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David Graeme Garden OBE (born 18 February 1943) is a Scottish comedian, actor, author, artist and television presenter, best known as a member of The Goodies and a regular panellist on ''
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''.


Early life and education

Garden was born in
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,
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, Scotland, and raised in
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,
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, England, only son (with a daughter) of (1910-1982), an eminent orthopaedic surgeon who created the
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of hip fractures, and his wife Janet Ann (née McHardy). R. S. Garden's parents, John and Elizabeth, farmed at Macduff,
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, Aberdeenshire. Garden was educated at
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, and studied medicine at
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, where he joined the Cambridge University Footlights Dramatic Club and served as its president in 1964, while also performing in the 1964 Footlights revue, ''Stuff What Dreams Are Made Of'' at the
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. Garden qualified in medicine at
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, but has never practised. Asked how he justified making jokes rather than saving lives, he answered:


Career


Radio

Garden was co-writer and performer in the classic BBC radio comedy sketch show, ''
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'', in the late 1960s. Garden was studying medicine during the first few series of the show, this commitment making cast membership difficult for him during the third series as he was following a
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course in
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. However, he continued sending in scripts for the radio show by mail, and he rejoined the cast upon his return to his medical studies in London. On several occasions, his medical qualifications are lampooned in the show; in the 25th Anniversary Show, David Hatch asks him if he is still a writer. Garden: "Here's something I wrote this morning". Hatch: "It's a prescription". "Yes," says Garden, "but it's a funny one..." Garden was a permanent panellist on the long-running BBC Radio improvisation show ''
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'', in a cast which included
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, for almost fifty years. He also starred in and co-wrote, with
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, '' You'll Have Had Your Tea'', a direct spin-off of ISIHAC, and has contributed to several books from the series including guides to the game
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. Garden wrote for and appeared with
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and Alison Steadman in the 1989 BBC radio comedy sketch show '' The Long Hot Satsuma''. Garden had a role in Paul B. Davies' 2000 radio play ''Spy Nozy and the Poets''. In 2001 and 2002, Garden wrote for and appeared in the BBC radio comedy sketch show ''The Right Time'', along with
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, Clive Swift, Roger Blake and
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. He was also script editor for ''
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''. Garden is chair of the spoof radio game show ''Beat the Kids''. He has also appeared on the UK version of the improvisation television series ''
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'', which has a similar format. He was a co-writer of the BBC Radio 4 comedy ''
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'', and in 2006, Garden co-devised and appeared on the
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comedy quiz show, '' The Unbelievable Truth''. In 2003, Garden wrote the Radio 4 sitcom ''
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'', based on an original idea by
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, with a second series in 2007. Garden has appeared in several of Big Finish's ''
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'' audio dramas. In ''
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'' he plays Professor Fassbinder, a parody of Victor Bergman in '' Space: 1999''. In '' Max Warp'' he plays TV presenter Geoffrey Vantage, parodying ''
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'' presenter
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. He also plays Abbot Thelonious (an alias of the
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) in the
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audio play '' The Book of Kells'' in 2010, and subsequently returns as a recurring antagonist to the Eighth Doctor as the Monk (a role previously played on television by
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.


Television

Garden's best known television work is freeform sitcom ''
The Goodies'', which he wrote and performed along with
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and
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from 1970 to 1982. The three appeared in the Amnesty International show ''
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'' (during which they sang their hit song "
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"). Garden and
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co-wrote many episodes of the television sitcom '' Doctor in the House'', including most of the first series episodes, and all of the second series episodes - as well as co-writing episodes of the subsequent '' Doctor at Large'' and ''
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'' series. Garden was co-writer and performer in the sketch show '' Twice a Fortnight'' with
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,
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,
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and
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, and also sketch show ''
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'' with
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, with
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joining the cast for the second series. In 1982 Garden and Oddie wrote, but did not perform in, a six-part science fiction sitcom called ''
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'' for
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which was shown on ITV. The show was set in an international
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in the near future. Garden was the voice of the title character in ''
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'' (1983), in addition to General Blight and Maurice of the Heavy Mob in the children's
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television comedy series, which also featured the rest of the Goodies team. The series parodied comic book super-heroes. Later, Garden wrote for the sitcom ''
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'' (1994). Graeme Garden has also presented three series of the BBC's health magazine ''Bodymatters''. Garden appeared in the political sitcom '' Yes Minister'', in the role of Commander Forrest of the Special Branch in the episode ''The Death List''. He also appeared as a television presenter in the '' Doctor in the House'' episode, ''Doctor on the Box''. He was a regular team captain on the political satire game show ''
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''. Brooke-Taylor appeared as a guest in one episode and during the game "I Couldn't Disagree More" he proposed that it was high time ''The Goodies'' episodes were repeated. Garden was obliged by the rules of the game to refute this statement, and replied, "I couldn't disagree more... it was time to repeat them ten, fifteen years ago." In 2004, Garden and Brooke-Taylor were co-presenters of
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's daytime game show ''Beat the Nation'', in which they indulged in usual game show "banter", but took the quiz itself seriously. It was notable for its use of a "laugh track" instead of a studio audience. Garden has hosted the quiz game '' Tell the Truth'' and presented a series of history programmes, ''A Sense of the Past'' for
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. Garden writes and directs for the corporate video company Video Arts, famous for its training films starring
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.


Stage appearances

Garden has a successful stage career, and has acted in several National Theatre productions, as well as London's West End. He has also acted in several
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comedy drama series, and television drama including ''Peak Practice'' and ''
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''. Garden appeared with Tim Brooke-Taylor in the theatre production '' The Unvarnished Truth''. In 1986 he appeared in a production of '' An Inspector Calls'' by J B Priestley at the
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. Garden wrote a play called '' The Pocket Orchestra'' which ran in London in 2006. In August 2006, Garden and Brooke-Taylor joined up to perform at the
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in a show which looked back with some nostalgia to their work with the Goodies and in light entertainment.


Personal life

Garden lives in
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with his wife Emma, with whom he has a son, Tom. Garden also has a daughter, Sally, and a son, John, from his previous marriage to Mary Elizabeth Wheatley Grice. His son John "JJ" Garden is the occasional keyboardist for the music group
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, and shares songwriting credit on their 2006 album ''
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''. In 2002, Garden suffered an episode of the condition known as
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, where the muscles on one side of the face become paralysed. He was able to continue his work commitments and eventually made a full recovery after some months. Garden was appointed
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(OBE) in the
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Bibliography

An incomplete list includes: * ''The Best Medicine: Graeme Garden's Book of Medical Humour'' compiled and illustrated by Graeme Garden, published by Robson Books Ltd., London (1984), * ''The Skylighters'' * ''The Seventh Man'' * ''Graeme Garden's Compendium of Very Silly Games'' * ''Stovold's Mornington Crescent Almanac'' Co-written with the other members of The Goodies: * ''The Goodies File'' * ''The Goodies Book of Criminal Records'' * ''The Making of The Goodies Disaster Movie'' Poetry: *


References


External links


"I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" homepage
at BBC.co.uk *
Graeme Garden
– BBC Guide to Comedy

– Comedy Zone



– The Gazetteer for Scotland
ISIHAC interviews with Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, and Barry Cryer
at BBC.co.uk

Web Wombat Theatre

– mentions Graeme and ISIRTA

– the 1964 Cambridge Footlights Club revue during the time when Graeme Garden was President of the Footlights, as well as being a member of the revue cast
OBEs all round – Goodies pair honoured

Graeme Garden thought that OBE letter was a bill




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