"Buy Jupiter!" is a humorous

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by American writer

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. It was first published in the May 1958 issue of ''

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,'' and reprinted in the 1975 collection ''

Buy Jupiter and Other Stories ''Buy Jupiter and Other Stories'' is a 1975 collection of short stories by American writer Isaac Asimov. Each story is introduced by a short account of how it came to be written and what was happening in Asimov's life at the time, and follows on ...

.'' The original title of the story was "It Pays," though it was never published under this name.

Plot summary

Government officials of the Terrestrial Federation negotiate to sell the planet

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to an energy-based alien race. The beings refuse to reveal their plans for its use and whether or not they are at war with other similar beings. Eventually, the aliens reveal that they wish to suspend letters in Jupiter's atmosphere as an advertising slogan (i.e. Jupiter is to be used as an

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), to be seen by passing spacecraft. The main Earth negotiator reveals to his colleagues that he has outsmarted the aliens, who clearly are not experienced hagglers, having neglected the other

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s. So when rival beings come to do business, Saturn, with its fancy rings, can be sold for an even higher price.

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* {{Buy Jupiter 1958 short stories Short stories by Isaac Asimov Short stories set on Jupiter Science fiction short stories Works originally published in Venture Science Fiction