''History Bites'' is a television series on History Television that ran from 1998 to 2004. It was a prime-time program. Created by Rick Green, ''History Bites'' explored what would be on television if the medium had been around for the last 5,000 years of human history. Typically, a significant historical event was chosen and mock news, sports and entertainment programming was created around it. Each episode included several segments of Green offering historical background of the episode's chosen era and otherwise showed frequent shifts from one comedy sketch to another (as well as returning to certain sketches repeatedly) representing a channel-surfing viewer who never watched any one sketch for more than a few minutes at a time. Furthermore, the theme of the series is about debunking misplaced

nostalgia Nostalgia is a sentimentality for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. The word ''nostalgia'' is a neoclassical compound derived from Greek language, Greek, consisting of (''nóstos''), a Homeric word me ...

about historical periods by illustrating their often absurd injustices and brutal realities to modern sensibilities.

Synopsis

Contemporary movies, television shows and personalities (

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, Don Cherry,

Tom Brokaw Thomas John Brokaw (; born February 6, 1940) is an American author and retired network television journalist. He first served as the co-anchor of Today (American TV program), ''The Today Show'' from 1976 to 1981 with Jane Pauley, then as the anch ...

, Dennis Miller,

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and Andy Rooney, among others) were comically adapted to the chosen era. For example, the legendary revenge story of the " 47 Ronin" of early 18th-century Japan was told in the style of a made-for-TV movie modelled on the real-life film ''

The Godfather ''The Godfather'' is a 1972 American Epic film, epic crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola, who co-wrote the screenplay with Mario Puzo, based on Puzo's best-selling The Godfather (novel), 1969 novel. The film stars an ensemble cast inc ...

''. Television sitcoms such as ''

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'' and ''

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'' were also frequently parodied, with the characters commenting on time-appropriate events, be it

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or the benefits of joining the elite

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. Game and reality shows were parodied as well, including a depiction of the

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as participants in an 1846 version of ''

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'', and almost every episode featured segments that parodied ''

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'', ''

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'' and/or ''

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'', in which contestants answered trivia questions about the common beliefs of the featured era.

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s were frequent and deliberate, adding to the show's distinctive humour. For example, in one episode set in AD 100 and focusing on gladiatorial combat, the "Zamboni family" was responsible for tidying the

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between bouts, in reference to modern Zamboni machines that repair rink surfaces during intermissions at

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games. By far, the earliest setting for an episode has been 6000 BC, in which viewers were advised on pre-

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ritual as well as the new technologies of

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, the

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and

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-building. It also included a parody of a hospital show in which the treatment for every ailment was a

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. The most recent setting was 1881, in an episode largely about "The Shootout At Fly's Photographic Studio", a historically more accurate description of the event commonly known as the gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The show's production values improved over the five seasons, increasing and refining the use of sets, costumes and props. ''Never Lost'' was Green's message (stated explicitly in the first episode and alluded to in the closing of each episode) that fond nostalgia is misplaced and that the lives of our ancestors were rife with oppression, ignorance (including casually held

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and/or

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beliefs), disease and suffering. Ultimately, the title ''History Bites'' has a double meaning, referring to the " soundbites"-like nature of the short clips from each sketch, as well as the often brutal and unpleasant nature of the history being satirized.

Episodes

Parodies

Films, television programs and personalities parodied on ''History Bites'' include:

Recurring

Individual

*'' American Justice'', as ''Medieval Justice'' to tell the story of the

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*''

Annie Hall ''Annie Hall'' is a 1977 American satirical romantic comedy-drama film directed by Woody Allen from a screenplay written by Allen and Marshall Brickman, and produced by Allen's manager, Charles H. Joffe. The film stars Allen as Alvy Singer ...

'', adapted to be set during The French Revolution *'' A Beautiful Mind'', adapted to tell the story of Sir

Isaac Newton Sir Isaac Newton () was an English polymath active as a mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian, and author. Newton was a key figure in the Scientific Revolution and the Age of Enlightenment, Enlightenment that followed ...

