''Tough Guys Don't Dance'' is a 1987

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mystery

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film written and directed by

Norman Mailer Nachem Malech Mailer (January 31, 1923 – November 10, 2007), known by his pen name Norman Kingsley Mailer, was an American novelist, journalist, essayist, playwright, activist, filmmaker and actor. In a career spanning over six decades, Maile ...

based on his novel of the same name. It is a

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piece. It was screened out of competition at the

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. The film received negative reviews from critics and was a

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. It was also nominated for four 1988

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Plot

Tim Madden (

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) is a former bartender who was imprisoned for dealing

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, now a struggling writer prone to blackouts. On the 24th morning after the decampment of his wife Patty Lareine (

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), he awakens from a two-week bender to discover a tattoo reading "Madeleine" on his arm and a bloodbath in his car. He soon finds a woman's severed head in his marijuana stash in the woods, and the new

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police chief Luther Regency ( Wings Hauser) shacked up with his former girlfriend Madeleine (

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). Flashing back, Madden remembers the time when he encouraged Madeleine to go

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with a

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ish couple from down South, the fundamentalist preacher Big Stoop and his Daisy Mae-ish wife, Patty Lareine, whose ad Tim had come across in ''Screw'' magazine. On the trip back, Tim and Madeleine's car crashes due to Madeline being incensed that Tim has so enjoyed Patty Lareine's charms. The pregnant Madeleine loses her baby in the crash. Except for his father ( Lawrence Tierney), who is dying of cancer, Tim suspects everyone, including Patty Lareine, multi-millionaire prep-school pal Wardley Meeks III—and even himself—of murder. Patty Lareine had left Big Stoop, married Wardley, left him in a messy divorce that netted her a rich cash settlement, and in turn married Tim, whom she fancied. Patty Lareine disappears, and Tim goes on his fatal bender that has left his memory in shards after receiving a letter from Madeline informing him that her husband (Regency) is having an affair with his wife (Patty). Tim remembers his assignation in the local tavern's parking lot with the blond porn star Jessica Pond, while her effete husband Lonnie Pangborn watched from the sidelines, distraught. It was Jessica's head in the Hefty bag with his grass, but soon another head turns up in his marijuana stash, that of Patty Lareine. Tim's father helps him get rid of the heads into the bay. Regency ultimately goes crazy and is shot by Madeleine. She then uses Regency's cocaine money to buy Tim and herself a multimillion-dollar home.

Title

The title comes from an anecdote told to Mailer by

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Roger Donahue:

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, the

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honcho, and his girlfriend greet three champion boxers in the

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. Costello demands that each, in turn, dance with the woman, and each nervously complies. The last, Willie Pep, suggests that Mr. Costello dance. Costello replies, "Tough guys don't dance."

Cast

as Tim Madden *

as Madeleine Regency * Lawrence Tierney as Dougy Madden * Wings Hauser as Luther Regency *

as Patty Lareine *

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as Big Stoop *

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as Wardley Meeks III *

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as Jessica Pond * R. Patrick Sullivan as Lonnie Pangborn

Production

The script had revisions done by scribe/

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Reception

Box office

The film was a box office bomb, making only , less than a fifth of its $5 million (equivalent to $ million in ) budget.

Critical reception

''Tough Guys Don't Dance'' received negative reviews. It holds a 39% rating at

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based on 23 reviews. Hal Hinson of ''

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'' said that the film was "hard to classify; at times you laugh raucously at what's up on the screen; at others you stare dumbly, in stunned amazement".

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, in a star review in the ''Chicago Sun-Times'' praised the cinematography, the

setting, and said that the relationship between Tim and Dougy was the best aspect of the film, but also had to say that "what is strange is that ''Tough Guys Don't Dance'' leaves me with such vivid memories of its times and places, its feelings and weathers, and yet leaves me so completely indifferent to its plot. Watching the film, I laughed a good deal." However, the film had at least two supporters. Jonathan Rosenbaum of the ''Chicago Reader'', said "Norman Mailer's best film, adapted from his worst novel, shows a surprising amount of cinematic savvy and style." Also, "He translates his high rhetoric and macho preoccupations (existential tests of bravado, good orgasms, murderous women, metaphysical cops) into an odd, campy, raunchy comedy-thriller that remains consistently watchable and unpredictable—as goofy in a way as ''Beyond the Valley of the Dolls''. Where

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featured women with oversize breasts, Mailer features male characters with oversize egos, and thanks to the juicy writing, hallucinatory lines such as 'Your knife is in my dog' and 'I just deep-sixed two heads' bounce off his cartoonish actors like comic-strip bubbles; even his sexism is somewhat objectified in the process." Vincent Canby of ''

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'' said that the film was "not the high point of the Mailer career, but it's a small, entertaining part of it". In the years since the film's release on video, the film has become a

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in bad film circles. The scene in which Tim discovers his wife is having an affair has become famous due to its melodramatic line delivery and repetition of the phrase "Oh God, oh man!" Channel 4 Film said "The overkill is strangely compelling and Mailer's disregard for taste and convention ensure his film is a massive but spectacular and unmissable folly." The film apparently got enough of a following for

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, which owns much of

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's film library, to release an

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DVD of the film on September 16, 2003. The disc contained an interview with

, a tour of

and the film's trailer. In August 2021 the film was released on

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label

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Awards

Soundtrack

The CD soundtrack composed and conducted by

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is available on Music Box Records label
website
.

References

External links

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