Ralph Schoenstein (1933 – August 24, 2006) was an American writer and

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. He was a frequent commentator to

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's ''

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''. Schoenstein grew up in

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, and graduated from

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in 1953. He began writing after a brief stint in the Army, and became the author of over 18 novels and non-fiction works. His 1960 memoir, ''The Block'', tells of his growing up on New York's

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. 1978's ''Citizen Paul'' is a remembrance of his father,

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winning newspaper editor Paul Schoenstein. Schoenstein was also the

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of a number of books for celebrities like

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, and

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'' and ''Time Flies''). He was a frequent contributor to ''

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'', and ''

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''. In addition to ''All Things Considered'', Schoenstein also provided humorous commentaries for the ABC ''Evening News'' and the ''

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''. He also wrote several articles for the early issues of the '' National Lampoon.'' Schoenstein became friends with the ''Lampoon'' editorial staff, who named the ''

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'' character Donald "Boon" Schoenstein after him. Schoenstein, who resided in

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, died on August 24, 2006, in

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, from complications following heart surgery.

Selected bibliography

*''The Block'' (1960) *''With T-Shirts and Beer Mugs For All'' (1968) *''Citizen Paul: The Story of Father and Son'' (republished as ''Superman and Son'') (1978)

Notes

External links

Obituary at npr.org
1933 births 2006 deaths American humorists Columbia College (New York) alumni Writers from Manhattan Writers from Princeton, New Jersey 20th-century American male writers {{US-writer-stub