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Kozma Petrovich Prutkov () is a fictional author invented by
Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy Count Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy (; – ), often referred to as A. K. Tolstoy, was a Russian poet, novelist, and playwright. He is considered to be the most important nineteenth-century Russian historical dramatist, primarily on account o ...
(1817-1875) and his cousins, the brothers Alexei Zhemchuzhnikov (1821–1908), (1830–1884) and (1826–1896), during the later part of the rule (1825–1855) of Emperor
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. The four distinguished satirical poets used this
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as a collective
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to publish parody
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s,
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s, and
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s, as well as satire, satiric, humorous and nonsense verses in the 1850s and 1860s, most notably in the literary magazine ''
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'' (The Contemporary). According to the (fictional) ''Biographical data on Kozma Prutkov'', Prutkov, allegedly born on April 11, 1803, died on January 13, 1863. He worked for the government of the
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his entire adult life, and in 1820 entered military service as a
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only for the uniform. He worked at the Assay Office (Пробирная Палата) from 1823 until his death, ending up as its director.


Quotations

These are some of the best-known and most cited quotations from Prutkov: * "Throwing pebbles into the water, look at the ripples they form on the surface. Otherwise this activity will be an empty amusement." * "If you have a fountain, shut it down. Let even a fountain have a rest." * "If you see a "buffalo" sign on an elephant's cage, do not trust your eyes." * "If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's bright anyway, whereas the moon shines at night." ** This aphorism is usually associated with Mullah Nasruddin. * "If you want to be happy, be so." ** Frequently misattributed to Count
Leo Tolstoy Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy Tolstoy pronounced his first name as , which corresponds to the romanization ''Lyov''. () (; ,Throughout Tolstoy's whole life, his name was written as using Reforms of Russian orthography#The post-revolution re ...
. * "If you want to be handsome, enroll in the
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." * "How pathetic is any constitution at sight of well-kept ammunition!" * "Even an oyster has enemies" ** Often quoted as "Even oysters have enemies" ** E.g. Barbara Heldt Monter: Kozma Prutkov - the Art of Parody. Mouton 1973, p. 58 or
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at the 2010
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ceremony for
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(without naming the author Kozma Prutkov)youtube.com
** (Original Russian: И устрица имеет врагов! - No. 86 in: Плоды раздумья - Мысли и афоризмы), ru.wikisource.) * "One cannot hatch the same egg twice." * "Many things are incomprehensible to us, not because our concepts are weak, but because these things are not in the circle of our concepts."


References


External links


Kozma Prutkov's ''Fruits of Reflection'' (1853-1854)

Neck by Kozma Prutkov

To friends after marriage
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