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Quote of the Year is an annual New Zealand vote run by
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. A vote is held to determine best quote in New Zealand for the year.


Timeline


2023


Winner

"'Nah, we’re just three Māori boys" — Mikey Kihi, Rikki Kihi, and Morehu Maxwell. During
Cyclone Gabrielle Severe Tropical Cyclone Gabrielle was a powerful and destructive tropical cyclone that devastated parts of the North Island of New Zealand and affected parts of Vanuatu and Norfolk Island in February 2023. It is the costliest tropical cyclone ...
, these three were rescuing people in a boat, and were asked "Are you guys from the navy?"


Finalists

The 10 finalists of 2023 were: # "I don't listen to rumours. I just start them." —
Taika Waititi Taika David Cohen (born 16 August 1975), known professionally as Taika Waititi ( ), is a New Zealand filmmaker, actor, and comedian. Known for quirky comedy films and expanding his career as a voice actor and producer on numerous projects, he ...
# "I encourage all of you to go out there, have more babies if you wish, that would be helpful." —
Christopher Luxon Christopher Mark Luxon (; born 19 July 1970) is a New Zealand politician and former business executive who has served as the 42nd prime minister of New Zealand since 2023 and as leader of the National Party since 2021. He previously served ...
# "A B-grade American celebrity coming out and essentially hijacking Bird of the Century. I don’t think he even likes birds." — Erin Reilly of Save the Kiwi (referencing
John Oliver John William Oliver (born 23 April 1977) is a British and American comedian who hosts ''Last Week Tonight with John Oliver'' on HBO. He started his career as a stand-up comedian in the United Kingdom and came to wider attention for his work ...
campaigning for the puteketeke). # "Nah, we’re just three Māori boys." — Mikey Kihi, Rikki Kihi, and Morehu Maxwell (While rescuing trapped people during
Cyclone Gabrielle Severe Tropical Cyclone Gabrielle was a powerful and destructive tropical cyclone that devastated parts of the North Island of New Zealand and affected parts of Vanuatu and Norfolk Island in February 2023. It is the costliest tropical cyclone ...
, these three were asked if they were from the navy) # "How big is his hole?" —
Nicola Willis Nicola Valentine Willis (born 7 March 1981) is a New Zealand politician who is currently Deputy leader of the New Zealand National Party, deputy leader of the National Party since 2021. She is also currently the Minister of Finance (New Zealand ...
(asking
Grant Robertson Grant Murray Robertson (born 30 October 1971) is a retired New Zealand politician and member of the Labour Party who served as the Minister of Finance from 2017 to 2023, as Minister of Foreign Affairs in November 2023, and as the 19th Deputy Pr ...
in parliament about a fiscal gap) # "You can be a mother, or not, an ex-Mormon, or not, a nerd, a crier, a hugger – you can be all of these things, and not only can you be here – you can lead." —
Jacinda Ardern Dame Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern ( ; born 26 July 1980) is a New Zealand politician and activist who was the 40th prime minister of New Zealand and Leader of the New Zealand Labour Party, leader of the Labour Party from 2017 to 2023. She was ...
(during her farewell speech from her role as prime minister) # "There is nobody who fails to be interesting" — Kim Hill (referencing her job interviewing people as a broadcaster) # "Up the Wahs!" — Fans of the
Warriors A warrior is a guardian specializing in combat or warfare, especially within the context of a tribal or clan-based warrior culture society that recognizes a separate warrior aristocracy, class, or caste. History Warriors seem to have been p ...
. # "The issue is rain. We really need that to stop." — Auckland mayor Wayne Brown (as the city went into a state of emergency). # "Oh, have you got ID?" — Auckland bar manager (asking
Ed Sheeran Edward Christopher Sheeran ( ; born 17 February 1991) is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently r ...
)


2022


Winner

"I would have thought that
Grant Robertson Grant Murray Robertson (born 30 October 1971) is a retired New Zealand politician and member of the Labour Party who served as the Minister of Finance from 2017 to 2023, as Minister of Foreign Affairs in November 2023, and as the 19th Deputy Pr ...
would be a much bigger threat to lamingtons than lamingtons would be a threat to Grant Robertson" —
David Seymour David Breen Seymour (born 24 June 1983) is a New Zealand politician who has served as the 21st deputy prime minister of New Zealand since 2025 and as the 1st minister for regulation since 2023. A member of the ACT Party, he has served as its ...


