in Dolyna). He briefly attended Wright Junior College and then enlisted in the U.S. Air Force in 1952.


Career


Journalism

On becoming a columnist, Royko drew on experiences from his childhood. He began his newsman's career as a columnist in 1955 for ''The O'Hare News'', a U.S. Air Force newspaper, the
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and
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' '' Lincoln-Belmont Booster'' before working at the '' Chicago Daily News'' as a reporter, becoming an irritant to the City's politicians with penetrating and skeptical questions and reports. Royko covered
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politics and government in a weekly political column, soon supplemented with a second, weekly column reporting about Chicago's
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scene. The success of those columns earned him a daily column in 1964, writing about all topics for the ''Daily News'', an afternoon newspaper. His column appeared five days a week until 1992, when he cut back to four days a week.
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explained Royko's incredible productivity and longevity by simply saying, "He is possessed by a demon." In 1972, Royko received the
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as a ''Daily News'' columnist.


Chicago Sun-Times

When the ''Daily News'' closed, Royko worked for its allied morning newspaper, the ''
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''. In 1984,
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, for whom Royko said he would never work, bought the ''Sun-Times''. Royko commented "No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in a Murdoch paper," and that "his goal is not quality journalism. His goal is vast power for Rupert Murdoch, political power." Mike Royko then worked for the rival ''
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'', a paper he had said he'd never work for and at which he never felt comfortable. For a period after the takeover, the ''Sun-Times'' reprinted Royko's columns, while new columns appeared in the ''Tribune.'' Many of Royko's columns are collected in books. He also authored '' Boss'', his
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of Richard J. Daley, the 48th mayor of Chicago, and the father of
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,
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, and John P. Daley. In 1976, a Royko column criticized the
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for providing an around-the-clock security detail for
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. Sinatra responded with a letter calling Royko a "pimp," and threatening to "punch oykoin the mouth" for speculating that he wore a
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. Royko auctioned the letter, the proceeds going to the
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. The winner of the auction was Vie Carlson, mother of
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drummer
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. After appearing on ''
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'', Carlson consigned the letter to Freeman's, which auctioned it in 2010. Like some other columnists, Royko created fictitious
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e with whom he could "converse," the most famous being Slats Grobnik, a comically stereotyped working class Polish-Chicagoan. Generally, the Slats Grobnik columns described two men discussing a current event in a Polish neighborhood bar. In 1973, Royko collected several of the Grobnik columns in a collection titled ''Slats Grobnik and Some Other Friends''. Another of Royko's characters was his pseudo-psychiatrist Dr. I. M. Kookie (eponymous protagonist of ''Dr. Kookie, You're Right!''
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. Dr. Kookie, purportedly the founder of the Asylumism religion – according to which Earth was settled by a higher civilization's rejected insane people – satirized pop culture and pop psychology. Through his columns, Royko helped make his favorite after-work bar, the Billy Goat Tavern, famous, and popularized the curse of the Billy Goat. Billy Goat's reciprocated by sponsoring the ''Daily News's'' 16-inch softball team and featuring Royko's columns on their walls. Royko's columns were syndicated country-wide in more than 600 newspapers. He produced more than 7,500 columns in a four-decade career. He also wrote or compiled dozens of "That's Outrageous!" columns for ''
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''. By the 1990s he turned to national themes, often taking a
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perspective on issues, including gay rights.


Personal life


Marriages

Royko married Carol Duckman in 1954, and they had two sons, David and Robert. She suffered a
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and died on September 19, 1979, Royko's 47th birthday. He later described that time as "a period of disintegration." The only column he wrote during that period was a short note to readers on October 5, 1979, in which Royko wrote, "We met when she was 6 and I was 9. Same neighborhood street. Same grammar school. So if you ever have a 9-year-old son who says he is in love, don't laugh at him. It can happen." That column ended with a much-remembered line: "If there's someone you love but haven't said so in a while, say it now. Always, always, say it now." In 1986, Royko married Judy Arndt, who had worked as the head of the ''Sun-Times'' public service office and was a tennis instructor. The couple lived on Chicago's Northwest Side and then on the city's North Side before moving to
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. He and Judy had two children.


Baseball and Chicago Cubs

Royko was a fervent devotee of 16-inch softball as a player and team sponsor. After his death, he was inducted into the Chicago 16-inch Softball Hall of Fame, an honor Royko's family insists he would have considered as meaningful as his Pulitzer. In the closing seconds of ''Royko at the Goat'', the documentary by Scott Jacobs, Royko is heard saying, "The Pulitzer Prize can't compare" to hitting a home run. Royko was a life-long fan and critic of the
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. Every spring he would devote a column to a "Cubs Quiz," posing obscure trivia questions about mediocre Cubs players from his youth, such as Heinz Becker and Dom Dallessandro. Just prior to the
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, he wrote about the findings of another fan, Ron Berler, who had discovered a spurious correlation called the " Ex-Cubs Factor." Berler and Royko predicted that the heavily favored
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, who had a "critical mass" of ex-Cubs players on their Series roster, would lose the championship to the
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. The Reds achieved an upset outcome in a four-game sweep of the A's, with Royko's sponsorship propelling the Ex-Cubs Factor theory into the spotlight. Carl Erskine repeats Royko's claim of the Ex-Cubs Factor, and applies it to the 1951 Dodgers, in his book ''Carl Erskine's Tales from the Dodgers Dugout.''


Death

On April 22, 1997, Royko was admitted to Evanston Hospital after experiencing chest pains. He was later transferred to
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in Chicago, and had surgery for an aneurysm; he died there from heart failure on April 29, at the age of 64. His body is entombed in Acacia Mausoleum, Acacia Park Cemetery, just outside Chicago.


Honors and legacy

* Royko won the National Press Club Lifetime Achievement Award in 1990 and the Damon Runyon Award in 1995. *
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’s character in the 1981 film
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is modelled after Royko. (Belushi was a reader of Royko’s column and occasionally met the journalist at his father’s restaurant on North Avenue.) * The "Royko Arrival" was an IFR arrival procedure used at
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until 2013, when it was replaced by VEECK ONE. * Mike Royko was inducted as a Laureate of
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and awarded the Order of Lincoln (the State's highest honor) by the Governor of Illinois in 1983 in the area of Communications. *In 2011, Royko was inducted into the Chicago Literary Hall of Fame. *The
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hosted an exhibition entitled "Chicago Style: Mike Royko and Windy City Journalism" (June 20 - September 28, 2024). *Mitchell Bisschop created a one-man show in 2022 entitled “Royko: The Toughest Man in Chicago,” which had its Chicago premiere at the Chopin Theatre in September of 2024.


Books

* * * * * * * * With a Foreword by
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. Three columns excerpted from the book. * With a Foreword by
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. Four columns excerpted from the book. * A reprint of ''Up Against It'' with a Foreword by Rick Kogan * Edited by David Royko. A website for the book.


See also

* List of newspaper columnists
Mike Royko's papers
are held by the
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in Chicago.


References


Further reading

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External links


Mike Royko
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''
Royko in Love
in '' Chicago Magazine'', March 2009
Royko at The Goat
video interview on 16-inch softball

including Ex-Cubs Factor

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Mike Royko Papers, Newberry Library, Chicago, Illinois
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Full Video
Even Earlier Royko
O'Hare News columns from 1955 *

, compiled by his son David Royko
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