''Harmful If Swallowed'' is the first CD/DVD set from

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. It was released on July 22, 2003. The attached DVD contains Dane's appearances on ''

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'' (both the edited-for-television and unedited hour-long versions), ''

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'' 5, and ''Premium Blend''. As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 1,404,000 copies, according to

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Original version

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came out, there was a different version of this album that was independently produced by Cook himself that contained a track lampooning

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, the Crocodile Hunter. This track was removed for the "official" CD / DVD release. To fill the gap of the missing track, the bonus track was added in this cut of the album. The original release contained almost entirely different artwork and

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Track listing

#Intro – 0:46 #Parking Structure – 1:28 #Umm, Helllllo? – 3:50 #Car Accident – 2:43 #Tire in the Face – 2:07 #Would You Rather... – 6:03 #Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard – 2:07 #The BK Lounge – 3:29 #Pregnant Lady – 1:48 #Five Sisters – 0:58 #Slip 'n' Bleed – 0:59 – referencing

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#Speak 'n' Spell – 1:03 #Operation – Monopoly – 2:16 #Don't Tickle Me – 0:48 #Bathroom – 2:24 #Pranks – 1:48 #Fuk and the Finga – 1:44 #Just Wanna Dance – 4:18 #Head – 2:34 #Nightmare – 3:05 #Hopped Up on the Q – 1:12 #Not So Kool-Aid – 1:28 #Pick a Number Please! – 1:44 #Bonus Track – 7:36

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{{Authority control Dane Cook albums 2003 live albums 2003 video albums 2000s live video albums Comedy Central Records live albums Stand-up comedy albums Live spoken word albums Comedy Central Records video albums