In the
Australian Football League (AFL), the "Colliwobbles" refers to the period between Collingwood's
1958 and
1990
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premierships, where the
Magpies reached nine AFL/VFL Grand Finals for eight losses and a draw in 1977.
This era was dubbed as the Colliwobbles partly because Collingwood sometimes lost by small margins; in this way, "Colliwobbles" is a specific term for
choking
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when it is done by Collingwood.
The term was coined by
Lou Richards
Lewis Thomas Charles "Lou" Richards, (15 March 1923 – 8 May 2017) was an Australian rules footballer who played 250 games for the Collingwood Football Club in the Victorian Football League (VFL) between 1941 and 1955. He captained the team ...
, and it is a play on the words "Collingwood" and "
collywobbles" (a state of intestinal disorder, usually accompanied by a rumbling stomach).
The main period of the Colliwobbles ended in the 1990 AFL Grand Final, when Collingwood defeated to win their first premiership since 1958. Lou Richards ceremoniously announced the end of the Colliwobbles, and the club marked the occasion with the burial of a memoir of the hitherto trying times in front of a large crowd at
Victoria Park.
After losing the 2018 grand final after leading most of the day, there was talk in the media that the Colliwobbles had returned.
Despite the supposed death of the Colliwobbles, 1958 remains Collingwood's last September premiership as of the end of the
2022 AFL season
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; the 1990 and
2010
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premierships were won in October due to drawn finals (both involving Collingwood)—which, incidentally, are no longer possible, as extra time is invoked in case of a tied game for the grand final—and Collingwood have won only two (and drawn two) of the sixteen Grand Finals they have appeared in since their 1958 premiership, while losing eight.
Grand Final appearances during the main "Colliwobbles" period
Grand Final appearances since the main "Colliwobbles" period
Trivia and statistics since 1958
*Five Collingwood Grand Finals have been lost by single-figure margins, and four by less than a goal, including a four-point loss in
1964
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to and a one-point loss in
1966
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to , which remains the Saints' only premiership as of 2021, and a five-point loss in
2018
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to .
*Collingwood suffered its worst Grand Final loss in history in
1980
Events January
* January 4 – U.S. President Jimmy Carter proclaims a United States grain embargo against the Soviet Union, grain embargo against the USSR with the support of the European Commission.
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, losing to by 81 points, which, at the time, was also the worst in VFL history, and also lost by 50 points to Brisbane in
2003
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.
*The highest Collingwood grand final attendance was 121,696 in
1970
Events
January
* January 1 – Unix time epoch reached at 00:00:00 UTC.
* January 5 – The 7.1 Tonghai earthquake shakes Tonghai County, Yunnan province, China, with a maximum Mercalli intensity of X (''Extreme''). Between 10,000 and 1 ...
against (which also remains a league record for any VFL/AFL game). The lowest Collingwood grand final attendance since 1958 was 79,451 in 2003 against Brisbane due to renovation works at the MCG.
*Collingwood's highest grand final score was 19.10 (124) in the
1977 replay against . Its lowest was 2.2 (14) against in
1960
It is also known as the " Year of Africa" because of major events—particularly the independence of seventeen African nations—that focused global attention on the continent and intensified feelings of Pan-Africanism.
Events
January
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.
*The lowest score conceded by Collingwood was 5.11 (41) in
1990
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against Essendon. The highest score conceded was 23.21 (159) in
1980
Events January
* January 4 – U.S. President Jimmy Carter proclaims a United States grain embargo against the Soviet Union, grain embargo against the USSR with the support of the European Commission.
* January 6 – Global Positioning Syst ...
against Richmond.
See also
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Sports-related curses
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*
Kennett curse
*
Essendon Football Club supplements saga
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