Finalists

The 10 finalists of 2022 were: * "They said nobody cared about women’s rugby. Well guess what? We are here! We are here, fam !" —
Ruby Tui Ruby Malae Tui (born 13 December 1991) is a New Zealand rugby union player. She competed internationally when the national rugby sevens team won the silver medal at the 2016 Summer Olympics tournament. She won a gold medal in rugby sevens at t ...
* "If only we cared as much about the local elections as we do for
Bird of the Year Bird of the Year () is an annual election-based competition run by the New Zealand conservation organisation Forest & Bird to elect a New Zealand native "Bird of the Year". The competition is intended to raise awareness of the conservation thre ...
." — Nicola Toki (talking about rigging attempts) * "Fundamentally, I'm interested in being a good person with as minimal inconvenience as possible." —
Alice Snedden Alice Snedden is a New Zealand stand-up comedian, television writer and actress. First working as a writer on New Zealand comedy shows such as '' Funny Girls'', ''Jono and Ben'' and '' 7 Days'', Snedden created the series ''Alice Snedden's Bad ...
* "I would have thought that Grant Robertson would be a much bigger threat to lamingtons than lamingtons would be a threat to Grant Robertson." —
David Seymour David Breen Seymour (born 24 June 1983) is a New Zealand politician who has served as the 21st deputy prime minister of New Zealand since 2025 and as the 1st minister for regulation since 2023. A member of the ACT Party, he has served as its ...
* "Do you know how bad that sounds? Mike King’s women's alliance!" —
Shimpal Lelisi Shimpal Lelisi (born ) is a New Zealand actor and TV presenter, best known as one of the members of the Naked Samoans. Biography Born in Niue, Shimpal came to New Zealand at the age of four. He began acting at an early age, taking part in schoo ...
(on Celebrity Treasure Island) * "I wonder whether or not anyone ever asked Barack Obama and John Key if they met because they were of similar age." —
Jacinda Ardern Dame Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern ( ; born 26 July 1980) is a New Zealand politician and activist who was the 40th prime minister of New Zealand and Leader of the New Zealand Labour Party, leader of the Labour Party from 2017 to 2023. She was ...
(after asked if she met Finnish Prime Minister
Sanna Marin Sanna Mirella Marin (; born 16 November 1985) is a Finnish former politician who served as prime minister of Finland from 2019 to 2023 and as the leader of the Social Democratic Party of Finland (SDP) from 2020 to 2023. She was a Member of Pa ...
due to their similar age) * "I was born to disrupt things." —
The Wizard of New Zealand The Wizard of New Zealand (born Ian Brackenbury Channell; 4 December 1932) is a British-born New Zealand educator, comedian, illusionist, and politician. He is also known by his shorter name, The Wizard. Life and career England The Wizard ...
* "It's okay to follow a few cockwombles. It doesn't mean I endorse them." — Hilary Barry (after being warned about the people she follows on Twitter) * "He is delusional, but he’s not suicidal." — Professor Robert Patman (referencing
Vladimir Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (born 7 October 1952) is a Russian politician and former intelligence officer who has served as President of Russia since 2012, having previously served from 2000 to 2008. Putin also served as Prime Minister of Ru ...
's nuclear threat) * "There are going to be a lot more people in a supermarket on a weekly basis than there will be out and about pashing on a dance floor." — COVID-19 Minister
Chris Hipkins Christopher John Hipkins (born 5 September 1978) is a New Zealand politician who has served as leader of the New Zealand Labour Party since January 2023 and leader of the Opposition (New Zealand), leader of the Opposition since November 2023. H ...
(referencing mask wearing)


2021


Winner

" t is achallenge for people in high-density areas to get outside and spread their legs when they are surrounded by other people" — COVID-19 Minister
Chris Hipkins Christopher John Hipkins (born 5 September 1978) is a New Zealand politician who has served as leader of the New Zealand Labour Party since January 2023 and leader of the Opposition (New Zealand), leader of the Opposition since November 2023. H ...


Finalists

The 10 finalists of 2021 were: * "It is a challenge in high-density areas for people to get outside and spread their legs." — Covid-19 response minister
Chris Hipkins Christopher John Hipkins (born 5 September 1978) is a New Zealand politician who has served as leader of the New Zealand Labour Party since January 2023 and leader of the Opposition (New Zealand), leader of the Opposition since November 2023. H ...
* "He is about as exciting as the Taihape public toilets." — Mike Williams (referencing
Christopher Luxon Christopher Mark Luxon (; born 19 July 1970) is a New Zealand politician and former business executive who has served as the 42nd prime minister of New Zealand since 2023 and as leader of the National Party since 2021. He previously served ...
) * "It was like a half-sucked Oddfellow in the sky." — Mark Richardson (referencing a blood moon lunar eclipse) * "If I can't be cured, I'll be the cure." — Jemima Gazley (explaining why she crowd-funded research to the cancer she had) * "That was a bed-time fail." —
Jacinda Ardern Dame Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern ( ; born 26 July 1980) is a New Zealand politician and activist who was the 40th prime minister of New Zealand and Leader of the New Zealand Labour Party, leader of the Labour Party from 2017 to 2023. She was ...
(after she gets interrupted by her daughter on Facebook live) * "We've got an economy that's running on a sugar hit." —
David Seymour David Breen Seymour (born 24 June 1983) is a New Zealand politician who has served as the 21st deputy prime minister of New Zealand since 2025 and as the 1st minister for regulation since 2023. A member of the ACT Party, he has served as its ...
* "Does anyone know if the tinny house in Aro will be open during level 4?" — person on a Facebook post * "Who is going to do a Berocca in the morning?" — Anna Lorck * "Hey
Judith The Book of Judith is a deuterocanonical book included in the Septuagint and the Catholic Church, Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Christianity, Christian Old Testament of the Bible but Development of the Hebrew Bible canon, excluded from the ...
, it's not that bad. Raise an eyebrow, to show you're glad." —
Jono and Ben ''Jono and Ben'', previously titled ''Jono and Ben at Ten'', was a satire, satirical news and entertainment show hosted by Jono Pryor and Ben Boyce in New Zealand. The show aired on Three (New Zealand), Three on Thursday nights at 7:30pm, and ...
(in a song to Judith Collins) * "No, it's a f***ing goat." — Toddler


