''Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!'' is a 1974 British comedy film directed by

Bob Kellett Robert Ryerson Kellett (25 December 1927 – 27 November 2012) was a British film director, film producer, screenwriter, television director and television writer one of British cinema’s and television's most prominent comedy directors in ...

and starring Brian Rix,

Leslie Phillips Leslie Samuel Phillips (20 April 1924 – 7 November 2022) was an English actor. He achieved prominence in the 1950s, playing smooth, upper-class comic roles utilising his "Ding dong" and "Hello" catchphrases. He appeared in the '' Carry On'' ...

Joan Sims Irene Joan Marion Sims (9 May 1930 – 27 June 2001) was an English actress and comedienne, best remembered for her roles in the ''Carry On'' franchise, appearing in 24 of the films (the most for any actress). On television, she is known for ...

and

Joanna Lumley Dame Joanna Lamond Lumley (born 1 May 1946) is an Indian-born British actress, presenter, author, television producer, activist and former model. She has won two BAFTA TV Awards for her role as Patsy Stone in the BBC sitcom ''Absolutely Fabulo ...

. It was based on the

Whitehall farce The Whitehall farces were a series of five long-running comic stage plays at the Whitehall Theatre in London, presented by the actor-manager Brian Rix, in the 1950s and 1960s. They were in the low comedy tradition of British farce, following the ...

of the same title written by Michael Pertwee, who also wrote the screenplay. A government minister and his best friend take action in parliament against permissive behaviour in the United Kingdom.

Plot summary

Sir William Mainwaring-Brown, a British Government Minister, puts forward a parliamentary Bill to battle "filth" (permissive behaviour) in the UK. However, that does not stop him having an affair with Wendy, the wife of a high-up reporter, as well as planning a one-night-stand with his secretary Miss Parkyn. Opponents of the Bill, mainly some

hippies A hippie, also spelled hippy, especially in British English, is someone associated with the counterculture of the 1960s, counterculture of the mid-1960s to early 1970s, originally a youth movement that began in the United States and spread to dif ...

, led by Johnny, decide to kidnap the Minister's best friend and co-sponsor of the Bill, Barry Ovis, just as he is on the way to the church to marry his fiancée, Jean. The intention is to discredit Barry Ovis by making it appear that he was involved in an orgy, thus removing any credibility that the Law and Order Bill might have had. Following a tip-off by Edith, one of the conspirators, the police raid the hippies' flat. Barry escapes before the police discover him and dashes back to Sir William's flat, followed by Edith. Meanwhile, the Minister is also trying to use the flat to carry on his seduction of Miss Parkyn, only for Wendy to also appear by surprise. The Minister, Barry and Jean try to keep the truth from Inspector Ruff, who is searching for the missing Ovis, Wilfred Potts (an elderly anti-sleaze MP, who is staying temporarily in the adjoining flat) and Birdie (the Minister's wife). Not only that, but they have to try to deal with the hippies who do their utmost to discredit Mainwaring-Brown and Ovis. Naturally this causes no end of trouble.

Cast

* Brian Rix as Barry Ovis *

as Sir William Mainwaring-Brown *

as Lady "Birdie" Mainwaring-Brown *

as Giselle Parkyn * Derek Royle as Wilfred Potts * Myra Frances as Jean *

Katy Manning Catherine Ann Manning (born 14 October 1946) is a British actress. Although she has made many appearances on both screen and stage, Manning is best known for her part as the companion Jo Grant in the BBC science fiction television series ''Doct ...

as Damina *

Peter Bland Peter Bland (born 12 May 1934 in Scarborough, North Yorkshire) is a British-New Zealand poet and actor. Life He emigrated to New Zealand at the age of 20 and graduated from the Victoria University of Wellington. He worked as a radio producer f ...

as Inspector Ruff * Anita Graham as Wendy * Barrie Gosney as police sergeant *

Derek Griffiths Derek Griffiths (born 15 July 1946) is a British actor, singer and voice artist who appeared in numerous British children's television series in the 1970s to present and has more recently played parts in television drama. Career Griffiths was ...

