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comedy film produced by Heaven's Best Entertainment starring some of 90's comedy icons

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Synopsis

''Raketeros'' shares the adventures and misadventures of a group of middle-aged male friends–-Berto (Herbert Bautista), the cable guy; Mando (Dennis Padilla), the billiards player; Mulong (Long Mejia), the driver; Julio (Ogie Alcasid), the all-around singer; and Andoy (Andrew) the ‘religious.’ The five are gathered to do a simple task of delivering an expensive gown to their rich friend’s mansion. However, a series of hilarious mishaps puts them and their task in jeopardy.

Cast

as Berto *

as Mando *Long Mejia as Mulong *

as Andoy *

as Julio *

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as Don Miguel *

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as Summer *

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as Winter *

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as Fall *

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as Spring *

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as Juicy *

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as Raymir *

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as Danica Mote *

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as Lyca *

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as Mark *Ryan Boyce *

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