''The Underground Comedy Movie'' is a 1999 film directed by and starring Vince Offer. Alongside short comedy sketches it features music by

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and Guttermouth, among others. It is considered by some as one of the worst films of all time.

Synopsis

The film mainly consists of skits featuring celebrities in various roles, based on concepts Offer had originally performed on a public-access television show he had hosted. Skits included Gena Lee Nolin posing as

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, supermodels loudly using the restroom, and a superhero named "Dickman" who dressed in a

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costume and defeated his enemies by squirting them with

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Cast

;Supermodels Taking a Dump * Barbara Snellenburg as Supermodel #1 * Rebecca Chaney as Supermodel #2 ;Bat Man * Gloria Sperling as Old Lady * Sam Costello as Security Guard *

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as Rhymer * Vince Offer as Batman ;Boobwatch *

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as Mother * Brian Van Holt as Lifeguard ;Virgin Hunter *

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as Virgin Hunter * Barbara Snellenburg as Virgin ;Gay Virgin * Ant as Gay Man *

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as Gay Virgin ;I Hate L.A. * Vince Offer, David Rotter, and Danny Rotter as Singers * Jeffrey Jaeger as Transvestite ;The Godmother * Michael "Wheels" Parisi as Godmother *

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as Sonny * Vince Offer as Fetus Salesman ;The Adventures of Dickman * Peachy Keene as Lesbian #1 *

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as Lesbian #2 * Rebecca Chaney as Lesbian #3 ;Watts Up Talk Show * Vince Offer as JJ Cool * Morgan Alvet as KKK ;Psychology Today * Zoska Myock as Patient * Michael "Wheels" Parisi as Psychologist ;Beautiful Girl With Old Man * Barbara Snellenburg as Beautiful Girl * George Smity as Old Man ;Miss America Bag Lady Pageant *

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as Host * Rebecca Chaney as Co-host ;Flirty Harry * Tony Vera as Bad Guy * Vince Offer as Flirty ;Porno Review *

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as Chinese Man *

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as Arnold Swollenpecker * Sam Costell as Mailman * Vince Offer as Vincenzo Butafungu * Sam Mactaggert as Spanky Shvatsa *

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as Man-goo Man/Tutu Girl ;Jury Making Right Decision * Jerry "Mongo" Brown as Black Juror #1 * Ella Mae Davis as Black Juror # 2 * Mike Boito as White Juror #1 *

as White Juror #2 ;Marilyn Monroe * Gena Lee Nolin as Marilyn * Sam Costello as Bystander #1 *

as Bystander #2

Production

Although the film was released and screened in 1999, Offer was bankrupt by 2002 and home video distribution plans were shelved. Offer, who had previously been a successful vegetable chopper salesman and businessman, resumed selling vegetable choppers at swap meets to support himself and raise money to complete his film project. Within a few months, he had earned enough to resume production, and the movie was finally completed, released, and marketed entirely on late-night infomercials that Offer paid for with his earnings from the swap meet vegetable chopper sales. The film has reportedly sold in excess of 100,000 copies.

Reception

According to

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, ''The Underground Comedy Movie'' played on one movie theater screen on May 16, 1999, earning $856. The film earned less-than-favorable reviews, receiving a 33% from

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based on 6 reviews. The ''

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'' said it "may be the least amusing comedy ever made." Lawrence Van Gelder of ''

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'' offered a scathing review, describing the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like

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, alienation, urination,

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, voyeurism, casual brutality, and mockery of the unfortunate." Van Gelder added that tasteless or offensive material can be funny in the right hands, but that Offer "makes the common mistake of equating the recognition of comic potential for comedy itself. For the successful, talent bridges the gap, but, here, alentis absent."

Lawsuits

The film was the subject of several lawsuits filed by Offer against others. On September 23, 1998, Vince Offer filed a suit against

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and the co-directors of ''

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'', Bobby and Peter Farrelly. Offer claimed that 14 scenes in ''Mary'' were lifted from his film. The Farrellys released this statement: "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney." The case was dismissed with prejudice on a motion for summary judgment by order of the court in 2000, and 20th Century Fox was awarded $66,336.92 in attorneys' fees. In 2000, Offer successfully sued

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for $4 million, claiming that Smith had agreed to be in his movie, but backed out in 1996 over fears that appearing in the movie would be detrimental to her career.Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com – WENN – 23 October 2000
/ref> In 2004, Offer sent out a press release through prnewsonline.com announcing his intention to sue the Church of Scientology. In 1997, while production was ongoing, the

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had allegedly begun a large-scale

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against Offer and his film (Offer was a Scientologist at the time)."Filmmaker Sues Church of Scientology"
/ref> The director claimed the Scientologists' "

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" in

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labeled him a "criminal" (based on the rules of Scientology) and threatened his Scientology friends in the movie business with "condemnation" punishment that could be lethal to their careers if they did not write malicious reports against Offer.

Sequel

In June 2010, it was revealed that Offer had completed filming of scenes starring

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and model Joanna Krupa for a follow-up movie.Lindsay Lohan Shoots Paparazzi with Guns in Comedy Sketch
/ref> The film was released in 2013 with the title '' InAPPropriate Comedy''.Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea to Spend Money On This
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References

External links

Underground Comedy 2010
– official promotional site * {{DEFAULTSORT:Underground Comedy Movie, The 1999 comedy films 1999 direct-to-video films 1999 films American independent films American comedy films Scientology-related controversies in film Sketch comedy films 1990s English-language films 1999 directorial debut films 1990s American films