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Humorist (1918–1921) was a British
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racehorse. He was a leading two-year-old in 1920 and finished third in the 1921
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before winning the
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at
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. Less than three weeks after the Derby, Humorist died in his stable from a lung haemorrhage caused by a tubercular condition.


Background

Humorist was a "beautiful, rather delicate" chestnut colt with a broad white blaze and a “kind and intelligent” temperament. He was bred by his owner Jack Joel, who sent him to his private trainer Charles Morton at
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in
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. Humorist's
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, Polymelus, was a good racehorse who won the
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in 1906, but went on to much greater success as a stallion. Apart from Humorist, he sired the Derby winners
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and
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and through his son
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is the direct male-line ancestor of most modern thoroughbreds. Humorist's dam,
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was a highly successful racemare, winning the
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and the Oaks in 1913, and was a half sister of the
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winner
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. Throughout his time in training, Humorist puzzled his connections with his performances, both at home and on the racecourse. He would switch from traveling easily to struggling in a matter of strides. Charles Morton was to say that “all the time I felt there was something wrong with him... he would be perfectly well one day and listless the next." Only after the colt's death were the reasons for this tendency revealed.


Racing career


1920: two-year-old season

Humorist was among the best two-year-olds of his generation, winning three time and finishing second twice in five starts. He made his debut in the
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at Epsom in June, winning by a neck after looking set for an easy victory. He then suffered a bout of coughing and missed his intended target at
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. He returned in the Champagne Stakes at
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in which he was beaten a neck by Lemonora. Humorist then won impressively in the Buckenham Stakes and the Clearwell Stakes before being sent to Newmarket for the
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. He produced a creditable effort to finish second, beaten a neck by
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.


1921: three-year-old season

As a three-year-old Humorist was sent straight for the
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without a trial race and started favourite in a field of twenty-six. He led the race into the closing stages and looked the likely winner, but tired abruptly and finished third behind Craig an Eran and Lemonora. The colt's courage was called into question but Donoghue insisted that there was a physical explanation. Morton changed the horse's training regime, working him very lightly in the lead up to the Derby. Humorist started at 6/1 second favourite at Epsom, with Craig an Eran starting 5/1 favourite. Humorist tracked the leaders before being sent by Donoghue through a gap on the rails and into the lead two furlongs from the finish and held off the sustained challenge of Craig an Eran in a "battle royal" to win by a neck. Humorist appeared distressed and unsteady after the race and had to spend the night in the racecourse stables before he was well enough to return to Letcombe Bassett. Humorist was being prepared for a run at
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but after bleeding from his nostrils it was decided to rest the horse. In late June Humorist was painted by the artist
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. Hours later he was found dead in his stable, in "a pool of blood". An autopsy revealed that the colt had been suffering from chronic
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, which would have affected him for many months before his death. He had effectively been running on one lung. Donoghue paid tribute to the colt: Humorist was buried at Joel's Childwick Bury Stud, near
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.


Assessment

In their book ''A Century of Champions'', John Randall and Tony Morris rated Humorist as the best British colt of his generation and at #150 in their list of British-trained horses of the 20th Century .Randall, J and Morris, T. Portway Press, 1999, p. 132


Pedigree


References

{{Epsom Derby Winners 1918 racehorse births 1921 racehorse deaths Racehorses bred in the United Kingdom Racehorses trained in the United Kingdom Epsom Derby winners Joel family Thoroughbred family 1-s Horses who died from racing injuries