as Johnny * Corbet Woodall as TV newsreader *

David Battley David John Battley (5 November 1935 – 20 January 2003) was a British actor of stage and screen, mainly appearing in comedy roles. Early life Battley was born at Battersea, London, the elder son of John Battley, a post-Second World War Labou ...

as country yokel * Gabrielle Daye as elderly lady *

Diane Langton Diane Shirley Maria Langton (31 May 1944 – 15 January 2025) was a British actress, singer and dancer whose career on stage and screen spanned six decades. After beginning her career in theatre, she went on to appear in television shows, portr ...

as Angie *

Aubrey Woods Aubrey Harold Woods (9 April 1928 – 7 May 2013) was an English actor. He is best remembered for playing Bill in ''Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory'', where he sang " The Candy Man". Biography and career Woods was born on 9 April 19 ...

as TV chairman

Production

According to Brian Rix, Edward Dryhurst approached him in 1972 wanting to make a film version, claiming there was finance from Rank. Pertwee wrote a script based on his play. It turned out Dryhurst did not have finance so Rix and Pertwee approached producer Andrew Mitchell who along with director Bob Kellett raised the money from the Rank Organisation. The low budget meant the film had to be made on location, including Kellett's office. Rix wrote " It was chaos, but by cool management on the part of Andrew Mitchell and even cooler direction by Bob Kellett, a very passable film was made." The Rank Organisation financed four films by the end of the 1974 financial year,''Carry on Dick'', ''Carry on Girls'', ''The Belstone Fox'' and ''Don't Just Lie There, Say Something'', and partly financed ''Soft Beds and Hard Battles'' and ''Caravan to Vaccares''.

Reception

According to Rix the film was very successful in South Africa.

Critical reception

The Monthly Film Bulletin The ''Monthly Film Bulletin'' was a periodical of the British Film Institute published monthly from February 1934 until April 1991, when it merged with '' Sight & Sound''. It reviewed all films on release in the United Kingdom, including those wi ...

'' wrote: "As a film, ''Don't Just Lie There'' is so unexceptionally mediocre as to be beneath constructive comment: a straight, dead celluloid rendering of the stage play, seventy-five percent of which has been shot in a single, three-room set. Brian Rix and Leslie Phillips project their decades-old personae, and the script manages with like somegenius to strike not a single underivative note as it treads through all the standard, degrading gags about falling trousers and rampant desire. The latter, of course, is never consummated – Phillips, middle-aged roué, apparently a great success with the ladies, runs in blind terror to his deodorants when his conquest begins to undress. It is only too ironic that writer Michael Pertwee should have chosen – in a vain and wholly misdirected attempt at topical allusion – to make his farce-hypocrites into politicians running a campaign against pornography. The pornographer, in Lawrence's phrase, does dirt on sex; the writer of dirty comedies, in his own way, does much the same thing." ''

Halliwell's Film Guide Robert James Leslie Halliwell (23 February 1929 – 21 January 1989) was a British film critic, encyclopaedist and television rights buyer for ITV, the British commercial network, and Channel 4. He is best known for his reference guides, '' Fi ...

'' wrote: "stupefying from-the-stalls rendering of a successful stage farce; in this form it simply doesn't work". ''

Radio Times ''Radio Times'' is a British weekly listings magazine devoted to television and radio programme schedules, with other features such as interviews, film reviews and lifestyle items. Founded in September 1923 by John Reith, then general manage ...

'' stated that the film "reduces the precise timing of the double entendres, the bedroom entrances and exits and the dropped-trouser misunderstandings to the level of clumsy contrivance, which not even the slickest of players can redeem".

Television spin-off

The film was spun off into a

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, ''Men of Affairs,'' for ITV. The Leslie Phillips role went to

Warren Mitchell Warren Mitchell (born Warren Misell; 14 January 1926 – 14 November 2015) was an English actor best known for playing bigoted cockney Alf Garnett in television, film and stage productions from the 1960s to the 1990s. He was a BAFTA TV A ...

References

External links

* {{Bob Kellett 1974 films 1974 comedy films 1970s political comedy films Films directed by Bob Kellett British political comedy films Films scored by Peter Greenwell Films about adultery in the United Kingdom Hippie films Films adapted into television shows 1970s British films