*'' The Bachelor'', adapted to tell the colonization of Utah and the

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' then-practice of

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. *''

The Day the Earth Stood Still ''The Day the Earth Stood Still'' is a 1951 American science fiction film from 20th Century Fox, produced by Julian Blaustein and directed by Robert Wise. It stars Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh Marlowe, Sam Jaffe, Billy Gray, F ...

'', adapted to tell the story of

Christopher Columbus Christopher Columbus (; between 25 August and 31 October 1451 – 20 May 1506) was an Italians, Italian explorer and navigator from the Republic of Genoa who completed Voyages of Christopher Columbus, four Spanish-based voyages across the At ...

*''

'', adapted to tell the story of the 47 Ronin *''The

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'' *''

The Jerry Springer Show ''Jerry Springer'' is an American first-run syndicated talk show that was hosted by Jerry Springer. The show ran for twenty-seven seasons from September 30, 1991, to July 26, 2018, in which it broadcast 3,891 episodes. It was taped at the NB ...

'', adapted to tell the story of

Mary, Queen of Scots Mary, Queen of Scots (8 December 1542 – 8 February 1587), also known as Mary Stuart or Mary I of Scotland, was List of Scottish monarchs, Queen of Scotland from 14 December 1542 until her forced abdication in 1567. The only surviving legit ...

*''

Law & Order ''Law & Order'' is an American police procedural and legal drama television series created by Dick Wolf and produced by Wolf Entertainment and Universal Television, launching the ''Law & Order'' franchise. ''Law & Order'' aired its entire ...

'', adapted to depict an investigation and prosecution of the murder of

Thomas Becket Thomas Becket (), also known as Saint Thomas of Canterbury, Thomas of London and later Thomas à Becket (21 December 1119 or 1120 – 29 December 1170), served as Lord Chancellor from 1155 to 1162, and then as Archbishop of Canterbury fr ...

*'' The Osbournes'', adapted to tell the story of

Pope Alexander VI Pope Alexander VI (, , ; born Roderic Llançol i de Borja; epithet: ''Valentinus'' ("The Valencian"); – 18 August 1503) was head of the Catholic Church and ruler of the Papal States from 11 August 1492 until his death in 1503. Born into t ...

*''

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Sailor Moon is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Naoko Takeuchi. It was originally serialized in Kodansha's Shōjo manga, ''shōjo'' manga magazine ''Nakayoshi'' from 1991 to 1997; the 60 individual chapters (later reorganized into ...

'', adapted to tell the story of The Borgias as well as

Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (15 April 1452 - 2 May 1519) was an Italian polymath of the High Renaissance who was active as a painter, draughtsman, engineer, scientist, theorist, sculptor, and architect. While his fame initially rested o ...

's inventions. *''

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'', adapted to tell the story of

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*'' Thelma and Louise'', adapted to tell the story of

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Animation

The fifth season of History Bites and most of the specials feature cartoon segments in a wide variety of styles animated by Bryce Hallett of Frog Feet Productions. These include parodies of '' Batman: the Animated Series'' (aka Captain Puritan), ''

''/

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cartoons, ''

'' and 1950s educational films as well as original material and styles in the specials. The cartoons are short but ambitious considering the modest budget of the show.

Specials

*''History Bites'' "The End Of The World" was a one-hour special on how people reacted to the first new millennium on December 31, 1999. After the end of the 5th season, ''History Bites'' continued with a series of one-hour specials. These episodes did not feature the channel-surfing theme that earlier episodes did. *''History Bites'' "Mother Britain", airing on

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, July 1, 2005, covering the history of the relationship between Canada and Britain from the first explorers to the

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of the

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. It featured actors portraying all 21 Canadian

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up to that point. *''History Bites'' "

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", about the history of U.S./Canada relations. *''History Bites'' "The Separatists", a special that aired June 24, 2007 on the history of separatists movements in Canada from the Upper and Lower Canada Rebellions to the Clarity Act. *''History Bites'' "

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", aired on Feb. 10, 2008, examined the history of Canadians moving to the United States for fame and money. *''History Bites'' "Sex & Power", aired in 2008, about the intertwining of sex and politics throughout history.

