"Suicide Is Painless" (or "Song from M*A*S*H") is a song written by

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(music) and Michael Altman (

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) for the 1970 film ''

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''. In addition to being performed by characters in the film, it plays during the

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as sung by

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. An instrumental version is likewise the

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for the TV series based on the film, playing over the opening and closing credits.

Background

The song was written for Ken Prymus, the actor playing Private Seidman, to sing during the faux-suicide of Walter "Painless Pole" Waldowski (

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) in the film's "Last Supper" scene. Director Robert Altman had two stipulations about the song for composer Johnny Mandel: it had to be called "Suicide Is Painless" and it had to be the "stupidest song ever written". Altman attempted to write the lyric himself, but, upon finding it too difficult for his "45-year-old brain" to write something "stupid" enough, he gave the task to his 15-year-old-son Michael, who reportedly wrote the lyrics in five minutes. Altman later decided that the song worked so well he would use it as the film's main theme. This more choral version was sung by uncredited session singers

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, Ron Hicklin, and

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, and was released as a single attributed to "The Mash". Altman said that, while he only made $70,000 for directing the movie, his son had earned more than $1 million for co-writing the song. Several

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versions of the song were used as the theme for the TV series, but the lyrics were never used in the show. It became a number-one hit in the

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in May 1980. The song was ranked No. 66 on AFI's 100 Years...100 Songs.

Track listing

7″ vinyl * West Germany: CBS / 5009 *UK: CBS / S CBS 8536 *US: Columbia / 4M-45130 ono promo only*US: Columbia / 4S-45130 riginal stereo stock release

Chart performance

Manic Street Preachers version

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released a cover version of "Suicide Is Painless" on September 7, 1992, as "Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)". In the UK, it was a double A-side

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' take on

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" as the other A-side. The 12-inch and CD versions of the UK single included "Sleeping with the NME" – an excerpt from a radio documentary recorded in the offices of the ''

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'' capturing staff's reaction to photographs of guitarist

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' infamous self-mutilation. The single peaked at number seven on the

spending three weeks in the top 10.

Track listings

7-inch vinyl * UK: Columbia / 658382 7 * Netherlands: Columbia / COL 658385 7 12-inch vinyl * UK: Columbia / 658382 6 CD * UK: Columbia / 658382 2 * Europe: Columbia / 658385 2 * Japan: Epic/Sony / ESCA 5668

Charts

Weekly charts

Year-end charts

Cover recorded versions

* Ahmad Jamal recorded a new version of the song that replaced the version by The MASH on pressings of the soundtrack album beginning in 1973; the film retained the original version. * Bill Evans included an

jazz cover on his posthumous 1980 album ''You Must Believe in Spring''. * Al De Lory recorded "Song from M*A*S*H", an

jazz piano version for his 1970 album ''Al De Lory Plays Song from M*A*S*H''. This version peaked at No. 7 on the

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chart during the summer of 1970. *Swedish group Small Town Singers released a version under the title "Song from M*A*S*H" in 1975. The single peaked at 17th position in Sweden, Top 100 chart in Australia. * Marilyn Manson recorded a cover version which was released on the

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to '' Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2'' in 2000

References

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