Contents
# Remembering Needleman # The Condemned # By Destiny Denied # The UFO Menace # My Apology # The Kugelmass Episode # My Speech to the Graduates # The Diet # The Lunatic's Tale # Reminiscences: Places and People # Nefarious Times We Live In # A Giant Step for Mankind # The Shallowest Man # The Query # Fabrizio's: Criticism and Response # Retribution # Confessions of a BurglarSome of the tales in detail
*"Remembering Needleman" is a one-liner- and non-sequitur-filled obituary for Professor Sandor Needleman. *"By Destiny Denied" presents the reader with notes for a fictional "eight-hundred-page novel—the big book they're all waiting for." *"My Apology" is Allen's tale of a recurring fantasy/dream of his where he imagines himself in the sandals of Socrates during the philosopher's final days in prison. *"The Kugelmass Episode" is about a CCNY professor, Sidney Kugelmass, who, thanks to the powers of an obscure magician, is projected into '' Madame Bovary'' to carry on an affair beyond the scrutiny of his overbearing wife. *"My Speech to the Graduates" is a parody of platitude-laden commencement speeches. *"Nefarious Times We Live In" concerns the events that lead its protagonist, Willard Pogrebin, to fire a Luger at PresidentRunning jokes
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