''Futtocks End'' is a British comedy film released in 1970, directed by Bob Kellett and written by

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. Almost entirely without dialogue, the film includes a musical score, sound effects and incoherent mutterings. The story revolves around a weekend gathering at the decaying country home of the eccentric and lewd Sir Giles Futtock (

) and the series of saucy mishaps between the staff and his guests.

Production and reception

It was filmed at

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, the former home of

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, now a hotel. In 1979 the film was infamously shown, with no prior announcement or explanation, by the

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in the middle of that year's ''

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'' broadcast. The programme had in fact been affected by industrial action by sound engineers. Writing in ''

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as part of the 2007

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celebrations. In 2021 a remastered edition of the film, together with Kellett's 2006 commentary and an 11-minute home movie edition, was released on the

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anthology ''Futtocks End and Other Short Stories''. The "other short stories" referred to in the title are three other short films produced by Kellett: ''

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'', '' A Home of Your Own'' (which also co-starred Barker, and is cited in Kellettt's commentary as an inspiration for ''Futtocks End''), and ''Vive le Sport''. All of these films are remastered in 2k from their original film elements. The complete script appears in ''All I Ever Wrote'' by Ronnie Barker, as well as ''Fork Handles: The Bery Vest of Ronnie Barker'' (

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, 2013). The script contains some differences from the finished film. As Kellett explains in his commentary, dialogue during the establishing scenes was dropped in favour of an entirely wordless approach. A garden fête scene later in the script was omitted for budgetary reasons.

Cast

- Sir Giles Futtock *

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- Hawk, the butler *

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- Old Jack, the artist *

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- Lord Twist, the twit *

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- Lesley, the niece *

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- Fern Brassett, the aunt * Hilary Pritchard - Carol Singer, the photographic model * Peggy Ann Clifford - Cook *

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- The boots * Jennifer Cox - Effie, the parlour maid * Suzanne Togni - Tweenie *

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- Tweenie * Kim Kee Lim -

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gentleman *

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- The postman

Casting

Sir Giles Futtock is another variation on

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Lord Rustless character.

References

External links

* 1970 films 1970 comedy films British comedy films Films directed by Bob Kellett 1970s British films {{1970s-UK-comedy-film-stub