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Jonah Adam (Cardeli) Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and
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. He came to international attention in 1999 because of his claim that he has the largest
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in the world, which he claims is long when erect; Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.


Early life

Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon was born at
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in Brooklyn to Cecilia Cardeli, an accountant's clerk, and Joe Falcon, a sailor who died two years after Falcon's birth. Falcon has at times claimed that his biological father was porn star John Holmes, who was famous for the size of his penis. Falcon has claimed to have documentation proving this lineage, but family members have dismissed this claim and he has failed to produce any evidence. He recounts that when he was in fifth grade, his schoolmates saw his penis, which was eight inches long at that point, while he changed in a bathroom stall. Falcon states that he was able to perform
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at the age of 10, and that at that age an older neighbor told an eighteen-year-old woman about him, and arranged for his first
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with another person. At age twelve, Falcon enrolled at an
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school. He reports that by the seventh grade, his penis had grown to 9.5 inches erect, and by age 15, it was 10.5 inches. He later enrolled at the
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, and graduated in 1988.


Career

After graduating from high school, Falcon sought to become an actor and writer and enrolled in a state college to study theater. Despite his aspirations, Falcon did little more over the course of the next seven years except socialize at nightclubs, where he would go out on a date and occasionally find a sex partner. He is said to have had up to 1,500 dates by the time he was 25 and 3,000 by age 29, most of whom were females. He often travels to Los Angeles and Europe, where he stays with friends and "admirers", and has accepted money for sex, saying, "I took $500 from a lady on the Upper East Side to pose in my underwear for Polaroids. I've been offered $1,000 just to let someone suck it, and I'll say, 'Why not?' It's really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality." Just before turning 27, Falcon resolved to renew his pursuit of his acting aspirations, attending acting workshops and standing in line at auditions to obtain roles. Falcon hosts an hour-long cable television call-in show devoted to the
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called ''Talkin' Yankees Hosted by Jonah Falcon'', on MNN, a public-access cable television channel on Manhattan's
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. His show is relentlessly prank-called by
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and
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of ''The'' ''Howard Stern Show''. Falcon, a frequent guest on Stern's show, released a single with
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called "It's Too Big" and performed it with Barta on the show on June 19, 2013. When Falcon appeared on ''
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'' on March 2, 2010,
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attempted to convince Falcon to enter the
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. He refused, saying it would be "just the easy way out" and that he wished to pursue a more decent acting career. In April 2011, he appeared on the TLC documentary series ''
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''. Falcon appeared in the 2013 documentary ''
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''. He has appeared as an extra on TV shows such as ''
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'', ''
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'' and ''
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''. He also appeared in an uncredited role as a mental patient in the 2001 feature film '' A Beautiful Mind''. Falcon has been unemployed for long periods; he worked as Chief Editor for Stooge Gaming.


Anatomy

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999
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documentary '' Private Dicks: Men Exposed'' (filmed by Meema Spadola and Thom Powers), in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises. ''
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'' published an article in 2003 that reported Falcon's penis as measuring in length when flaccid and in length when erect. When becoming and being erect, a large amount of blood flows to his penis, and according to Falcon causes
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. In January 2006, Falcon appeared in a documentary by UK
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called ''The World's Biggest Penis''. Falcon appeared on ''
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'' on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his
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. On July 9, 2012, Falcon said he was stopped by
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officers in the
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(SFO), due to the large bulge in his pants. According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening, after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight. In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the
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(The Penis Museum) after his death.


Personal life

Falcon sometimes lives with his mother in New York City, in between jobs. In a 2003 interview, Falcon stated that his longest romantic relationship with a woman lasted for one year. When interviewed by ''
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'' magazine, he identified his
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as
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. Falcon is an only child and grew up in a four-story house in Brooklyn with a large extended family including cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents and great-grandparents. Falcon lived with his grandmother in
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for three years between the age of six and nine before moving back to New York City.


See also

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* * * {{DEFAULTSORT:Falcon, Jonah 1970 births American people of Italian descent American writers of Italian descent Bisexual male actors American bisexual writers Living people American LGBT actors LGBT people from New York (state) Male actors from New York City People from Brooklyn The Bronx High School of Science alumni