Christopher Paul Anthony Distefano (born August 26, 1984) is an American comedian. Primarily a stand-up comedian, Distefano began his career in entertainment on
MTV
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and
MTV2
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The channel launched initially as an all-music video service, once the original MTV had started to shift its programmin ...
's shows ''
Guy Code'' and ''
Girl Code''. Distefano's first hour-long standup special, ''Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist'', was released in 2019 by
Comedy Central
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. His second special, ''Speshy Weshy'', premiered on Netflix in May 2022. Distefano co-hosts ''Hey Babe!'' podcast with
Impractical Jokers
''Impractical Jokers'' is an American hidden camera reality show with improvisational elements. Produced by NorthSouth Productions, ''Impractical Jokers'' premiered on truTV on December 15, 2011 starring the members of The Tenderloins: James "M ...
's
Sal Vulcano and hosts his own podcast, ''Chrissy Chaos''.
Early life
Distefano, who is of mostly German descent (and also has some Italian and Irish ancestry),
grew up in the
Ridgewood neighborhood of
Queens
Queens is a borough of New York City, coextensive with Queens County, in the U.S. state of New York. Located on Long Island, it is the largest New York City borough by area. It is bordered by the borough of Brooklyn at the western tip of Long ...
and attended
Archbishop Molloy High School
Archbishop Molloy High School (also called Molloy, Archbishop Molloy, or AMHS) is a co-educational, college preparatory, Catholic school for grades 9-12, located on on 83-53 Manton Street, Briarwood, Queens, New York. It is part of the Roman Cat ...
. He then attended
St. Joseph's College where he played basketball and studied psychology; he graduated in 2006. Distefano was recruited to play for St. Joseph's College Brooklyn's
D-III basketball team in 2002. Distefano was the team's lead scorer, and was inducted into the college's Hall of Fame in 2018
Distefano earned a doctorate in physical therapy from
New York Institute of Technology
The New York Institute of Technology (NYIT or New York Tech) is a private research university founded in 1955. It has two main campuses in New York—one in Old Westbury, on Long Island, and one in Manhattan. Additionally, it has a cyberse ...
in 2010. He went on to practice pediatric physical therapy until 2013 when he began pursuing his career in comedy full-time.
Career
Distefano began performing standup in August of 2009.
He hosted the 2010 ''Fencing Masters'' on the SNY network & Elite 8 of the 2011 and 2012 March Madness Comedy Competition at the comedy club
Carolines on Broadway
Carolines on Broadway is a venue for stand-up comedy situated at 750 Seventh Avenue, on Broadway between 49th and 50th Streets, in the Midtown Manhattan neighborhood of New York City.
History
Caroline Hirsch opened Carolines as a cabaret ...
. He was selected to headline ''Carolines Breakout Artist Series'' and was selected as a finalist in the 2011 NY Comedy Festival. Besides Carolines, he also performed standup at venues including New York Comedy Club,
Comedy Cellar
The Comedy Cellar is a comedy club in Manhattan where many top New York comedians perform. It is widely considered to be the best comedy club in the United States. It was founded in 1982 by then stand-up comedian, and current television writer/ ...
,
Gotham Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, and the Laugh Lounge.
In 2012, Distefano joined the cast MTV's ''
Guy Code'', which was in its second season. The following year he also joined the cast of ''
Girl Code''.
He would also go on to appear in episodes of other MTV shows like ''
Guy Court'', ''Guy Code'' vs. ''Girl Code'', ''Off the Bat'', and ''
The Challenge''.
Distefano was a frequent guest on the ''
Opie with Jim Norton'' show during this time. Chris went on to appear on
Late Night with David Letterman
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in June of 2013. In 2014, Distefano's first half-hour special was released as part of Comedy Central's ''
The Half Hour
''Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents'', formerly known as ''The Half Hour'', is an American stand-up comedy television series that airs on Comedy Central in the United States. The program features various stand-up comedians in each episode. It repl ...
''.
Following an appearance on
Late Night with Seth Meyers
''Late Night with Seth Meyers'' is an American late-night news and political satire talk show hosted by Seth Meyers on NBC. The show premiered on February 24, 2014, and is produced by Broadway Video and Universal Television. Airing weeknight ...