Actors

Regulars on the show (along with the characters they played/parodied) include: * Ron Pardo:

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, Dennis Miller, Don Cherry,

Ted Koppel Edward James Martin Koppel (born February 8, 1940) is an American broadcast Journalism, journalist, best known as the News presenter, anchor for ''Nightline'', from the program's inception in 1980 until 2005. Before ''Nightline'', he spent 20 y ...

Ivan the Terrible Ivan IV Vasilyevich (; – ), commonly known as Ivan the Terrible,; ; monastic name: Jonah. was Grand Prince of Moscow, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia from 1533 to 1547, and the first Tsar of all Russia, Tsar and Grand Prince of all R ...

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, '' Dating Game'' contestant,

Jerry Seinfeld Jerome Allen Seinfeld ( ; born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. As a stand-up comedian, Seinfeld specializes in observational comedy. Seinfeld gained stardom playing a semi-fictionalized version ...

Jerry Springer Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-American broadcaster, journalist, actor, lawyer, and politician. He was best known for hosting the controversial tabloid talk show '' Jerry Springer'' from 1991 to 2 ...

, interviewed merchant,

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, Archie Bunker, Paul 'Pegleg' Begala,

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Gene Siskel Eugene Kal Siskel (January 26, 1946 – February 20, 1999) was an American film critic and journalist for the ''Chicago Tribune'' who co-hosted a movie review television series alongside colleague Roger Ebert. Siskel started writing for the '' ...

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Sir Isaac Newton Sir Isaac Newton () was an English polymath active as a mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian, and author. Newton was a key figure in the Scientific Revolution and the Enlightenment that followed. His book (''Mathe ...

. * Rick Green: Ron MacLean, Hugh Downs, Timmy the ''Jeopardy!'' contestant, Dating Game contestant, interviewed monk. * Bob Bainborough: period newscaster,

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host,

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, Andy Rooney, Tamerlane,

Galileo Galilei Galileo di Vincenzo Bonaiuti de' Galilei (15 February 1564 – 8 January 1642), commonly referred to as Galileo Galilei ( , , ) or mononymously as Galileo, was an Italian astronomer, physicist and engineer, sometimes described as a poly ...

Nostradamus Michel de Nostredame (December 1503 – July 1566), usually Latinisation of names, Latinised as Nostradamus, was a French Astrology, astrologer, apothecary, physician, and reputed Oracle, seer, who is best known for his book ''Les Prophéti ...

John Calvin John Calvin (; ; ; 10 July 150927 May 1564) was a French Christian theology, theologian, pastor and Protestant Reformers, reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation. He was a principal figure in the development of the system of C ...

Oliver Cromwell Oliver Cromwell (25 April 15993 September 1658) was an English statesman, politician and soldier, widely regarded as one of the most important figures in British history. He came to prominence during the Wars of the Three Kingdoms, initially ...

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doctor, Shakespearean actor,

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, Alexander the Great's general. * Janet van de Graaf: Martha Stewart, Bev Downer,

Barbara Walters Barbara Jill Walters (September 25, 1929December 30, 2022) was an American broadcast journalist and television personality. Known for her interviewing ability and popularity with viewers, she appeared as a host of numerous television programs, ...

, Greta Van Susteren,

Anne Robinson Anne Josephine Robinson (born 26 September 1944) is a British journalist and television presenter, best known as the host of BBC game show ''The Weakest Link'' from 2000 to 2012, and again in 2017 for a one-off celebrity special for ''Children ...

, Empress Theodora, period on-location newscaster, interviewed noblewoman. * Teresa Pavlinek: period newscaster,

Cleopatra Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (; The name Cleopatra is pronounced , or sometimes in both British and American English, see and respectively. Her name was pronounced in the Greek dialect of Egypt (see Koine Greek phonology). She was ...

