Brian Carlo Haley (born February 12, 1963) is an American actor and comedian. His stand-up act is characterized by playing his all-American looks against manic outbursts and absurd situations. As an actor, he may be best known for his roles as Veeko the incompetent kidnapper in the movie ''
Baby's Day Out
''Baby's Day Out'' is a 1994 American adventure comedy film directed by Patrick Read Johnson and written by John Hughes, who also served as producer. Starring Joe Mantegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Joe Pantoliano, and Brian Haley, the film center ...
'', the over-the-top football father Mike Hammersmith (aka Spike's dad) in ''
Little Giants'', Mitch Kowalski in the movie ''
Gran Torino'', and Budd Bronski in Season 7 of
''Wings''.
Early life
Haley was born in
Seattle
Seattle ( ) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Washington and in the Pacific Northwest region of North America. With a population of 780,995 in 2024, it is the 18th-most populous city in the United States. The city is the cou ...
,
Washington to a large
Catholic
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family, the fifth of six children. His father was an
airline
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executive and his mother was a homemaker and part-time maid. His father is of Irish and Italian descent, which is where he gets his Italian middle name Carlo. At the age of three his family moved to
Saint-Jovite, Quebec and he was put in a boarding home where he learned to speak fluent French. He disliked the experience so much that upon his return to Seattle 18 months later, he refused to speak the language except to translate for his younger sister, who only spoke French. He began acting as a child in the Seattle area doing community and school theater. As a teenager, he stumbled upon the film set of ''
Scorchy'' (1976) in downtown Seattle. After seeing some of the movie being filmed, jumping into a few shots as an extra and meeting the star,
Connie Stevens, he decided to pursue a career in show business.
At 15 he moved to rural
Ellensburg, Washington
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. After high school, he took on several jobs, including
lumberjack
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,
hay buck, and ranch hand. He eventually enlisted in the
U.S. Army to join the
Green Berets
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. He was in the service from 1980 to 1985 where he won letters of commendation and the
Army Achievement Medal, but left early to pursue a career in show business. While in the Army (1983), he was in the play ''
Guys and Dolls
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'' starring
Joe Namath
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at the
Ft. Bragg Playhouse.
Career
After his tour in the Army, he began doing stand-up comedy in his native Seattle and quickly rose to headliner status. In 1988, he moved to Los Angeles where he had immediate success, winning a "Hollywood's Hottest New Comic" competition, appearing on several stand-up comedy TV shows such as ''An Evening At
The Improv
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History
Originally, it was a 50-seat single venue (whic ...
'' and was picked up by
ABC Television for a one-year holding deal. In July 1988, Haley was a contestant on the
Alex Trebek
George Alexander Trebek (; July 22, 1940 – November 8, 2020) was a Canadian and American game show host and television personality. He was best known for hosting the syndicated general knowledge quiz game show ''Jeopardy!'' for 37 seasons ...
hosted
game show
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"
Classic Concentration". His appearance spanned multiple episodes as he won $11,285 worth of prizes. However, it was his proverbial big break on ''
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
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'' in 1990 that launched his career in earnest. His first appearance led to a flood of television and film roles and an HBO comedy special.
In 1994, he starred in the movie ''
Baby's Day Out
''Baby's Day Out'' is a 1994 American adventure comedy film directed by Patrick Read Johnson and written by John Hughes, who also served as producer. Starring Joe Mantegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Joe Pantoliano, and Brian Haley, the film center ...
''. The movie was very popular in overseas markets, especially India, where it played at the largest theater in Calcutta for over a year and was even remade with an Indian cast under the title ''
Sisindri''. In 1994, he had a stand out role in the comedy film ''
Little Giants'' as over the top dad Mike Hammersmith, aka "Spike's Dad".