2020


Winner

"Let it be known these tears are not for you" by Sara Qasem, whose father was murdered in the
Christchurch mosque shootings Two consecutive mass shootings took place in Christchurch, New Zealand, on 15 March 2019. They were committed by a single perpetrator during Friday prayer, first at the Al Noor Mosque in Riccarton, at 1:40p.m. and almost immediately afterwards ...
. She received 26.5% of the 2479 votes.


Finalists

The 2020 year was the first year with a quote from a bird, and a quote of a group of people (New Zealanders as a whole). Many of the quotes were influenced by the
COVID-19 pandemic The COVID-19 pandemic (also known as the coronavirus pandemic and COVID pandemic), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), began with an disease outbreak, outbreak of COVID-19 in Wuhan, China, in December ...
. The 10 finalists of 2020 were: * "Because we can't get on each other's nerves if we're dancing constantly." — Buchanan family (in their video COVID-19 lockdown music video) * "When my eyebrow goes up, it's a joke." —
Judith Collins Judith Anne Collins (born 24 February 1959) is a New Zealand politician who has served as the attorney-general and minister of defence since 27 November 2023. She served as the leader of the Opposition and leader of the New Zealand National P ...
* "I am the orange face you can trust." — Orange-fronted parakeet (campaigning in the Bird of the Year competition) * "There are no new cases of Covid-19 to report in New Zealand today." —
Ashley Bloomfield Sir Ashley Robin Bloomfield (born March 1966) is a New Zealand public health official. He served as the chief executive of the Ministry of Health (New Zealand), Ministry of Health and the country's Director-General of Health from 2018 to 2022. ...
(during press many press conferences) * "The Aussies can have
Russell Crowe Russell Ira Crowe (born 7 April 1964) is an actor and film director. Russell Crowe filmography, His work on screen has earned him List of awards and nominations received by Russell Crowe, various accolades, including an Academy Award, two Gold ...
, but they can't have our
buzzy bee The Buzzy Bee is a popular toy in New Zealand. It resembles a bee with rotating wings that move and make a clicking noise while the toy is pulled along the ground. Possibly based on another earlier concept, it was designed and first produced in ...
." — Simon Beattie (after ''The Crown'' placed buzzy bee in scene in Australia) * "Let it be known these tears are not for you." — Sara Qasem (in her victim impact statement talking to the
Christchurch mosque shootings Two consecutive mass shootings took place in Christchurch, New Zealand, on 15 March 2019. They were committed by a single perpetrator during Friday prayer, first at the Al Noor Mosque in Riccarton, at 1:40p.m. and almost immediately afterwards ...
perpetrator) * "I did a little dance." — Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern Dame Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern ( ; born 26 July 1980) is a New Zealand politician and activist who was the 40th prime minister of New Zealand and Leader of the New Zealand Labour Party, leader of the Labour Party from 2017 to 2023. She was ...
(describing how she reacted when the country reached zero active COVID-19 cases) * "You're on mute" — New Zealanders during
Zoom Zoom may refer to: Arts, entertainment and media Film * ''Zoom'' (2006 film), starring Tim Allen * ''Zoom'' (2015 film), a Canada-Brazil film by Pedro Morelli * ''Zoom'' (2016 Kannada film), a Kannada film * ''Zoom'' (2016 Sinhala film), a Sr ...
meetings. * "Put your jazz cabbage away people." — Hilary Barry (talking about the cannabis referendum which voted against legalisation). * "It really highlights how three-ply soft we've become as a species." — Psychology professor Marc Wilson (referencing toilet paper stockpiling during the lockdowns)


See also

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Bird of the Year Bird of the Year () is an annual election-based competition run by the New Zealand conservation organisation Forest & Bird to elect a New Zealand native "Bird of the Year". The competition is intended to raise awareness of the conservation thre ...


References

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