, Neolithic nurse, interviewed Valley girl peasant, interviewed

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woman,

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. * Peter Oldring: Children's show host,

Cheng Ho Zheng He (also romanized Cheng Ho; 1371–1433/1435) was a Chinese eunuch, admiral and diplomat from the early Ming dynasty, who is often regarded as the greatest admiral in Chinese history. Born into a Muslim family as Ma He, he later adopte ...

Alexander the Great Alexander III of Macedon (; 20/21 July 356 BC – 10/11 June 323 BC), most commonly known as Alexander the Great, was a king of the Ancient Greece, ancient Greek kingdom of Macedonia (ancient kingdom), Macedon. He succeeded his father Philip ...

, Bill Maher,

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(

), ''Dating Game'' contestant, dating infomercial host, interviewed rebellious teenager. * Sarah Lafleur: video show host,

Elaine Benes Elaine Marie Benes () is a fictional character on the American television sitcom ''Seinfeld'', played by former SNL cast member Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Elaine's best friend in the sitcom is her ex-boyfriend Jerry Seinfeld, and she is also good fri ...

(

), dating game contestant,

. * Sam Kalilieh: Throk (Neolithic farmer), Sostratos of Sycion ( Olympic

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champion), Thutmoses III,

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, Tom Green, Pistachio the

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, interviewed common man. As well, members of the show's writing staff were frequently used as extras or in bit roles, and as the series progressed, the writers (especially Danny DiTata) began to be featured in larger roles: * Danny DiTata (writer):

Steve Irwin Stephen Robert Irwin (22 February 19624 September 2006), known as "the Crocodile Hunter", was an Australian zookeeper, Conservation movement, conservationist, television personality, wildlife educator, and environmentalist. Irwin grew up ar ...

Wyatt Earp Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp (March 19, 1848 – January 13, 1929) was an American lawman in the American West, including Dodge City, Kansas, Dodge City, Wichita, Kansas, Wichita, and Tombstone, Arizona, Tombstone. Earp was involved in the gunfight ...

Jesus Jesus (AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, and many Names and titles of Jesus in the New Testament, other names and titles, was a 1st-century Jewish preacher and religious leader. He is the Jesus in Chris ...

, Richard Simmons,

(Seinfeld),

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. * Jeremy Winkels (writer):

Paul Shaffer Paul Allen Wood Shaffer (born November 28, 1949) is a Canadian musician, actor, and comedian who served as David Letterman's musical director, bandleader, and sidekick on ''Late Night with David Letterman'' (1982–1993) and ''Late Show with D ...

, common man. * Eric Lunsky (writer):

Charles the Simple Charles III (17 September 879 – 7 October 929), called the Simple or the Straightforward (from the Latin ''Carolus Simplex''), was the king of West Francia from 898 until 922 and the king of Lotharingia from 911 until 919–923. He was a memb ...

, Native American,

Egypt Egypt ( , ), officially the Arab Republic of Egypt, is a country spanning the Northeast Africa, northeast corner of Africa and Western Asia, southwest corner of Asia via the Sinai Peninsula. It is bordered by the Mediterranean Sea to northe ...

ian architect, interviewed merchant, interviewed peasant. * Amy McKenzie (writer):

Judge Judy ''Judge Judy'' is an American arbitration-based reality court show presided over by former Manhattan Family Court Judge Judith Sheindlin. The show featured Sheindlin as she adjudicated real-life small-claims disputes within a simulated court ...

, Shakespearean actor (not actress), interviewed peasant. * Duncan McKenzie (writer):

Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was the 16th president of the United States, serving from 1861 until Assassination of Abraham Lincoln, his assassination in 1865. He led the United States through the American Civil War ...

, William Farel, Leonard the ''Jeopardy!'' contestant. Notable guest stars include: * Patrick McKenna * Wayne Robson * Jessica Holmes * Bob Martin * Mag Ruffman

References

External links

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