P. D. Q. Bach is a fictional composer created by the American composer and musical

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Peter Schickele Peter Schickele (; July 17, 1935 – January 16, 2024) was an American composer, musical educator and parodist, best known for comedy albums featuring his music, which he presented as being composed by the fictional P. D. Q. Bach. He also hoste ...

for a five-decade career performing the "discovered" works of the "only forgotten son" of the

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. Schickele's music combines

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of musicological scholarship, the conventions of

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and Classical music, and

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comedy. The name is a parody of the three-part names given to some members of the Bach family that are commonly reduced to initials, such as for

Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach (8 March 1714 – 14 December 1788), also formerly spelled Karl Philipp Emmanuel Bach, and commonly abbreviated C. P. E. Bach, was a German composer and musician of the Baroque and Classical period. He was the fifth ch ...

; ''PDQ'' is an

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for " pretty damned quick". Schickele began working on the character while studying at the

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and

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, and performed a variety of Bach shows over many years. ''

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'' mentions the juxtaposition of

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bitonality Polytonality (also polyharmony) is the musical use of more than one key (music), key simultaneity (music), simultaneously. Bitonality is the use of only two different keys at the same time. Polyvalence or polyvalency is the use of more than one di ...

, musical satire, and orchestral surrealism in a "bizarre melodic stream of consciousness ... In P.D.Q. Bach he has single-handedly mapped a musical universe that everyone knew was there and no one else had the guts (not simply the bad taste) to explore." In 2012, Schickele reduced his touring due to age. On December 28 and 29, 2015, at The Town Hall in New York, he performed two concerts to commemorate the 50th anniversary of his first concert. Schickele died on January 16, 2024, aged 88.

Biography

Schickele wrote a humorous fictional biography of the composer according to which P. D. Q. Bach was born in Leipzig on

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, 1742, the son of

Johann Sebastian Bach Johann Sebastian Bach (German: Help:IPA/Standard German, �joːhan zeˈbasti̯an baχ ( – 28 July 1750) was a German composer and musician of the late Baroque music, Baroque period. He is known for his prolific output across a variety ...

and

Anna Magdalena Bach Anna Magdalena Bach (''née'' Wilcke; 22 September 1701 – 27 February 1760) was a German professional singer and the second wife of Johann Sebastian Bach. Biography Anna Magdalena Wilcke was born at Zeitz, in the Duchy of Saxe-Zeitz. Wh ...

; the twenty-first of Johann Sebastian's twenty children. He is also referred to as "the youngest and oddest of Johann Sebastian’s 20-odd children". He died May 5, 1807, though his birth and death years are often listed on album literature in reverse, as "(1807–1742)?". According to Schickele, "possessed the originality of Johann Christian, the arrogance of Carl Philipp Emanuel, and the obscurity of Johann Christoph Friedrich".

Music

Schickele's works attributed to P. D. Q. Bach often incorporate comical rearrangements of well-known works of other composers. The works use instruments not normally used in orchestras, such as the

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kazoo The kazoo is a musical instrument that adds a ''buzzing'' timbral quality to a player's voice when the player vocalizes into it. It is a type of '' mirliton'' (itself a membranophone), one of a class of instruments that modify the player's v ...

, and fictional or

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instruments such as the pastaphone (made of uncooked

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's opera ''

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'', provides an example. The underlying music is Johann Sebastian Bach's first prelude from ''

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'', but at double the normal speed, with each phrase repeated interminably in a

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manner that parodies Glass. On top of this mind-numbing structure is added everything from

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phrases to snoring to heavily harmonized versions of "

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" to the chanting of a meaningless phrase ("Coy Hotsy-Totsy", alluding to the art film for which Glass wrote the score). Through all these mutilations, the piece never deviates from Bach's original harmonic structure. The humor in P. D. Q. Bach music often derives from violation of audience expectations, such as repeating a tune more than the usual number of times, resolving a musical chord later than usual or not at all, unusual key changes, excessive dissonance, or sudden switches from

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to low art. Further humor is obtained by replacing parts of certain classical pieces with similar common songs, such as the opening of Brahms's Symphony No. 2 with "

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", or rewriting Tchaikovsky's ''

1812 Overture ''The Year 1812, Solemn Overture'', Op. 49, popularly known as the ''1812 Overture'', is a concert overture in E major written in 1880 by Russian composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The piece commemorates Russia's successful defense against the ...

'' as the '' 1712 Overture'' with "

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" replacing Tchaikovsky's melody and " Pop Goes the Weasel" replacing .

Compositional periods

Schickele divides P. D. Q. Bach's fictional musical output into three periods: the Initial Plunge, the Soused Period, and Contrition. During the Initial Plunge, Bach wrote the for unaccompanied piano, an ''Echo Sonata'' for "two unfriendly groups of instruments", and a ''Gross Concerto for Divers Flutes, two Trumpets, and Strings''. During the Soused (or Brown-Bag) Period, P. D. Q. Bach wrote a '' Concerto for Horn and Hardart'' (a pun on the name of a chain of automat restaurants), a ''

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'', a ''Pervertimento for Bicycle, Bagpipes, and Balloons'', a ''Serenude'', a (literally German for "Wigpiece"), a Suite from ''The Civilian Barber'' (spoofing

Rossini Gioachino Antonio Rossini (29 February 1792 – 13 November 1868) was an Italian composer of the late Classical and early Romantic eras. He gained fame for his 39 operas, although he also wrote many songs, some chamber music and piano p ...