In 1995, he replaced
Thomas Haden Church on
NBC
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's TV series ''
Wings'' playing the part of mechanic Budd Bronski. That same year he was in a
Clio Award
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winning
Super Bowl
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beer playing hard luck football quarterback Elmer Bruker, a man that was on every winning Super Bowl team but never played. In 1997, he portrayed "The Hooded Avenger" on the ''
Weird Al Show''. From 1998 to 1999 he played bartender Tom Vanderhulst on the short lived CBS series ''
Maggie Winters''. He has made numerous guest appearances on TV shows such as ''
30 Rock
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'', ''
The Drew Carey Show
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'', and ''
ER'', including reoccurring roles on ''
The Hughleys'', ''
Third Watch
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'' and ''
Law & Order: Criminal Intent''.
In 1998, Haley played firefighter Roger Parks in the episode "Fire Station 32" in ''
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction''.
He has been cast frequently in dramatic roles, playing a detective in the
Coen Brothers
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film ''
The Man Who Wasn't There'' and
Martin Scorsese
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's ''
The Departed
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'' and Police Captain Hill in
Tony Scott's ''
The Taking of Pelham 123''. In 2003, he was cast in the
television pilot
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for the
CBS one-hour drama
The Brotherhood of Poland, New Hampshire as one of three brothers along with
Randy Quaid and
John Carroll Lynch, but was replaced later by
Chris Penn
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due to story restructuring and his lack of similarity to the other two brothers. In 2008, he played
Clint Eastwood
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's discontented son Mitch in the award-winning movie ''
Gran Torino''.
In February 2007, he appeared on
Broadway as tennis commentator Ryan Becker in the
Terrence McNally
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play ''
Deuce'', directed by
Michael Blakemore.
He currently lives in
New York City
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and has a production company, Haleywood Productions.
He is currently doing the commentary, along with Tim Kitzrow for ''
NFL Blitz
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''.
Personal life
Haley owns the
Frank Sinatra
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booth and several other items from
Chasen's restaurant. He is active with the relief organization
World Vision.
NBC News
NBC News article Brian Haley Lends Hand To Poverty Relief July, 20th 2011
Selected filmography
*'' The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial'' (1988, TV Movie) – Party Guest
*'' Always'' (1989) – Alex
*'' Into the Sun'' (1992) – Lieutenant DeCarlo
*'' Clean Slate'' (1994) – Patient
*''Baby's Day Out
''Baby's Day Out'' is a 1994 American adventure comedy film directed by Patrick Read Johnson and written by John Hughes, who also served as producer. Starring Joe Mantegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Joe Pantoliano, and Brian Haley, the film center ...
'' (1994) – Victor "Veeko" Riley
*'' Little Giants'' (1994) – Mike Hammersmith
*'' Mars Attacks!'' (1996) – Mitch, Secret Service Agent
*'' That Darn Cat'' (1997) – Marvin
*'' Wings'' (1995–1996, TV Series) – Budd Bronski
*''McHale's Navy
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'' (1997) – Christy
*'' The Weird Al Show'' (1997, TV Series) – The Hooded Avenger
*'' The Thirteenth Year'' (1999, TV Movie) – Coach
*'' The Man Who Wasn't There'' (2001) – Officer Krebs
*''Pearl Harbor
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'' (2001) – Training Captain
*''The Departed
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'' (2006) – Detective #2 Tailing Queenan
*'' Gran Torino'' (2008) – Mitch Kowalski
*Law & Order: criminal intent (2008) Season 7, Episode 12 - Contract - Ted Regan
*'' The Taking of Pelham 123'' (2009) – Police Captain Hill (MTA)
*'' The Adjustment Bureau'' (2011) – Officer Maes
*'' Draft Day'' (2014) – NFL Commissioner (uncredited)
*'' The Amazing Spider-Man 2'' (2014) – Phil Watson (scenes deleted)
*''Courting Des Moines'' (2016) – Sec. Todd Voss
* ''Law & Order
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''Law & Order'' aired its entire ...
'' (2022) – Senator Alan Chandler
References
External links
*
Official website
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1963 births
Male actors from Seattle
American male comedians
American male film actors
American male television actors
American people of Irish descent
American people of Italian descent
Living people
20th-century American comedians
21st-century American comedians
People from Ellensburg, Washington
American expatriate male actors in Canada
Comedians from Seattle