"Hey Matthew" is a song by the British

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musician Karel Fialka, released as a

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in August 1987 by

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. It was later included on his second

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, ''Human Animal'' (1988). The song has minimal

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with only

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s and a

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being used. The song consists of Fialka questioning his stepson about what he sees on

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, to which Matthew responds ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', ''

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'', '' Road Runner'', ''

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'' and ''

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''; and what he wants to be as a

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when he grows up: "

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, a police man, a

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of a

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(... big boat),

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, a

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, high jump champion, a

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, a

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, I want to be your friend". The

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follows the plot of the song, with the

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making it appear that the viewer is looking in on the family through the television. The song was Fialka's biggest

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hit, peaking at number 9 on the UK singles chart and spending eight weeks in the listings. It also reached No. 15 in Germany and No. 29 on the US

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chart. In 1997, both Karel and Matthew appeared on the comedy panel game show ''

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'' in the Identity Parade line-up. Both were identified successfully.

Charts

References

External links

* 1987 songs 1987 singles Songs about children Songs about fathers Songs about television I.R.S. Records singles British synth-pop songs {{1980s-single-stub