Cynthia Heimel

Cynthia Heimel (née Glick; July 13, 1947 – February 25, 2018) was an American feminist humorist writer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She was a columnist and foremost the author of satirical books known for their unusual titles, aimed at a female readership, as well as a playwright and television writer.

Life and career

Heimel was born in Philadelphia. She wrote for the alternative magazine '' Distant Drummer'' for two years in Philadelphia in the late 1960s. She briefly worked as a secretary and an actress. She joined '' The SoHo Weekly News'' as an advertising assistant, then began publishing articles with a piece on an anarchist conference in New York City. She became Features Editor, Centerfold Editor and a star features writer, worked briefly at Penthouse Magazine, returned to SWN, then left in 1980 to work at ''New York'' magazine and then ''New York Daily News''.
She left the ''New York Daily News'' and was then hired by ''The Village Voice'' to write alternating columns, "Dear Problem Lady" and "Tongue in Chic." Her first book,
Sex Tips for Girls
', was largely a collection of her Voice columns. Published in 1983, it was a semi-satirical take on ''Cosmopolitan'' (and other "women's" magazines) and their "how to please your man" approach to feminism. Though she gives actual sex tips, Heimel's main focus was sexual self-confidence for women and the idea that women actually enjoy sex, as well as the rigors of dating. In 2008, ''New York Magazine'' noted that "Much of the gospel about dating and sex is still achingly current". By 2002, it had never been out of print. Heimel later regretted the perception of her after writing the book, "as if I was an expert on sex".

By the mid-1980s, she had not only the column in ''The Village Voice'', but a column in ''Vogue'' magazine and a column in ''Playboy'' magazine, the first ever by a woman about women. She continued to produce books based on her columns into the mid 1990s, while becoming a writer for television with '' Kate and Allie'', then moving to Hollywood, where she worked on '' Dear John''. In 1986, she wrote a play, ''A Girl's Guide to Chaos'' that was also published as a book.

''The New York Times'' said of her that "Like Dorothy Parker, Ms. Heimel is an urban romantic with a scathing X-ray vision that penetrates her most deeply cherished fantasies." Douglas Adams said she was "like P.G. Wodehouse if he wrote about sex".

''Kirkus'' summed them up in a review of ''If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?'': "in addition to the saucy insights on the so-called war between the sexes, the wry disbelief of the potential for living anywhere except Manhattan, and the cynical acceptance of the inevitability of aging that marked her previous compilations (Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-Bye!, 1993, etc.), Heimel now feels confident enough to offer her kinder, gentler side as well."

Heimel stated in ''Advanced Sex Tips for Girls'', her final book, that she was not accepted by the feminist movement; that being too sexy to be an academic feminist and too angry for "women's" magazines, she sometimes had difficulty finding outlets that would publish her work; and that for this reason, she accepted an offer to work for ''Playboy'' and was the writer of its "Women" column for decades from 1983. Her column was ended around 2000 when the editors of Playboy expressed concern that Heimel's feminist attitudes would put off male readers.

On writing ''Advanced Sex Tips'' nearly 20 years later, Heimel said that "The first one is kind of a how-to manual and the second one is kind of a why manual." ''Kirkus Reviews'' said of ''Advanced Sex Tips'' that "the beleaguered humorist’s sex life is not all that much better: she seems to prefer her pack of dogs". ''Publishers Weekly'' contrasted the two books: "Twenty years ago, Heimel's Sex Tips for Girls was a hot item for women with bad attitude; her down-and-dirty, irreverent take on male-female relations was a welcome relief, after eons of machismo and years of second-wave feminist struggle. Her sequel, however, is a mixed bag".

Personal life

Heimel was raised in Overbrook Park, Philadelphia; her mother was a secretary and her father was a pharmacist. She left home at 17 and lived in Center City. She worked as an artist's model before she found work at Philadelphia's '' Distant Drummer'' weekly newspaper. She met and married radio announcer and painter Steve Heimel, and they had a son, Brodie, in 1970. She separated from her husband after 18 months when he found work in Houston and she moved to England. After they separated, she lived with Brodie in communes and worked as a secretary and with "lefty social organizations" in London for three years and then moved to New York City. She later lived in Oakland CA, Coudersport PA and Los Angeles, and married and divorced Abe Opincar. She was a dog owner.

Cheryl Lavin wrote of her in a 1995 interview that "Loyal readers assume the "I" in Heimel's columns is Heimel ... They're partly right, partly wrong."

Death

Heimel died at age 70 on February 25, 2018 in Los Angeles.

Works

Books

* ''Sex Tips For Girls''
* ''But Enough About You: Avoiding Fabulousness''
* ''If You Can't Live without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!''
* ''Get Your Tongue out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-Bye!''
* ''If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?''
* ''When the Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me!''
* ''Advanced Sex Tips for Girls: This Time It's Personal''

Plays

* ''A Girl's Guide to Chaos'' (1986), directed by Wynn Handman, staged in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles.

Television series

* '' Dear John'', writer
* ''Kate & Allie'', writer

References

External links

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Inkwell: Cynthia Heimel
- conference Q&A from February 2002, featuring a brief autobiography.

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1947 births
2018 deaths
American feminist writers
American humorous columnists
American satirists
American sex columnists
American satirical columnists
American advice columnists
American women columnists
American women satirists
American women dramatists and playwrights
Playboy people
Rock Bottom Remainders members
Writers from Oakland, California
Writers from Philadelphia
20th-century American dramatists and playwrights
20th-century American women writers
21st-century American women
SoHo Weekly News people