''Can't Touch This'' is a BBC television
game show
A game show (or gameshow) is a genre of broadcast viewing entertainment where contestants compete in a game for rewards. The shows are typically directed by a game show host, host, who explains the rules of the program as well as commentating a ...
that aired on
BBC One
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from 26 March to 8 October 2016, hosted by
Zoe Ball
Zoe Louise Ball (born 23 November 1970) is a British broadcaster and presenter. She was the first female host of the Radio 1 and Radio 2 breakfast shows for the BBC, and in 2024 was confirmed as the second-highest paid BBC presenter after G ...
and
Ashley Banjo
Ashley Modurotolu Banjo (born 4 October 1988) is an English dancer, choreographer, and television personality. He is the leader of the street dance troupe Diversity who won the third series of the television talent show ''Britain's ...
. Filmed in
Belfast
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and produced by
Stellify Media, the show rated poorly and was not recommissioned.
Production
The show was announced in March 2015,
while Zoe Ball, Ashley Banjo, and
Sue Perkins
Susan Elizabeth Perkins (born 22 September 1969) is an English actress, broadcaster, comedian, presenter and writer. Originally coming to prominence through her comedy partnership with Mel Giedroyc in ''Mel and Sue'', she progressed into radio a ...
were announced as host, host, and narrator in September 2015.
It was filmed without an audience
at T13 in the
Titanic Quarter
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in
Belfast
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,
Northern Ireland
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.
The show was developed by Stellify Media, an independent Northern Irish production firm founded by Kieran Doherty and Matthew Worthy in spring 2014 and bankrolled by
Sony Pictures Television
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,
who also filmed a pilot for
Fox
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Twelve species ...
. Intended for broadcast in 2016,
the show was brought forward to replace ''
The Getaway Car''.
Format
The show was filmed in a dark warehouse, with sixteen contestants playing. After being shot out of a catapult into a pit of foam, they traverse an obstacle course with eleven touchpoints; each touchpoint wins the player a prize, such as a television, cooking set, a coffee machine, a drone, and overseas trips including New York and Barcelona,
while missing one incurs a fine of 30 seconds. The fastest six progress to round two, where they are spun in circles before traversing tangled netting and locating chairs; all bar that round's slowest contestant descend a water slide and cross wide rings, before that round's fastest four traverse a water tank using ropes with varying weight limits. The remaining three contestants gather three items from a spinning circuit, then ascend a small plastic mound with detachable handles. The winner then runs up and down an obstacle course trying to touch boxes depicting the prizes they won in round one, before jumping off a cliff with the intention of touching a car, winning it if they do so; BBC rules meant that the car was not branded on air.
Reception and aftermath
Immediately prior to broadcast,
Mark Lawson
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used a piece in ''
The Guardian
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'' to cite ''Can't Touch This''s top prize of an "unspecified marque" as an example of why the prizes on British game shows were "rubbish". Upon broadcast, Mark Gibbings-Jones of ''
The Guardian
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'' unfavourably compared the show to ''
Ninja Warrior UK
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'', and wrote that "the contestants aren't the only ones falling flat on their faces", while Ian Hyland of ''
The Daily Mirror
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'' wrote that both
''The Night Manager'' and ''Can't Touch This'' were examples of "how cuts have left BBC lurching between sublime and ridiculous". The show also received mixed reception on
Twitter
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.
In March 2017, the BBC confirmed that it would not make any more of the show; Louise McCreesh of
Digital Spy
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blamed "unimpressive ratings and even less impressive reviews", and opined that "contestants falling on to foam mats" deprived the show of "well-needed jeopardy". In January 2018,
Toby Olubi, who had been a contestant on the show, told
PA Media
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that he had been "shot out of a cannon" on the programme, and described himself as a "human cannonball".
Broadcast
References
External links
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* {{UKGameshow, Can%27t_Touch_This, Can't Touch This
2016 British television series debuts
2016 British television series endings
2010s British game shows
BBC high definition shows
BBC television game shows
British English-language television shows
Television series by Sony Pictures Television