Martin Barry Kelner is a British journalist, author, comedian, singer, actor and TV presenter, whose primary career is in radio presenting. He has spent over 40 years hosting radio shows, mostly for the BBC, in particular
Radio Leeds. He has been regularly accompanied throughout his career by comedy sidekick Edouard Lapaglie.
Education and early career
Kelner studied Arts and Social Studies at
Strathclyde University in Glasgow, but dropped out. He was employed as a reporter on the ''
Western Daily Press'' in
Bristol
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and for the ''
Oxford Mail
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History
The ''Oxford Mail'' was founded in 1928 by MP Fra ...
''. He then joined the
Central Office of Information, for whom he worked in Bristol,
Lambeth
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,
South London
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and in
Birmingham
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.
Martin Kelner moved to
Radio Hallam in
Sheffield
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to begin his career in radio. He started reading the breakfast show news before moving on to his own late night show. He spent a brief spell at London's
LBC and
Manchester
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's
Piccadilly Radio, before moving to
Leeds
Leeds is a city in West Yorkshire, England. It is the largest settlement in Yorkshire and the administrative centre of the City of Leeds Metropolitan Borough, which is the second most populous district in the United Kingdom. It is built aro ...
in 1981 and the fledgling
Radio Aire.
He left Radio Aire in late 1982, and worked for
Yorkshire TV for a time on a programme called ''
Calendar It's The Weekend''. He was also a co-presenter on ''
BBC Breakfast''. Other television excursions for Kelner include ''Brainwave'', a daytime
quiz
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show and ''Pick of the Week''.
Radio
In 1984 Kelner joined the
BBC
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. He initially presented the weekday early show on
BBC Radio 2 in September and October 1984, and then presented his own Saturday night show on the same station from 6 July 1985 until 24 March 1990, also returning to the early show for two stints during 1985. He fronted his own Saturday afternoon show on Radio 2 from 1 October 1994 to 23 March 1996. He also did many stand-ins for regular presenters on the network, peaking in the mid-1990s when he regularly deputised for
Sarah Kennedy on the weekday early show (both when she sat in for
Terry Wogan and when she was on holiday herself) and also sat in for
Ken Bruce and
John Dunn. He also presented editions of the ''Radio 2 Arts Programme'' from the north of England, and a programme called ''Let It Be... Please!'' featuring bad or embarrassing cover versions of
the Beatles
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' songs. He then fell out of favour at the national station, presenting his last Radio 2 show sitting in for Sarah Kennedy on 29 November 1996.
At the same time as he was on Radio 2, he was also presenting a local radio late-night show from the
Radio Leeds studios and broadcast across the
BBC Night Network in the
north
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Etymology
T ...
, on which he first gave airtime to radio comedy sketches from
Caroline Aherne. She portrayed the Mrs Merton character on his radio show ad-libbing conversations with Kelner for around eight years. He also introduced Aherne into network broadcasting on Radio 2 and the original
BBC Radio 5, where he presented the programme ''Five Aside'' for the station's opening months in 1990.
He returned to Manchester to present the breakfast show on
100.4 Jazz FM, where he introduced another great comic talent to the public in the shape of
Jake Yapp's Dora Dale, with whom Martin produced the hit
BBC Radio 7 comedy show, ''Pleased To Meet You''. This show was nominated for a
Sony National Radio Award on 28 March 2007 in the category of Best Comedy Programme.
Until October 2006, Kelner presented the Friday and Saturday late show at the weekends on
BBC Radio Humberside,
BBC Radio York, BBC Radio Leeds and
BBC Radio Sheffield.
Other stations he has worked for include
BBC Thames Valley FM,
BBC Radio Cleveland,
Pennine Radio,
BBC Radio 5 Live,
TalkSport,
BBC Radio Manchester,
Real Radio Yorkshire and
Mansfield 103.2 FM.
From 2006 until 2021 he presented his own podcast, the ''Piss Poor Podcast'', accompanied for the most part by Edouard Lapaglie. He also appears on BBC Radio 5 Live as a regular panellist on ''
Fighting Talk'' (twice finishing as series runner up and twice winning the series championship, in 2013 and 2019), and has contributed to Chart The Week on
Richard Bacon's programme. His most regular radio slot had been the BBC Radio Leeds ''Breakfast Show'' which he co-presented Monday to Thursday from 6:30am to 9:00am, but he was moved to the lunchtime slot in November 2012.
Due to a change in direction of the station, Kelner left Radio Leeds again, presenting his last show on 18 March 2016.
On 2 February 2018, Kelner joined the
DAB station
TalkRadio, hosting weekend mornings from 1am to 5am.
Writing and journalism
Kelner's journalism includes a weekly column for ''
The Guardian
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'', "Screen Break", which took a lighthearted look at the world of sport on TV, and a fortnightly column about radio. "Screen Break" finished on 31 December 2012.
He writes occasional travel pieces for ''
The Mail on Sunday'', and has written for ''
The Independent
''The Independent'' is a British online newspaper. It was established in 1986 as a national morning printed paper. Nicknamed the ''Indy'', it began as a broadsheet and changed to tabloid format in 2003. The last printed edition was publis ...
'', of which his brother
Simon Kelner was executive editor. Kelner began writing for the ''
Racing Post
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'' at the beginning of 2013.
Other publications he has written for include ''
GQ'', ''
Men's Health
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Started as a men's health magazin ...
'', ''Later'' (now defunct), RCME, ''
The Observer
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In 1993 it was acquired by Guardian Media Group Limited, and operated as a sister paper to ''The Guardian'' ...
'', Land Rover Owner magazine, ''You'' magazine, and ''Public Servant'', the local and national government journal. He also has contributed to the
YouGov
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History
2000–2010
Stephan Shakespeare and Nadhim ...
website, and wrote television previews for the ''
Daily Mail
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'' around 1994/95. He has posted humorous product reviews on Amazon.
His first book, about the outer suburbs of show business, was called ''When Will I Be Famous?''. His second book, ''Sit Down and Cheer'', looked at the history of sport on British television.
Personal life
Kelner's daughter,
Martha, is a journalist.
Health problems
in the summer of 2013, Kelner was diagnosed with
fibromatosis; he later had surgery to remove a
sarcoma
A sarcoma is a rare type of cancer that arises from cells of mesenchymal origin. Originating from mesenchymal cells means that sarcomas are cancers of connective tissues such as bone, cartilage, muscle, fat, or vascular tissues.
Sarcom ...
from his abdomen and was cared for at
St James Hospital,
Leeds
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. He was later treated at the hospital's
intensive treatment unit for a week, and returned to his home in
Wakefield for further recovery. In his blog, Kelner noted that it would be early 2014 until he could fully "return to professional life".
He resumed his column in ''
The Racing Post'' (at first on a semi-regular basis) and BBC Radio 5 Live later announced his return to ''Fighting Talk'' on 2 November. By mid-January he had resumed his lunchtime programme on BBC Radio Leeds.
References
External links
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Martin Kelner's personal website including latest and archived podcastsGuardian Sports Columnists Index – select Martin Kelner
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Living people
British radio comedy
British radio DJs
British radio personalities
English radio presenters
The Guardian journalists
BBC Radio 2 presenters
People from Swinton, Greater Manchester
Alumni of the University of Strathclyde
Actors from Prestwich
Year of birth missing (living people)
20th-century English male actors
21st-century English male actors
Male actors from Lancashire
English male comedians
Comedians from Lancashire
Actors from the City of Salford