, Distefano began his first national U.S. tour in September of 2015 with ''Monster Energy Outbreak Presents''. He co-starred in the 2015
IFC series ''
Benders
The Benders were an Australian jazz band from 1980 to 1985. The group's members included Chris Abrahams on keyboards, Dale Barlow on saxophone, Louis Burdett on drums, Andrew Gander on drums, Jason Morphett on saxophone, and Lloyd Swanton on ...
'' with
Andrew Schulz. He was one of two American announcers on Season 2 of Netflix's ''
Ultimate Beastmaster
''Ultimate Beastmaster'' is an American sports entertainment reality show competition that premiered on Netflix on February 24, 2017. The show differentiates itself from other obstacle course competition shows by showcasing not only international ...
'', which was released on the streaming service on December 15, 2017. During this period, Distefano took part in seven television
pilots
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which did not get picked up, including a
CBS-produced show based on his own life called ''Distefano''.
Distefano also co-starred in the web series ''Bay Ridge Boys'' alongside fellow comic
Yannis Pappas
Yannis Pappas is an American comedian from Park Slope, Brooklyn, New York.
Early life
Pappas was born in Brooklyn, New York to Chris Pappas, an Army officer, and Anna Pappas née Mamalakis, a Greek lawyer originally from Rethymno, Crete. H ...
, with whom he also co-hosted the weekly history podcast ''History Hyenas'', which was launched in February 2018.
Distefano regularly performs and tours globally. In January of 2019, his first hour standup special ''Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist'' premiered on Comedy Central, which included a personal welcome on stage by
Chazz Palminteri
Calogero Lorenzo "Chazz" Palminteri (born May 15, 1952)
Chazzpalminteri.net. Retrieved on November 19, 2013. is an American ...
. The special was part of an overall deal he made with Comedy Central in December 2018, which included the series ''Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano'', and at least two series in development. This also includes his weekly podcast ''Stand-Up with Chris Distefano'', launched in April 2019.
In February of 2022, Distefano sold out his first performance at New York City's
Beacon Theatre. He would later go on to sell out his first two shows at the
Gramercy Theatre
The Gramercy Theatre is a music venue in New York City. It is located in the Gramercy neighborhood of Manhattan, on 127 East 23rd Street. Built in 1937 as the Gramercy Park Theatre, it is owned and operated by Live Nation as one of their two co ...
that March, during which he recorded his second special, ''Speshy Weshy''.

Distefano, an avid sports fan, has hosted episodes of shows including MLB's ''Off The Bat'' and MSG's ''The Brackets''. He was invited by the
New York Mets
The New York Mets are an American professional baseball team based in the New York City borough of Queens. The Mets compete in Major League Baseball (MLB) as a member of the National League (NL) East division. They are one of two major leagu ...
to throw the first game pitch in 2021 and set off the
Vegas Golden Knights
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' pre-game siren alongside friend and fellow comedian
Andrew Santino in March of 2022. Distefano was also featured on ''The Pat McAfee Show'' podcast, hosted by the athlete and sports commentator
Pat McAfee in early April.
Personal life
Distefano dated comedian
Carly Aquilino
Carly Aquilino (born November 18, 1990) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, television host and television personality. Aquilino was a regular cast member of the ''Girl Code'' comedy series on MTV and was a host of ''Girl Code Live''.
...
from 2010 to 2014. Distefano has two children.
Filmography
Discography
Comedy specials
* ''Size 38 Waist'' (2019)
* ''Speshy Weshy'' (2022)
Podcasts
* ''History Hyenas'' with
Yannis Pappas
Yannis Pappas is an American comedian from Park Slope, Brooklyn, New York.
Early life
Pappas was born in Brooklyn, New York to Chris Pappas, an Army officer, and Anna Pappas née Mamalakis, a Greek lawyer originally from Rethymno, Crete. H ...
(2018–2021)
* ''Stand-Up with Chris Distefano'' (2019)
* ''Hey Babe''! with
Sal Vulcano (2020–present)
* ''Chrissy Chaos'' (2021–present)
References
External links
*
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American male comedians
American stand-up comedians
Television personalities from New York City
American people of German descent
American people of Italian descent
American people of Irish descent
Living people
People from Brooklyn
New York Institute of Technology alumni
Comedians from New York (state)
21st-century American comedians
Archbishop Molloy High School alumni
1984 births