''The Happy Thieves'' is a 1961 American

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starring

Rex Harrison Sir Reginald Carey "Rex" Harrison (5 March 1908 – 2 June 1990) was an English actor. Harrison began his career on the stage in 1924. He made his West End debut in 1936 appearing in the Terence Rattigan play '' French Without Tears'', in wh ...

and

Rita Hayworth Rita Hayworth (born Margarita Carmen Cansino; October 17, 1918May 14, 1987) was an American actress, dancer and producer. She achieved fame during the 1940s as one of the era's top stars, appearing in 61 films over 37 years. The press coined th ...

, and directed by

George Marshall George Catlett Marshall Jr. (December 31, 1880 – October 16, 1959) was an American army officer and statesman. He rose through the United States Army to become Chief of Staff of the United States Army, Chief of Staff of the US Army under Pre ...

. The film is based on the novel ''

The Oldest Confession ''The Oldest Confession'' is a 1958 novel, the first of twenty-five by the American political novelist and satirist Richard Condon. It was published by Appleton-Century-Crofts. The novel is a tragicomedy about the attempted theft of a masterpie ...

'' by Richard Condon. The film was poorly received, with star Harrison later describing it as "absolute rubbish".

Plot

A valuable painting belonging to Duchess Blanca (

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) is stolen at night from her castle in Spain by one of her houseguests, Jimmy Bourne (

), who replaces the original work with a duplicate. The debonair

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then passes the painting to his partner in crime, Eve Lewis (

). However, the artwork is subsequently stolen from them by a man acting on behalf of Dr. Victor Muñoz (

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), the cousin of the duchess. Eve wants to go straight, but Victor blackmails her and Jim, demanding that they steal a renowned painting ('' The Second of May 1808'') by

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from the

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. An exact copy of the painting is created by artist Jean Marie Calbert (

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), and a switch is planned to take place during the farewell bullfight of a famous

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, Cayetano ( Virgilio Teixeira), whom the duchess intends to wed. During the bullfight, Victor secretly shoots Cayetano in order to create a diversion that will assist the art theft. News of the matador's death spreads quickly across the city and distracts the guards at the Prado Museum, allowing Jim and Jean to begin switching the two large paintings. Jean suddenly leaves the room before they are finished, but Eve arrives in time to help Jim complete the switch before the guards return. Later, Jean turns up and goes with Jim to the house of Victor, where they find him dead. They are then framed for this murder by the duchess, who had killed Victor to avenge the death of Cayetano. Using the stolen Goya painting as a bargaining chip, Jim negotiates with the authorities, and he secures freedom for Jean and a reduced prison sentence for himself. Eve vows to wait for him. File:RokebyVenus.jpg, The painting stolen from the castle is

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's ''

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''. File:El dos de mayo de 1808 en Madrid.jpg, The painting they plan to steal from the Prado Museum is '' The Second of May 1808'' by

. File:El Tres de Mayo, by Francisco de Goya, from Prado thin black margin.jpg, The cover story for working in the Prado is painting a legal copy of ''

The Third of May 1808 ''The Third of May 1808'' (also known as or , or )The Museo del Prado entitles the work El 3 de mayo de 1808 en Madrid: los fusilamientos en la montaña del Príncipe Pío'' is a painting completed in 1814 by the Spanish painter Francisco Goya, ...

'' by Goya.

Cast

as Eve Lewis *

as Jimmy Bourne *

as Jean Marie Calbert *

as Duchess Blanca *

as Dr. Victor Muñoz * Virgilio Teixeira as Cayetano the Bullfighter (credited as Virgilio Texera) *

Peter Illing Peter Illing (4 March 1899 – 29 October 1966) was an Austrian-born British film and television actor. Selected TV series * '' Deadline Midnight'' (1961) as Captain Dnieprovsky * '' The Saint'' (1962) as Inspector Buono Filmography * '' The S ...

as Mr. Pickett * Britta Ekman as Mrs. Pickett *

George Rigaud Pedro Jorge Rigato Delissetche,George Rigaud

as Spanish Police Inspector * Gérard Tichy as Antonio, Prado Museum Guard

Production notes

The film was produced by Hayworth's production company, Hillworth Productions A.G., and distributed by

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. The film's executive producer was Hayworth's then-husband, James Hill.

Music

During a test bullfight, a melody based on "''

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'' can be heard.

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