Michael Bywater (born May 11, 1953) is an English non-fiction
writer
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, columnist, critic, and essayist. He has been a columnist for newspapers and periodicals, like ''
The Times
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'', ''
The Independent
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,'' and ''
Observer
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Observer may also refer to:
Fiction
* ''Observer'' (novel), a 2023 science fiction novel by Robert Lanza and Nancy Kress
* ''Observer'' (video game), a cyberpunk horr ...
''.
He has written several books, including ''Lost Worlds'', ''Big Babies'', and ''The Chronicles of Bargepole''.
Biography
Bywater received his education at the
independent
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Arts, entertainment, and media Artist groups
* Independents (artist group), a group of modernist painters based in Pennsylvania, United States
* Independentes (English: Independents), a Portuguese artist ...
Nottingham High School
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and later pursued studies at
Corpus Christi College, Cambridge
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. He was a long-running columnist for ''
The Independent on Sunday
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'' and an early
futurist
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for ''
The Observer
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In 1993 it was acquired by Guardian Media Group Limited, and operated as a sister paper to ''The Guardian'' ...
''. Bywater spent ten years on the staff of ''
Punch,'' where he wrote a regular computer column and the anonymous "Bargepole" column. Additionally, he wrote regularly for ''
The Times
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'' and had been a contributing editor to ''
Cosmopolitan
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Internationalism
* World citizen, one who eschews traditional geopolitical divisions derived from national citizenship
* Cosmopolitanism, the idea that all of humanity belongs to a single moral community
* Cosmopolitan ...
'' and ''
Woman's Journal
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''. He also writes regularly on high-tech subjects for ''
The Daily Telegraph
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'' and technology magazines. He is a cultural critic for the ''
New Statesman
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''. In 1998, he was part of
BBC Radio 4
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's five-part political satire programme ''Cartoons, Lampoons, and Buffoons''. He also supervised the ''tragedy'' paper for several
Cambridge
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colleges and, in 2006, was the writer-in-residence at
Magdalene College, Cambridge
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. Bywater suggested that Bywater inspired
Douglas Adams
Douglas Noel Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author, humorist, and screenwriter, best known as the creator of ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''. Originally a 1978 BBC radio comedy, ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the ...
's character
Dirk Gently.
Bywater was previously identified as a
young fogey. In ''The Young Fogey Handbook,'' author Suzanne Lowry writes: "Michael Bywater, 30-year-old ''Punch'' columnist and former trendy who once worked in films, made bold to criticise
Burberry
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s for the inferior quality of their product - the
trench coat
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s are not what they were in the days of the trenches. Burberrys responded that they could indeed live up to their past and made Bywater a coat based on the 1915 design devised by Kitchener and Burberry... complete with camel hair lining to protect a gentleman officer's flesh on the field..."
Games, books, music
In the mid-1980s, Bywater co-designed and co-wrote several
interactive fiction
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games. He collaborated with
Douglas Adams
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on ''
Bureaucracy
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'' and the never-completed ''
Milliways: The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe'' for
Infocom
Infocom, Inc., was an American software company based in Cambridge, Massachusetts, that produced numerous works of interactive fiction. They also produced a business application, a relational database called ''Cornerstone (software), Cornerston ...
. He also collaborated with Anita Sinclair on ''
Jinxter'' for
Magnetic Scrolls
Magnetic Scrolls was a British video game developer active between 1984 and 1990. A pioneer of audiovisually elaborate text adventure games, it was one of the largest and most acclaimed interactive fiction developers of the 1980s, and one of the ...
. In the late 1990s, he contributed to the writing team for Douglas Adams's ''
Starship Titanic''.
Bywater's book ''Lost Worlds'', written on the human tendency for nostalgia, was released in 2004. His subsequent book, ''Big Babies'', on the infantilisation of Western culture, was published in November 2006.
Bywater played church organ with
Gary Brooker
Gary Brooker (29 May 1945 – 19 February 2022) was an English singer and pianist, and the founder and lead singer of the rock band Procol Harum.
Early life
Born in Hackney Hospital, East London, on 29 May 1945, Brooker grew up in Hackney ...
for the "Within Our House" charity concert.
References
External links
Essay taken from Bywater's book, "Big Babies"
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1953 births
British writers
Fellows of Magdalene College, Cambridge
Living people
People educated at Nottingham High School