Cynthia Diane Payne (née Paine;
24 December 193215 November 2015) was an English brothel keeper and party hostess who made headlines in the 1970s and 1980s, when she was convicted of running a
brothel
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at 32 Ambleside Avenue, in
Streatham
Streatham ( ) is a district in south London, England. Centred south of Charing Cross, it lies mostly within the London Borough of Lambeth, with some parts extending into the neighbouring London Borough of Wandsworth.
Streatham was in Surrey ...
, a southwestern suburb of
London.
Life
Known as "Madame Cyn",
Payne first came to national attention in 1978 when police raided her home while a sex party was in progress. Men paid with
luncheon voucher
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s to dress up in lingerie and be spanked by young women.
[Hugh Davie]
"Payne's sex party souvenirs for sale"
''The Daily Telegraph'', 14 December 2004 Police found 53 men at her residence, in varying levels of undress, including "a
peer of the realm, an
MP, a number of solicitors and company directors and several vicars". A cartoon in the press at the time, according to
Sarah Baxter
Sarah April Louise Baxter (born 25 November 1959) is a British journalist. From 2013 to 2020, she was the deputy editor of ''The Sunday Times''.
Early life
Baxter was born on 25 November 1959 in London, England."Baxter, Sarah April Louise", ''W ...
in ''
The Sunday Times'', "showed a vicar in bed with a prostitute, confronted by a policeman. 'I demand to see my solicitor,' said the vicar, 'who is in the next bedroom.'"
When the case came to trial in 1980, Payne was sentenced to 18 months in prison, reduced to a fine and six months on appeal.
["1987: Mrs Payne is no brothel Madam"](_blank)
BBC On This Day, 11 February She served four months in
Holloway prison.
In 1986 the police raided Payne's home again, this time during a "special party" she was hosting after shooting of the film of her life had been completed. Although she was acquitted on this occasion,
the resulting court case in 1987 made headlines for several weeks with lurid tales, some details of which she aired on ''
The Dame Edna Experience
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This show was also aired in re-runs with Dutch subtitles in the Netherlan ...
'' in 1987, with co-guests Sir
John Mills and
Rudolf Nureyev, on which she also launched her book, ''Entertaining at Home''. The court case ended Payne's career as a party giver.
On the programme, Payne expressed an interest in becoming a
Member of Parliament in order to change Britain's sex laws, which she followed through by standing for Parliament as a candidate for the Payne and Pleasure Party in the
Kensington by-election in July 1988, followed by her standing in her own area of
Streatham
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Streatham was in Surrey ...
for the
Rainbow Dream Ticket
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in the
1992 UK General Election
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. She did not gain a parliamentary seat.
There are two comedy films that are loosely based on her life, both released in 1987: ''
Wish You Were Here'', about her adolescence, with
Emily Lloyd in the lead role, and ''
Personal Services'', about her adult life, starring
Julie Walters as Cynthia. Both were written by
David Leland, who directed ''Wish You Were Here''.
Payne made appearances as an
after-dinner speaker and launched a range of "adult" services and products in 2006.
Payne died at
King's College Hospital on 15 November 2015, aged 82. Her family celebrated her life a month later with a colourful
humanist funeral, in accordance with her wishes.
Selected works
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See also
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Heidi Fleiss
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Isabel Luberza Oppenheimer
References
External links
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1932 births
2015 deaths
English brothel owners and madams
English humanists
People acquitted of crimes
People from Bognor Regis
People from Streatham
20th-century British businesspeople