Martin Johnson (23 June 1949 – 13 March 2021) was an English sports journalist who worked as a cricket correspondent of ''

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'', sports feature writer at the ''

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'' and as a writer for ''

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''. Among the sports he covered in addition to cricket were rugby union, boxing, rowing, golf, show jumping and

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Life and career

After receiving his education at

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, Johnson joined the ''

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''. He subsequently moved to the ''

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'', before joining ''The Independent'' in 1986. According to his ''Independent'' obituarist: "Readers were astonished and amused – and some bemused – by a hilarious wise-cracking correspondent with a unique style." Covering the England cricket tour of Australia in 1986-7, following a string of poor performances in the run-up to the first

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, he famously wrote that there were only three things wrong with the English team: "They can’t bat, they can’t bowl and they can’t field." When England went on to comfortably win the Test series, he ended his piece summarising the tour with the pithy: "Right quote, wrong team." He worked for the ''Daily Telegraph'' between 1995 and 2008, and subsequently for ''The Sunday Times''. Though an astute observer of the sports that he covered, he was not renowned as a news-getter, and in consequence was ironically known as "Scoop" by his press colleagues. He was also accident-prone. When sent by the ''Telegraph'' to cover a heavyweight boxing bout between

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and

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, he arrived at the MGM Grand in

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to take his seat, only to be told that the fight was actually taking place in

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on the opposite side of the country. He wrote of

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, the English batsman, that he was "so laid back, he’s almost horizontal"; on

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’s delivery to dismiss

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in 1993: "How anyone can spin a ball the width of Gatting boggles the mind"; on the bowler

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running in "like a man who has got his braces caught on the sightcreen" (

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); on

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, the Australian bowler, "He swings it both ways through the air (and that’s just his stomach) … his coiffeur appears to have been entrusted to an inebriated sheep shearer somewhere in the outback." Gower said of him: "Martin was a writer of great skill, and he wrote primarily to entertain himself. He was also fiercely independent and wasn’t afraid to put the boot in." His ''Telegraph'' obituarist finished his piece with: "Few men in our business have brought so much joy to so many." He was a keen golfer. He died on 13 March 2021 at the age of 71 after a long illness.

Bibliography

*"World Cup Cricket '87", with

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, Kingswood Press, 1987, . *"The Ashes 1989", Simon & Schuster Ltd, 1989, . *"Gower: The Autobiography", with David Gower, CollinsWillow, 1992, . *"Can’t Bat, Can’t Bowl, Can’t Field", Willow, 1997, . *"Can I Carry Your Bags?: The Life of a Sports Hack Abroad", Constable, 2015, .

References

{{DEFAULTSORT:Johnson, Martin English sports journalists English male writers People educated at Monmouth School for Boys Cricket writers English male journalists English sportswriters The Independent people The Daily Telegraph people The Sunday Times people 1949 births 2021 deaths