''Sail a Crooked Ship'' is a 1961 American black-and-white comedy heist film starring

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and

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. It was directed by

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and was based on the 1960 novel of the same name by

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. ''Sail a Crooked Ship'' was Kovacs' last movie, released shortly before he was killed in a car crash. Hart's other 1961 film, ''

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'', inspired her to retire from acting two years later and become a Roman Catholic nun.

Plot

When Gilbert Barrows (

) disobeys his boss and tries to refit an old

Liberty Ship Liberty ships were a ship class, class of cargo ship built in the United States during World War II under the Emergency Shipbuilding Program. Though British in concept, the design was adopted by the United States for its simple, low-cost constr ...

for cargo use instead of scrapping it, he inadvertently puts it into the hands of a colorful group of crooks led by good-hearted screw-up Bugsy G. Fogelmeyer (

) and brainy sociopath George M. Wilson (

). The crooks plan to use the ship to make their getaway after they pull a

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in Boston, and they kidnap Barrows and his girlfriend Elinor Harrison (

) – his boss's daughter – to prevent leaving any witnesses behind. With the help of Bugsy's nephew Rodney J. Fogelmeyer (

), Gilbert and Elinor manage to foil the crooks' plans by using Elinor's bra as a slingshot and attracting the Coast Guard.

Cast

as Gilbert Barrows *

as Elinor Harrison *

as Virginia *

as Bugsy G. Foglemeyer alias "The Captain" *

as Ensign Rodney J. Foglemeyer *

as George M. Wilson * Jesse White as McDonald *

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as Nickels * Sid Tomack as Sammy *

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as Helmut *

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as Finster *

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as Simon J. Harrison *

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as Mrs. Chowder

Production

The film was based on a novel published in 1960. The ''New York Times'' called it "slightly daffy". Producer Philip Barry thought the novel would make a good film. He pitched it to MGM for whom he had made '' The Mating Game'' but that studio passed. Barry went on to sign a three picture deal at Columbia Studios.TIME LAG DAMPENS PRODUCER'S ZEAL: Philip Barry Jr. Has Many a Slip in Putting Idea on Film By MURRAY SCHUMACH Special to The New York Times. 11 May 1961: 41. In June 1960 Barry said his first film for Columbia would be ''Sail a Crooked Ship'' which he described as "''

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'' without drag". He hoped to star

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and hired

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to write the script. "I can't remember how many opinions were brought to bear on the script," said Barry later. "The ship has changed course quite a few times since I read the book." In January 1961 Ernie Kovacs was cast. Also that month Columbia announced the lead role would be played by Robert Wagner. He and then-wife Natalie Wood formed their own company, Rona Productions, which signed a three picture deal with Columbia for Wagner's services. The first film was ''Sail a Crooked Ship'' and the second would be ''The Interns''. Wagner would get a percentage of the profits. (In the end, Wagner's marriage to Wood ended in 1961 and he only made the one film for Columbia). In March it was announced the female leads would be

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and

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. These roles would end up being played by Carolyn Jones and Dolores Hart. Following the hijacking of the Portuguese ship ''Santa Maria'' the studio briefly considered renaming the film ''Steal a Crooked Ship'' to cash in.Producers Rushing Films on Piracy Los Angeles Times 3 Feb 1961: A9. Barry wanted further work on the script but Bowers was on another project, so he hired other writers. (Bowers ended up not being credited at all.) Filming started April 1961 without a completed script. Barry said during the shoot, "basically we are in the same position as a play in New Haven with a third act that needs work before it gets to Broadway."

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* *{{tcmdb title, 88887 1961 comedy films 1960s heist films 1961 films American black-and-white films American comedy films American heist films Columbia Pictures films Films based on American novels Films based on works by Nathaniel Benchley Films directed by Irving Brecher Films scored by George Duning Seafaring films 1960s English-language films 1960s American films

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