's ''

The Barber of Seville ''The Barber of Seville, or The Useless Precaution'' ( ) is an ''opera buffa'' (comic opera) in two acts composed by Gioachino Rossini with an Italian libretto by Cesare Sterbini. The libretto was based on Pierre Beaumarchais's French comedy ' ...

''), a ''Schleptet'' in E-flat major, the half-act opera '' The Stoned Guest'' (the character of "The Stone Guest" from

Mozart Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (27 January 1756 – 5 December 1791) was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical period (music), Classical period. Despite his short life, his rapid pace of composition and proficiency from an early age ...

's ''

Don Giovanni ''Don Giovanni'' (; K. 527; full title: , literally ''The Rake Punished, or Don Giovanni'') is an opera in two acts with music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to an Italian libretto by Lorenzo Da Ponte. Its subject is a centuries-old Spanish legen ...

'', and the

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by Pushkin), a ''Concerto for Piano vs. Orchestra'', ''Erotica Variations'' (

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's ''

Eroica Variations The Variations and Fugue for Piano in E major, Op. 35 are a set of fifteen variations (plus three "bonus" variations) for solo piano composed by Ludwig van Beethoven in 1802. They are commonly referred to as the ''Eroica Variations'' because a ...

''), ''Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice'', an opera in one unnatural act (

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's ''

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'' and the 1969 film ''

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''), ''The Art of the Ground Round'' (Bach's ''

The Art of Fugue ''The Art of Fugue'', or ''The Art of the Fugue'' (), BWV 1080, is an incomplete musical work of unspecified instrumentation by Johann Sebastian Bach. Written in the last decade of his life, ''The Art of Fugue'' is the culmination of Bach's e ...

''), a ''Concerto for Bassoon vs. Orchestra'', and a '' Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds and Percussion''. During the Contrition Period, P. D. Q. Bach wrote the

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''Iphigenia in Brooklyn'' (

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's ''

Iphigenia in Aulis ''Iphigenia in Aulis'' or ''Iphigenia at Aulis'' (; variously translated, including the Latin ''Iphigenia in Aulide'') is the last of the extant works by the playwright Euripides. Written between 408, after ''Orestes'', and 406 BC, the year of Eu ...

'', etc.), the

oratorio An oratorio () is a musical composition with dramatic or narrative text for choir, soloists and orchestra or other ensemble. Similar to opera, an oratorio includes the use of a choir, soloists, an instrumental ensemble, various distinguisha ...

''The Seasonings'' (

Vivaldi Antonio Lucio Vivaldi (4 March 1678 – 28 July 1741) was an Italian composer, virtuoso violinist, impresario of Baroque music and Roman Catholic priest. Regarded as one of the greatest Baroque composers, Vivaldi's influence during his lif ...

's '' The Four Seasons''), ''Diverse Ayres on Sundrie Notions'', a ''Sonata for Viola Four Hands'',The term ''four hands'' refers to the playing of one instrument, most commonly a piano, by two players at once. the

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''Should'', a ''Notebook for Betty Sue Bach'' (Bach's ''

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'' and

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's "

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"), the ''Toot Suite'', the ''Grossest Fugue'' (Beethoven's ''

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''), a ''Fanfare for the Common Cold'' ( Copland's ''

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'') and the canine cantata (Bach's ). A final work is the mock religious work ''Missa Hilarious'' (Beethoven's ''

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or "laughing gas").

Tromboon

The tromboon is a musical instrument made up of the

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and

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of a

bassoon The bassoon is a musical instrument in the woodwind family, which plays in the tenor and bass ranges. It is composed of six pieces, and is usually made of wood. It is known for its distinctive tone color, wide range, versatility, and virtuosity ...

, attached to the body of a

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in place of the trombone's

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. It combines the sound of double reeds and the

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for a distinctive and unusual instrument. The name of the instrument is a

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of "trombone" and "bassoon". The sound quality of the instrument is best described as comical and loud. The tromboon was developed by Peter Schickele, a skilled bassoonist himself, and featured in some of his live concert and recorded performances. Schickele called it "a hybrid – that's the nicer word – constructed from the parts of a bassoon and a trombone; it has all the disadvantages of both". This instrument is called for in the scores of Bach's oratorio ''The Seasonings'', as well as the ''Serenude (for devious instruments)'' and '' Shepherd on the Rocks, With a Twist''.

Works

Awards

P. D. Q. Bach recordings received four successive

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s in the

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category from

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1993 The United Nations General Assembly, General Assembly of the United Nations designated 1993 as: * International Year for the World's Indigenous People The year 1993 in the Kwajalein Atoll in the Marshall Islands had only 364 days, since its ...

. Schickele also received a Grammy nomination in the Best Comedy Album category in 1996 for his abridged audiobook edition of ''The Definitive Biography of P. D. Q. Bach''.

References

Sources

External links

* *
Interview with Peter Schickele
February 15, 1988
P. D. Q. Bach: Works, About

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Music

Compositional periods

Tromboon

Works

Awards

See also

References

Sources

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