"William, It Was Really Nothing" is a song by the English rock band

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. It was released as a single in August 1984, featuring the B-sides "

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" is a song by the English rock band the Smiths. It was released as the B-side of "William, It Was Really Nothing" in 1984 and later featured on the compilation albums ''Hatful of Hollow'' and ''Loude ...

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", and reached No. 17 in the

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. The song is featured on the compilation albums ''

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'' and ''

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'', as well as other best of and singles collections. In 2004, the song was ranked No. 425 on ''

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'' magazine's list of the 500 greatest songs of all time. When the band performed the song on ''

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'', Morrissey ripped open his shirt to reveal the words "MARRY ME" written on his chest ("Would you like to marry me?" is one line of the song).

Lyrics and background

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has said of the song: "It occurred to me that within popular music if ever there were any records that discussed marriage they were always from the female's standpoint, female singers singing to women. There were never any songs saying 'do not marry, stay single, self-preservation,' etc. I thought it was about time there was a male voice speaking directly to another male saying that marriage was a waste of time ... that, in fact, it was absolutely nothing." The song is popularly believed to have been about Morrissey's short-lived friendship with

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, lead singer of the Associates. The Associates' compilation album ''Double Hipness'', released in August 2000, included the song "Stephen, You're Really Something", recorded by Billy MacKenzie and Alan Rankine during the band's reunion in 1993 as a response to "William, It Was Really Nothing".

Track listing

* in original green sleeve * in lilac reprint sleeve

Artwork and matrix message

British 7" and 12" with green tinted cover versions feature the matrix message: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/ROMANTIC AND SQUARE IS HIP AND AWARE British 7' with lilac tinted cover: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/WE HATES BAD GRAMMER British 12" with lilac tinted cover: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/ROMANTIC AND IS HIP N'AWARE As well as being a reference to ''

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'', "The impotence of Ernest" is an allusion to the

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that

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suffered in his final years. The "romantic" line was said by

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* {{Authority control The Smiths songs 1984 singles Songs written by Morrissey Songs written by Johnny Marr LGBT-related songs Songs based on actual events 1984 songs Rough Trade Records singles UK Independent Singles Chart number-one singles