Bruno Banani (luger)
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Bruno Banani (born Fuahea Semi; 4 December 1987) is a
Tonga Tonga, officially the Kingdom of Tonga, is an island country in Polynesia, part of Oceania. The country has 171 islands, of which 45 are inhabited. Its total surface area is about , scattered over in the southern Pacific Ocean. accordin ...
n
luge A luge () is a small one- or two-person sled on which one sleds Supine position, supine (face-up) and feet-first. A luger begins seated, propelling themselves initially from handles on either side of the start ramp, then steers by using the Ca ...
r who adopted his current name as part of a marketing ploy.


Biography

A 21-year-old computer science student, he was selected by his country to attempt to qualify for the luge events at the
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, as the first ever Tongan to participate in the
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. Along with Taniela Tufunga, a young recruit in the
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who was his training partner and potential replacement, he travelled to
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for training."Two Tongans selected to train for winter olympics luge event"
, ''Samoa Observer''
, Radio Australia, 1 February 2010 He ultimately failed to qualify for the Games."He will give it another shot in the 2010–2011 season: No happy-end for Tonga's Bruno Banani"
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, 3 February 2010
He did, however, qualify to take part in the
FIL World Luge Championships 2011 The FIL World Luge Championships 2011 took place 28–30 January 2011 in Cesana, Italy at the Cesana Pariol bobsleigh, luge, and skeleton track. A total of 19 countries competed. Medalists Men's singles Germany's Felix Loch is the defending Olym ...
(which took place in January), where he finished 36th (last but one), eliminated after the first run with a time of 56.698. In the meantime, he had been sponsored by a marketing firm, Makai, which presented him to the public under the name "Bruno Banani" – the name of a German underwear firm. He entered into an "endorsement deal" with the latter, "promoting tsnew line dubbed Coconut Power", which the company said "was inspired by him, attributing his sporting prowess to the quality of the coconuts he consumes". To enhance his appeal, he was presented as the son of a coconut farmer, although his father in reality was a
cassava ''Manihot esculenta'', common name, commonly called cassava, manioc, or yuca (among numerous regional names), is a woody shrub of the spurge family, Euphorbiaceae, native to South America, from Brazil, Paraguay and parts of the Andes. Although ...
farmer. Makai reportedly obtained a passport for Semi under this new name, and he was universally referred to in the media, as well as by the
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and the
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, as "Banani". German media were reportedly "fascinated" by this Tongan luger bearing such a coincidental name;
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reportedly "suggested that the touching, exotic story of the luger from the South Sea bore similarities to that of the
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" at the
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. Before this transformation, some media had referred to Semi by his true name, including the ''Samoa Observer'' and
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, based on an article in
Matangi Tonga ''Matangi Tonga'' is an online newspaper providing Tonga Tonga, officially the Kingdom of Tonga, is an island country in Polynesia, part of Oceania. The country has 171 islands, of which 45 are inhabited. Its total surface area is abou ...
. In December 2011, the ''
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'' referred to him as Banani, adding that when he had first arrived in Germany he had been "going by his given name Fuahea Semi":"Tonga's chosen one takes aim at Sochi luging"
, ''Vancouver Sun'', 2 December 2011
That same month, in December 2011, Semi (under the name Banani) won a bronze medal at the American-Pacific Championships in
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. He also qualified for the
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, by finishing eighteenth in the qualifiers."Not So Cool Running: Will Underwear Scam Kill Tongan's Olympic Dreams?"
''Der Spiegel'', 3 February 2012
The World Championships took place in February; Semi (under the name Banani) finished 34th out of 37, with a time of 56.326 in his single run. Simultaneously, he was continuing to train with the German luge team, including three time Olympic gold medallist
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and Olympic silver medallist
David Möller David Möller (also spelled Moeller, born 13 January 1982) is a German former luger who competed from 2001 to 2014. He won six medals at the FIL World Luge Championships with four golds (Men's singles: 2004, 2007; Mixed team: 2004, 2007), one si ...
, with an aim to qualify for the
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. The ''Vancouver Sun'' article on his name change had apparently gone unnoticed, but the following month, in January 2012, the German magazine ''
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'' uncovered anew and reported on the name change which had taken place as a marketing ploy. This time, the revelation was echoed in other media articles (some of which contained errors themselves, such as ''
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'' referring to Semi's home country as the "island of Tonga"). Mid-February, shortly before the beginning of the World Luge Championships, Semi continued to be sponsored by his "namesake" company, which had devoted a webpage to him.
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Vice President
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responded by saying the name change was "in bad taste", a "perverse marketing idea". He confirmed, however, that if Semi qualified for the 2014 Olympics and if his passport did indeed bear the name "Bruno Banani", the IOC would be unable to prevent him from competing under that name. Subsequently, Semi had his name legally changed to "Bruno Banani". In December 2013, Semi qualified for the luge event at the
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, becoming the first ever Tongan scheduled to compete in Winter Olympic Games. He competed in the men's singles, under the name Banani, and finished thirty-second out of thirty-nine, with a combined time of 3:33.676, six seconds behind gold medal winner
Felix Loch Felix Loch (; born 24 July 1989) is a German luger and Olympic champion. He has been competing since 1995 and on the German national team since 2006. He has won fourteen medals at the FIL World Luge Championships, including twelve golds (Men's s ...
. His fastest run was in 53.162 seconds."Men's singles, run 4"
, Sotchi 2014 official website
In 2017, Banani was again attempting to qualify for the
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, but he was unsuccessful.


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