Bald–hairy

Bald–hairy () is a common joke in Russian political discourse, referring to the empirical rule of the state leaders' succession defined as a change of a bald or balding leader to a hairy one and vice versa. This consistent pattern can be traced back to as early as 1825, when Nicholas I succeeded his late brother Alexander as the emperor of Russia. Nicholas I's son Alexander II formed the first "bald–hairy" pair of the sequence with his father.

In Soviet times (for rulers after Lenin), the rule applies to most (but not all) of the general (first) secretaries of the Communist Party. In relation to the chairmen of the All-Russian Central Executive Committee, the rule is not followed. Additionally, the chairmen of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union do not follow the rule, having more "hairy" leaders than "bald".

The current "bald–hairy" pair of Russian rulers are the balding Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev, who has a full head of hair. Putin was the president from 2000 until 2008; Medvedev held the post until 2012, whereupon Putin became president again.

Pattern

The bald–hairy joke is that there is, apparently, a strict rule applying to Russia's politics for the latest two centuries. A bald (or obviously balding) state leader is succeeded by a non-bald ("hairy") one, and vice versa. While this pattern is most likely a coincidence, it has held true since 1825, starting from Nicholas I (with the possible exception of Georgy Malenkov, who was Premier of the Soviet Union from 1953 to 1955, but not First Secretary and at no point an uncontested leader).

Some time after the death of hairy Stalin, the actual leader of the USSR was the head of government, Georgy Malenkov, who was also hairy and did not fit into the pattern. However, in the first months after the death of Stalin and before arrest, the greatest power was held by Minister of Internal Affairs Lavrentiy Beria, who was bald.

Usage

The pattern is believed to have become well known during the period of Leonid Brezhnev's leadership. In the middle of the 1990s some humorously predicted that bald Gennady Zyuganov would "inevitably" win the 1996 presidential election and thus replace non-bald Boris Yeltsin. In modern Russia the pattern is a frequent subject for jokes and cartoons. It is often used in political journalism:

Other patterns in Russian rulers' successions

Man–woman

From 1682 to 1801 there was a strict "man–woman" sequence on the Russian throne: Peter I the Great, Catherine I, Peter II, Anna, Ivan VI, Elizabeth, Peter III, Catherine II the Great, Paul. Emperor Paul changed the rules of succession to the throne so that only men could rule the country, and the "man–woman" interchange ended.

Killed–died

A different sequence is related to the character of death of Russian heads of state and can be traced from 1730 to 1825 and separately from 1825 to 1924: Anna died, Ivan VI was killed, Elizabeth died, Peter III was killed, Catherine the Great died, Paul was killed, Alexander I died. After an interruption of the sequence, when Nicholas I suppressed the revolt of Decembrists who threatened to kill him and his family, the sequence resumed when Nicholas I's son Alexander II was killed, Alexander III died, and Nicholas II was killed (however, Nicholas's designated successor Michael II was never confirmed as Emperor, and soon after the Russian Revolution of 1917, was executed by revolutionaries). While the pattern was briefly maintained after the monarchy's downfall by Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin's death from natural causes, his successor, Josef Stalin, broke the pattern through his own death from a stroke. No subsequent Russian heads of state have been killed since Nicholas II's murder.

Bald and hairy prime ministers

A similar pattern has been observed among the prime ministers since 1999: "Hairy" Sergei Stepashin, "bald" Vladimir Putin, "hairy" Mikhail Kasyanov, "bald" Mikhail Fradkov, "hairy" Viktor Zubkov, "bald" Vladimir Putin, "hairy" Dmitry Medvedev, "bald" Mikhail Mishustin. This pattern is valid only if acting prime ministers are excluded.

SStepashin.jpg, Sergei Stepashin
Vladimir Putin official portrait (cropped 3).jpg, Vladimir Putin
Mikhail Kasyanov (2007) (cropped).jpg, Mikhail Kasyanov
Mikhail Fradkov (Brasília, 04 April 2006).jpeg, Mikhail Fradkov
Viktor Zubkov official portrait (cropped).jpg, Viktor Zubkov
Putin on Russia Calling forum 2009 02.jpg, Vladimir Putin
Dmitry Medvedev govru official photo 7.jpg, Dmitry Medvedev
Mikhail Mishustin (2024-01-11) cropped.jpg, Mikhail Mishustin

See also

* Fat pope, thin pope
* Curse of Tippecanoe
* List of leaders of Russia
* Redskins Rule
* Volodymyr Ivanovych Savchenko, to whom this theory is sometimes attributed
* British prime ministers with facial hair

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Nicholas I of Russia
Alexander II of Russia
Adages
Russian humour
Political history of Russia
Human hair