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''Facejacker'' is a
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comedy series which started on 16 April 2010. It follows the similar show '' Fonejacker''. Kayvan Novak adopts various disguises (with the aid of prosthetics), including several characters heard in ''Fonejacker''. To promote the show, Novak appeared at ''
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'' as Terry Tibbs on 5 April. Series 2 finished filming in July 2011 and premiered on 27 March 2012. The series concluded on 1 May 2012. Novak planned to create a film based on the show's characters, and was in talks with
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and Hat Trick Productions.International Business Times
last accessed 2 July 2011.


Characters

* Augustus Kwembe is a very polite Ugandan scammer from the Republic of Uganda. He is based on the '' Fonejacker'' character George Agdgdgwngo. His catchphrase is "Scam the UK, the Augustus way". He tries to gain people's bank account details by pretending to be a
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, traffic warden,
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assistant, Beefeater, and others. * * * * * Brian Badonde is a charlatan art critic who ineptly presents his fictional television show ''Voyage into Art with Brian Badonde''. ''Voyage into Art'' explores and demonstrates the wonders of the art world, delving into subjects ranging from
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, glass blowing,
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, and dancing. Brian is a parody of the art critic
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. He suffers from a
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called "Bourettes", which forces him to begin certain words with the letter B. He occasionally encounters a loss of vocal control and ends up spluttering out noises such as "Bwah", "Boh", and "Bah". He is an overt homosexual who often attempts to flirt with the men he meets in his journeys. His trademark pashmina and extravagant shirts are seen in a diverse range of bright colours. Throughout his appearances he has been involved in a
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class, throwing pottery, getting himself into a noisy "MC battle" with a street youth, writing poetry (where it is revealed he was gay upon seeing
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), and attempting to make a documentary about Andy Warhol. Brian also appeared in a mini-series promoting the web search engine
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, titled ''The Art of Technology''. * Terry Tibbs is a bald,
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, second-hand car salesman from
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. He makes a TV show, ''The Real Terry Tibbs'', to make himself recognisable as the real Terry Tibbs and not the character from '' Fonejacker''. He appeared on several TV shows such as '' Come Dine with Me'', '' Secret Millionaire'', Price-drop tv, and his own show ''Lizard's Lair'' (a parody of ''
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''). He originally wanted ''Lizard's Lair'' to be called ''Terry's Hole'' so that he could say, "Are you man enough to enter Terry's Hole?". * Aziz Azizzi is a journalist working for a fictional show named ''World Modern Developments'' for Iraq TV. Similar to Mr. Doovdé from '' Fonejacker'', he believes that
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and initialisms are how words are spelt and not pronounced and, as a result, he mistakes them for pronounceable words such as "Joovc" (
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) and "Puck" ( PC). He is accompanied by a man simply known as "Translator". The
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subtitles displayed onscreen are actually English words written in a faux-Arabic font reversed to make the text look authentic. Along with Patrick, he is one of only two ''Facejacker'' characters played by Novak without the use of
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. * Dufrais Constantinople is a disabled computist with interests in media. He is Jewish (he can be seen wearing a Yarmulke) and is extremely demanding of assistants and helpers. He is in a wheelchair because he was hit jousting in a historical re-enactment, claiming, "He didn't even say charge". He is based on the character of the same name from '' Fonejacker''. * Zulfi is a French fast food photographer, who likes every little detail of a dish to be perfect and treats fast food like models, giving them make-up and shouting commands at them during photo shoots. * Dr. Ali is an Iraqi
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who overreacts to his customers' appearances, telling them that they are ugly and will have to pay for beauty. He would also overcharge them after their surgery. He claims to be the former plastic surgeon of
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. * Donald Donaldson is a director who tried to make it in Hollywood, but after a tragic accident that killed four extras on his 1966 film ''Three Kings of Zanzibar'', he quit Hollywood and returned to England. He currently works with animals to try to make them into stars. * Augustine Kwembe is the twin sister of Augustus. She is also from the republic of Uganda. In the first episode of the second series, she works as a minicab driver inspector, unsuspecting trainees were subjected to inappropriate behavior. Later on in the series, she poses as a lollipop lady to help people recreate the Beatles' ''
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'' album cover (With a small charge). * Ray Fakadakis is a
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r who has just been released from
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; he gives career advice to school leavers. He may have been based on Scouse Steve from '' Fonejacker''. * Patrick is a flamboyant contestant on Terry Tibbs' show ''The Apprentibbs''. He was planted in one of the two teams competing for Terry Tibbs to hire them, and argued with the team's leader so much that he left the team before they could meet Terry Tibbs in person (this was actually done so that Kayvan Novak could appear as Terry Tibbs when the two teams pitched their finished ideas to him). Along with Aziz Azizzi, Patrick is one of only two ''Facejacker'' characters played by Novak without the use of prosthetics.


Voices

The Fonejacker voices characters that are heard, but not seen. He himself is seen performing the voices, usually hidden around the corner from the machine he is voicing. He voices Automated Machine, Mr. Providings, Janec, and other characters as part of the
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. He also adopts a Northern Irish accent for the scenes in 'Moira's Drive-through'. * Automated Machine is a Northern Irish automated voice that has appeared on several occasions. It is similar to the Fonejacker character Irish Mike and has so far been heard in Moira's restaurant, on a series of ''Cambridge'', and as an elevator voice. In the second series, it appeared with both a
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and an American accent. * Mr. Providings is an Indian man based on Sajnu from ''Fonejacker'' who works at a fast food restaurant in
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,
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called American Fried Chicken. He is forced to take over from the Automated Machine after it has "technical difficulties," or "goes mad," as well as being a worker on a
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. * Yanek is a Polish man who works as a maintenance worker for lifts.


App

On 7 March 2012, the Facejacker app was launched onto the iTunes store at the price of £1.49. On the app there is a sound board for various characters from the show, exclusive videos and other extra content. The app was launched around the same time as the second series was aired and all the content on the app is from the second series of the show.


Series 1 (2010)


Series 2 (2012)

The second series premiered on 27 March 2012. It is set in the UK and USA.


Spin-off

On 16 August 2012 as part of Channel 4's ''Funny Fortnight'', Novak in his real-life guise of Terry Tibbs hosted his own chat show titled ''Verry Terry''. The format was that of a chat show with a live audience present, with
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and Anthea Turner as guests. Terry's son as seen in the Facejacker series made an appearance, alongside for the first time his father being seen on a breathing mask in a wheelchair. The episode was a pilot and was not commissioned as a series.


References


External links

* * *{{British Comedy Guide, tv, facejacker 2010 British television series debuts 2012 British television series endings 2010s British satirical television series Channel 4 comedy English-language television shows Television series by Hat Trick Productions