''Small Time Crooks'' is a 2000 American

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written and directed by

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, the film's plot has some similarities to that of the 1942 comedy ''

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'' Robert Osborne of

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on June 15, 2006 It stars Allen,

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and Tracey Ullman. ''Small Time Crooks'' received positive reviews from critics. Ullman also received a nomination for a

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, and May won the Best Supporting Actress citation at the

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Plot

Career criminal Ray and his cronies want to lease a closed pizzeria so they can dig a tunnel from the basement of the restaurant to a nearby bank. Ray's wife Frenchy covers what they are doing by selling cookies in the restaurant. The robbery scheme soon proves to be a miserable failure, but, after they franchise the business, selling cookies makes them millionaires. One day Frenchy throws a big party and overhears people making fun of their poor decorating taste and lack of culture. She asks an art dealer named David to train her and Ray so they can fit in with the

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. Ray hates every minute of it, but Frenchy likes their new culture. What Frenchy does not know is that David is really just using her to finance his art projects. Ray finally gets fed up and leaves Frenchy. David and Frenchy go to Europe for more cultural enlightenment and while there, she gets a call and finds out she has been defrauded by her accountants. She has lost everything, including her cookie company, home, and possessions. David turns on her right away and immediately dumps her. Meanwhile, Ray has gone back to being a crook and tries to steal a valuable necklace at a party. He has had a duplicate made and through a series of circumstances gets the duplicate and real one mixed up. At the party, he finds out that Frenchy is broke, so he leaves and goes to see her. He consoles her by saying he stole the valuable necklace and shows it to her. Her new-found cultural enlightenment enables her to tell the necklace is a fake; Ray has gotten the wrong one. But she produces a very expensive cigarette case that she once had given to David as a gift but stole back after he dumped her. It once belonged to the

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. They reconcile, decide to sell it, and retire to

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Cast

Reception

Box office

''Small Time Crooks'' opened up on the same day as ''

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'' and ''

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'' and was the highest-grossing film directed by Allen at the North American box office between 1989's ''

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'' and 2005's ''

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'', with a gross of $17.2 million. However, it was also one of the few later Allen films which did less well outside the U.S. and Canada, and its global gross was $29.9 million.

Critical response

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the film has an approval rating of 66% based on reviews from 100 critics, with an average rating of 6.3/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "Woody Allen rises from his recent slump with ''Small Time Crooks''. A simple, funny movie, ''Crooks'' proves Allen still has the touch that made his name synonymous with off-beat comedy." On

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the film has an average score of 69 out of 100, based on reviews from 32 critics, indicating "generally positive reviews". Audiences surveyed by

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gave the film a grade "B" on scale of A to F. Stephen Holden of

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wrote: "In this sweet, funny wisp of a movie, Mr. Allen shucks off his fabled angst and returns in spirit to those wide-eyed days of yesteryear, before Chekhov, Kafka and Ingmar Bergman invaded his creative imagination." Todd McCarthy of

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magazine called it a "Breezy, enjoyable romp gratifyingly zigzags in directions that aren't apparent at the outset and features some intriguingly personal subtext for longtime Woody watchers."

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of the

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gave it 3 out of 4, and wrote: "Dumb as they (allegedly) are, the characters in Small Time Crooks are smarter, edgier and more original than the dreary crowd in so many new comedies." Allen has never said whether the film's similarity to ''

'' was deliberate or if his film was in any way inspired by it. The plot also parallels episodes of at least two American TV series: ''

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'' ("Dynamite Diner") and ''

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'' ("The White Elephant").

Accolades

Ullman was nominated for a

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for her performance, and Elaine May won Best Supporting Actress at the

for her performance.

Soundtrack

* With Plenty of Money and You - Music by

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- Performed by Hal Kemp * Could It Be - Written by Stephen Lang - Performed by Stephen Lang * Stompin' at the

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- Written by Edgar M. Sampson,

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- Performed by Benny Goodman and His Orchestra * Music Makers - Written by

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- Performed by Harry James * Voices of Spring Waltzes Fruhlingstimmen op.11 - Written by Johann Strauss - Performed by Vienna State Opera Orchestra * Cocktails for Two - Music by Arthur Johnston - Performed by

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* Tequila - Written by Danny Flores - Performed by

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* The Modern Dance - Written by Scott Marshall - Performed by Judith Cohn, Carol Genetti & Scott Marshall * Prelude in B minor opus 32, #10 - Written by

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* Fascination - Music by Fermo Dante Marchetti - Performed by

* Mountain Greenery - Music by

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- Performed by Lester Lanin * Zelda's Theme - Written by

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- Performed by

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* Sarabande From the Suite #2 for Solo violoncello In D Minor - Written by

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* Lester Lanin Cha-Cha - Written by Lester Lanin - Performed by Lester Lanin * This Could Be the Start of Something Big - Written by

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- Performed by Lester Lanin * Just in Time - Music by

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- Performed by Lester Lanin * Old Devil Moon - Music by

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- Performed by Lester Lanin * The Hukilau Song - Written by Jack Owens - Performed by Lester Lanin * Steady, Steady - Written by Ronald Graham & Milton Shafer - Performed by Lester Lanin

References

External links

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