''Seven Men and One Brain'' ( it, 7 uomini e un cervello) also known as ''Criminal Affair'' and ''Criminal Symphony'' is a 1968

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produced and directed by and also starring a non-singing

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Plot

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Ross Simpson seems to have everything that one could desire; the respect of his university students, being an author, and having a secret identity. The only thing Simpson doesn't have is a large amount of money. Simpson's secret identity involves planning what he regards as perfect crimes, however they fail due to the stupidity and bumbling of the criminals he recruits to carry out his secret schemes. Simpson's publishers send him on an all expenses paid trip to

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that includes accommodation and an attractive secretary. Putting his writing on hold, Simpson schemes to rob the patrons of the

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during the opening performance of ''

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'' using a gang of Argentinian criminals who are trained to sing. Things begin to go awry when Simpson is pursued by the angry Italian criminals who failed on one of his Italian jobs and a variety of sexy women who seem to get in his way...

Cast

as Ross Simpson *

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as Leticia *

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as Miss Archillar *

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as Georgette *

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as Ana Veronesi *

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as Esteban de Flori * Mimma Biscardi *

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as Crook *

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as José *

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as Schwartz (as Alberto D'Alves) *

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as Antonio (as Raphael Garret) *

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as Crook *

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as Crook *

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as Crook *

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as Crook *

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as Crook *

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as Crook * Roger Smith as a gambler

Production

It was one of several films Ann-Margret made in Europe around this time.

Release

The film was a box office bomb. It was released in the United States as ''Criminal Affair'', in a version re-dubbed, re-edited and re-scored by the distributor.

Reception

The film was generally badly received by critics. A contemporary review of '' La Prensa'' described the film as a ripoff of ''

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'', "but Brazzi is no Monicelli or

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. The result is unbearable... the performers... are far below what they can give". Another contemporary review from ''

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'' outlined the film as an annoying film and a poor imitation of ''

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'', with a bleak story and a badly mistcast Brazzi ("an actor who can do everything but the gangster").

Notes

External links

* {{IMDb title, id=0062253, title=Criminal Symphony 1968 films Italian multilingual films Argentine multilingual films 1960s Italian-language films Italian heist films Italian crime comedy films English-language Italian films 1960s English-language films 1960s crime comedy films 1960s heist films 1968 comedy films English-language Argentine films 1960s Spanish-language films Films shot in Buenos Aires Argentine crime comedy films 1960s Italian films